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baddog · 11-28-2007, 08:08 PM

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

Spunky · 11-28-2007, 08:08 PM

God bless us everyone

2012 · 11-28-2007, 08:09 PM

I didn't know you were a poet ?

V_RocKs · 11-28-2007, 08:14 PM

That is what I was thinking!

baddog · 11-28-2007, 08:17 PM

2012 · 11-28-2007, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

vrooom vroooooooooooom !!!

madfuck · 11-28-2007, 08:54 PM

real nice christmas story....hahahaha, lol

CunningStunt · 11-28-2007, 08:59 PM

Nice prose.

11-28-2007, 08:08 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

11-28-2007, 08:08 PM	#2
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	God bless us everyone __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-28-2007, 08:09 PM	#3
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	you a funny guy mang I didn't know you were a poet ?

11-28-2007, 08:14 PM	#4
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	That is what I was thinking!

11-28-2007, 08:17 PM	#5
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089

11-28-2007, 08:54 PM	#7
madfuck Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,032	real nice christmas story....hahahaha, lol

11-28-2007, 08:59 PM	#8
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	Nice prose.