UFC fighter Quinton "Rampage" Jackson goes on a rant. - GoFuckYourself.com

TurboAngel · 11-28-2007, 05:19 PM

UFC brawler Quinton "Rampage" Jackson has never been afraid to go on the attack. And when the king of the octagon learned that NFL star Sean Taylor died from a gunshot to the leg on the Monday, Rampage went off.

"Shot in the leg and died," he asked our cameraman. "Where the hell was the ambulance? Flavor Flav was real when he said 911 was a joke."

Then, just like a pre-skankified Flav would have done, Rampage got racial. "Black folks, when you get in trouble [and you] call 911, please sound white when you call ... We all sound white when we need to."

You can see it on TMZ.

Hazlewood · 11-28-2007, 05:49 PM

ITS TRUE...991 is a joke

Hazlewood · 11-28-2007, 05:50 PM

correction: *911

marketsmart · 11-28-2007, 05:56 PM

no, the joke is on the fact that his girlfriend didnt know life saving skills....

however, from what in have heard of his injuries, i tournaquit would not have save his life... he had a direct hit to the femoral artery, which unless you have a surgical clamp, is almost impossible to get under control...

the moral of the story is, if you have money (from sports, porn, job, whatever) invest in a good security system and a few guns....

its sad that he got killed in the prime of his life, but could have just as easily happened crossing the road...

thats life...

TurboAngel · 11-28-2007, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazlewood

correction: *911

Got ya.

Lance69 · 11-28-2007, 07:08 PM

Femoral Artery is the toughest artery to stop bleeding. Takes an enormous amount of pressure to close it.

whudup-yo? · 11-28-2007, 07:24 PM

it is the guy who shot hims fault more than the ambulance.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-28-2007, 07:51 PM

wher ehe got shot is actually considered one of the worst places you can take an injury like this. be it a gunshot or a large laceration. it can bleed you dry in under a minute if the femoral is severed...

TurboAngel · 11-28-2007, 08:32 PM

This was more about when he said.....

"Black folks, when you get in trouble [and you] call 911, please sound white when you call ... We all sound white when we need to."

BusterBunny · 11-28-2007, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

the moral of the story is, if you have money (from sports, porn, job, whatever) invest in a good security system and a few guns....
...

for sure, especially after someone breaks in and leaves a knife on your pillow a week prior.....i wouldn't stay in the house with anything less than skynet as my security system and mr. T sitting outside my bedroom door while i slept

madfuck · 11-28-2007, 08:51 PM

thts not a good joke

11-28-2007, 05:19 PM	#1
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	UFC fighter Quinton "Rampage" Jackson goes on a rant. UFC brawler Quinton "Rampage" Jackson has never been afraid to go on the attack. And when the king of the octagon learned that NFL star Sean Taylor died from a gunshot to the leg on the Monday, Rampage went off. "Shot in the leg and died," he asked our cameraman. "Where the hell was the ambulance? Flavor Flav was real when he said 911 was a joke." Then, just like a pre-skankified Flav would have done, Rampage got racial. "Black folks, when you get in trouble [and you] call 911, please sound white when you call ... We all sound white when we need to." You can see it on TMZ.

11-28-2007, 05:49 PM	#2
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11-28-2007, 05:50 PM	#3
Hazlewood Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,555	correction: *911 __________________ Skype: hazegsm

11-28-2007, 07:08 PM	#6
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11-28-2007, 05:56 PM	#4
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	no, the joke is on the fact that his girlfriend didnt know life saving skills.... however, from what in have heard of his injuries, i tournaquit would not have save his life... he had a direct hit to the femoral artery, which unless you have a surgical clamp, is almost impossible to get under control... the moral of the story is, if you have money (from sports, porn, job, whatever) invest in a good security system and a few guns.... its sad that he got killed in the prime of his life, but could have just as easily happened crossing the road... thats life...

11-28-2007, 07:24 PM	#7
whudup-yo? Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 15	it is the guy who shot hims fault more than the ambulance.

11-28-2007, 07:51 PM	#8
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	wher ehe got shot is actually considered one of the worst places you can take an injury like this. be it a gunshot or a large laceration. it can bleed you dry in under a minute if the femoral is severed...

11-28-2007, 08:32 PM	#9
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	This was more about when he said..... "Black folks, when you get in trouble [and you] call 911, please sound white when you call ... We all sound white when we need to."

11-28-2007, 08:51 PM	#11
madfuck Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,032	thts not a good joke