The end of the world schedule for the nearest future - GoFuckYourself.com

TTiger · 11-28-2007, 06:31 AM

The end of the world schedule for the nearest future

2008 ? an asteroid more than ½ mile in diameter will fall on the Earth.

2009 ? Armageddon will destroy the civilization, in accordance to Peter Lorie?s research on the Nostradamus? Centuries.

2010 ? the oil stock will be over and the whole world will start fighting for the natural resources. This year also Earth is promised to turn off the Sun.

2011 ? the end of the Maya Calendar Cycle. The 2005 YU55 asteroid will possibly crash into our planet.

2012 ? the most expected end of the world. Here come a lot of events, such as: the 5th Sun period, the Solar System will turn one of its sides to the axis of the Galaxy, all the cosmic cycles will be broken, the poles will switch upside down. Good news everyone! Indigo kids stand a chance to survive, as well as 0,5% of the population.

2013 ? Doomsday. The day of the beginning and the end of everything! Hyper spatial passage to the 4th dimension will bring death to the mortals and birth to the Gods.

2014 ? according to the astrophysicist?s research the solar system will sink into the cloud of cosmic dust, which will destroy everything on the planet. Pretty boring, hah?

2015 ? the end of some 9576?year cycle that will put an end to the civilization.

2016 ? the researcher of the climatic conditions James Hansen affirms that in 2016 all the glaciers will melt and the major part of the dry land will drown.

2017 ? the end of the world will come in accordance with the hierarchical theory of disasters.

2018 ? the nuclear war will start, following Nostradamus.

2019 ? just commonplace crush of the Earth with the 2002 NT7 asteroid.

2020 ? following the prediction of John the Baptist, Isaac Newton counted that the end of the world will occur exactly in 2020.

reaching_into_the_muck · 11-28-2007, 06:40 AM

As long as McDonalds and WalMart stay open none of us care.

ridikuloz · 11-28-2007, 06:53 AM

time to dig underground boys

StuartD · 11-28-2007, 06:53 AM

I'm sure there was a list just like that 10 years ago..... the world's ended 8 or 9 times since then.

TTiger · 11-28-2007, 02:58 PM

i nice list of gift just before Christmas's

11-28-2007, 06:31 AM	#1
TTiger Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: quebec, canada Posts: 3,030	The end of the world schedule for the nearest future The end of the world schedule for the nearest future 2008 ? an asteroid more than ½ mile in diameter will fall on the Earth. 2009 ? Armageddon will destroy the civilization, in accordance to Peter Lorie?s research on the Nostradamus? Centuries. 2010 ? the oil stock will be over and the whole world will start fighting for the natural resources. This year also Earth is promised to turn off the Sun. 2011 ? the end of the Maya Calendar Cycle. The 2005 YU55 asteroid will possibly crash into our planet. 2012 ? the most expected end of the world. Here come a lot of events, such as: the 5th Sun period, the Solar System will turn one of its sides to the axis of the Galaxy, all the cosmic cycles will be broken, the poles will switch upside down. Good news everyone! Indigo kids stand a chance to survive, as well as 0,5% of the population. 2013 ? Doomsday. The day of the beginning and the end of everything! Hyper spatial passage to the 4th dimension will bring death to the mortals and birth to the Gods. 2014 ? according to the astrophysicist?s research the solar system will sink into the cloud of cosmic dust, which will destroy everything on the planet. Pretty boring, hah? 2015 ? the end of some 9576?year cycle that will put an end to the civilization. 2016 ? the researcher of the climatic conditions James Hansen affirms that in 2016 all the glaciers will melt and the major part of the dry land will drown. 2017 ? the end of the world will come in accordance with the hierarchical theory of disasters. 2018 ? the nuclear war will start, following Nostradamus. 2019 ? just commonplace crush of the Earth with the 2002 NT7 asteroid. 2020 ? following the prediction of John the Baptist, Isaac Newton counted that the end of the world will occur exactly in 2020. __________________

11-28-2007, 06:53 AM	#3
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11-28-2007, 06:53 AM	#4
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11-28-2007, 02:58 PM	#5
TTiger Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: quebec, canada Posts: 3,030	i nice list of gift just before Christmas's __________________ Last edited by TTiger; 11-28-2007 at 02:58 PM.. Reason: typo

11-28-2007, 06:40 AM	#2
reaching_into_the_muck Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 89	As long as McDonalds and WalMart stay open none of us care.