What's DrewKole Good for? - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 09-23-2002, 10:59 PM

Not much

FATPad · 09-23-2002, 11:08 PM

Holy shit. That is the biggest poll I have ever seen in terms of number of answers and length of each answer.

Squishy · 09-23-2002, 11:10 PM

"What could DrewKole do for a living that would pay him real cash money?"

I'd give him $50/hr. just to keep twisting your lil' porky tail.

SleazyDream · 09-23-2002, 11:10 PM

Drew needs options

theking · 09-23-2002, 11:16 PM

Good selection. I will withhold my vote until I have time to reflect.

pimpdog3 · 09-23-2002, 11:22 PM

id say all of the above.

FATPad · 09-23-2002, 11:25 PM

Statistically, 8 out 6 people will choose #9.

greentea · 09-23-2002, 11:26 PM

Drew=LAMER

lawdog · 09-23-2002, 11:28 PM

sleazy this poll was a complete success!
if and only if your intent was to help your past
employers fill the vacant positions you left behind
when you accepted the full time position of douche bag.

AaronM · 09-24-2002, 12:02 AM

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Originally posted by greentea
Drew=LAMER

At best.

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 12:06 AM

"Student - the last call of the truly retared. School is fine when you're 19 or 20, at Drew's age the professors are wondering if he was the same guy they took the class with years ago, and he probally was."

I don't get this? Im 23, and I have a degree in finance.

Lets bump this for everyone's favorite overweight comedian.

L0stMind · 09-24-2002, 12:25 AM

I graduated at 20 with a bachelor of commerce. Even if it didnt help me find a job after (my fave rejection line: you are too young, go travel - if I had money, would I come to you for a job?)

I find sleazy humourous at times although why he dislikes you, I dunno. I thought sleazy was immune to the big mac jokes.

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 06:34 AM

TeraBabes · 09-24-2002, 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
hi

So, you really want this bumped, huh?

Ok.

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 08:23 AM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes

So, you really want this bumped, huh?

Ok.

Why the hell not? None of the options were even remotely clever... =)

I voted for #1.

Steve · 09-24-2002, 08:26 AM

looks like Drew is pushing some buttons on SD

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by Steve
looks like Drew is pushing some buttons on SD

I'm pushing the "Spend more time working out, so that you don't die of a heart attack, rather than posting about how big you think you are on GFY" button.

alias · 09-24-2002, 08:29 AM

"internet ballbuster"

Kimmykim · 09-24-2002, 08:30 AM

macroguru · 09-24-2002, 08:45 AM

Ouch,

The Village Idiot is Winning.....

Macro

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 08:49 AM

I was hopin to lick boots for the rest of my life...

And where the hell is the option for throwing parties for people more important than me, while always coming onto msgboards referring to "THEIR income, and THEIR education, but never to my own?"

Damnit... cuz I know some people who's avg income is 100k. =(

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 09:10 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
bump

How dare you.

sherie · 09-24-2002, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
"Student - the last call of the truly retared. School is fine when you're 19 or 20, at Drew's age the professors are wondering if he was the same guy they took the class with years ago, and he probally was."

I don't get this? Im 23, and I have a degree in finance.

Lets bump this for everyone's favorite overweight comedian.

Chris Farley is not with us any longer

Jakke PNG · 09-24-2002, 09:33 AM

Drewkole's useful, I think he has given me money.

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Drewkole's useful, I think he has given me money.

You dirty, dirty whore, I could have sworn I told ya never to tell anyone else. =(

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by sherie
Chris Farley is not with us any longer

I know. =(

Jakke PNG · 09-24-2002, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

You dirty, dirty whore, I could have sworn I told ya never to tell anyone else. =(

Sorry. I just couldn't keep it to myself anymore.

archer · 09-24-2002, 01:15 PM

I'm a stupid, arrogant, bastage on GFY...

But our new sites kick ass Siccash v4

what's a bastage?

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by archer
I'm a stupid, arrogant, bastage on GFY...

But our new sites kick ass Siccash v4

what's a bastage?

A sexygoat

Dom · 09-24-2002, 02:14 PM

This stupid Drewkole think he is the hottest shit around. Your ego boosting bullshit is getting on my nerves.

Give me a gorilla and 2 weeks and ill train him to do Drewkhole's job. We all know hes a little shithead hired to do monkey work.

It disgust me to send my traffic to siccash knowing I'm contributing to the asshole's payroll.

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dom
This stupid Drewkole think he is the hottest shit around. Your ego boosting bullshit is getting on my nerves.

Give me a gorilla and 2 weeks and ill train him to do Drewkhole's job. We all know hes a little shithead hired to do monkey work.

It disgust me to send my traffic to siccash knowing I'm contributing to the asshole's payroll.

Tell us how you really feel.

Kimmykim · 09-24-2002, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Dom
It disgust me to send my traffic to siccash knowing I'm contributing to the asshole's payroll.

Geez, first people say this to me about Brad and now they say it about Drew. Maybe I should just quit paying anyone and keep all the money myself.

Sly_RJ · 09-24-2002, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by archer
I'm a stupid, arrogant, bastage on GFY...

But our new sites kick ass Siccash v4

what's a bastage?

I swear, not even a week ago Drew was saying he would never have SIC Cash in his signature. I'll be damned...

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Geez, first people say this to me about Brad and now they say it about Drew. Maybe I should just quit paying anyone and keep all the money myself.

I like chocolate chicken pot pies... maybe we can work out a deal?

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

I swear, not even a week ago Drew was saying he would never have SIC Cash in his signature. I'll be damned...

Re-read, I probably said I'd never have a referral code in my sig...
Which I don't.

SleazyDream · 09-24-2002, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Geez, first people say this to me about Brad and now they say it about Drew. Maybe I should just quit paying anyone and keep all the money myself.

i think that's a great idea.

Kimmykim · 09-24-2002, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

i think that's a great idea.

You just want to invite Brad to your little burger fest.

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

You just want to invite Brad to your little burger fest.

This is my thread you guys, get your own! =P

TeraBabes · 09-24-2002, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dom
This stupid Drewkole think he is the hottest shit around. Your ego boosting bullshit is getting on my nerves.

Give me a gorilla and 2 weeks and ill train him to do Drewkhole's job. We all know hes a little shithead hired to do monkey work.

It disgust me to send my traffic to siccash knowing I'm contributing to the asshole's payroll.

There is exactly one reason why I won't promote SIC. See if you can guess what it is.

Kimmykim · 09-24-2002, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes

There is exactly one reason why I won't promote SIC. See if you can guess what it is.

I have 2 guesses.
1. You don't like getting weekly payouts from one of the best converting and longest running programs in the industry since it puts you in a higher tax bracket and you don't know how to get out of paying all those taxes.

2. You think that someone is an asshole here so you don't grasp the concept of #1.

Any more comments?

theking · 09-24-2002, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Geez, first people say this to me about Brad and now they say it about Drew. Maybe I should just quit paying anyone and keep all the money myself.

A young looker and wealthy too. I envy you SleazyDream. You made a good catch.

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes

There is exactly one reason why I won't promote SIC. See if you can guess what it is.

my guess is penis envy

theking · 09-24-2002, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

my guess is penis envy

You do seem to be a penis, but I don't think think TerraBabes envies you because you are a prick.

DrewKole · 09-24-2002, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by theking

You do seem to be a penis, but I don't think think TerraBabes envies you because you are a prick.

right... I can't wait till I turn 75, can pretend to die, come on the board as another fictional character, and spend all day trying to come up with intelligent retorts.

Ya fuckin knob.

theking · 09-24-2002, 08:46 PM

I can see that you still have the "pyschotic multiple personality" that you spoke of. I guess that explains your post.

Quote:

I can't wait till I turn 75, can pretend to die, come on the board as another fictional character, and spend all day trying to come up with intelligent retorts.

TeraBabes · 09-24-2002, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

I have 2 guesses.
1. You don't like getting weekly payouts from one of the best converting and longest running programs in the industry since it puts you in a higher tax bracket and you don't know how to get out of paying all those taxes.

2. You think that someone is an asshole here so you don't grasp the concept of #1.

Any more comments?

Pretty solid guesses, KK. You are *close*, but not quite dead on...

In actuality, it's just penis envy.

Honeyslut · 09-24-2002, 09:20 PM

You forgot one, MC SleazE !

" A real southern gentleman who is very charming all the ladies "

Kimmykim · 09-24-2002, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes

Pretty solid guesses, KK. You are *close*, but not quite dead on...

In actuality, it's just penis envy.

We can license you the gethung stuff but it doesnt sell like it used to you know. I bet theking would buy a copy --

Honeyslut · 09-24-2002, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by theking
I can see that you still have the "pyschotic multiple personality" that you spoke of. I guess that explains your post.

I don't remember Pathfinder being funny...

Kimmykim · 09-24-2002, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut

I don't remember Pathfinder being funny...

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View Poll Results: What could DrewKole do for a living that would pay him real cash money?
Lick your boots to a spit shine finish - he'd especially like this job for someone who worked on a cattle ranch and stepped in poop a lot.	4	10.00%
Sorting out your recycleables. Most retards can do this, why not DrewKole. He'd only make a few mistakes a day.	6	15.00%
Answering game show questions. He knows everything so he should be very good at this.	4	10.00%
Foot warmer for your feet in your bed. Slaves used to do this 200 years ago, I think Drewkole might be able to handle it. If he makes a noise you just kick him in the ribs real hard.	0	0%
Shoe Salesman - this might be a little much for him, but if Al Bundy can do it maybe Drew has a chance.	3	7.50%
Vilage Idiot. Now there's a Job DrewKole can handle. All he has to do is show up for work in the morning. (woop, that might be a bit much for him)	12	30.00%
Student - the last call of the truly retared. School is fine when you're 19 or 20, at Drew's age the professors are wondering if he was the same guy they took the class with years ago, and he probally was.	3	7.50%
Crash Test Dummy - I doubt drew would do well at this, he's miss the wall somehow.	8	20.00%
Voters: 40. You may not vote on this poll

09-23-2002, 11:08 PM	#2
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09-23-2002, 11:10 PM	#4
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Drew needs options __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

09-23-2002, 11:16 PM	#5
theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	Good selection. I will withhold my vote until I have time to reflect. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

09-23-2002, 11:25 PM	#7
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09-23-2002, 10:59 PM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	What's DrewKole Good for? Not much __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

09-23-2002, 11:10 PM	#3
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	"What could DrewKole do for a living that would pay him real cash money?" I'd give him $50/hr. just to keep twisting your lil' porky tail.

09-23-2002, 11:22 PM	#6
pimpdog3 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 652	id say all of the above.

09-23-2002, 11:26 PM	#8
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Drew=LAMER __________________ blunts Last edited by greentea; 09-23-2002 at 11:30 PM..

09-23-2002, 11:28 PM	#9
lawdog Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 74	sleazy this poll was a complete success! if and only if your intent was to help your past employers fill the vacant positions you left behind when you accepted the full time position of douche bag.

09-24-2002, 12:06 AM	#11
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	"Student - the last call of the truly retared. School is fine when you're 19 or 20, at Drew's age the professors are wondering if he was the same guy they took the class with years ago, and he probally was." I don't get this? Im 23, and I have a degree in finance. Lets bump this for everyone's favorite overweight comedian. Last edited by DrewKole; 09-24-2002 at 12:12 AM..

09-24-2002, 12:25 AM	#12
L0stMind Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancity Posts: 1,681	I graduated at 20 with a bachelor of commerce. Even if it didnt help me find a job after (my fave rejection line: you are too young, go travel - if I had money, would I come to you for a job?) I find sleazy humourous at times although why he dislikes you, I dunno. I thought sleazy was immune to the big mac jokes. Last edited by L0stMind; 09-24-2002 at 12:26 AM..

09-24-2002, 06:34 AM	#13
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	hi

09-24-2002, 08:26 AM	#16
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	looks like Drew is pushing some buttons on SD

09-24-2002, 08:29 AM	#18
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	"internet ballbuster" __________________ https://porncorporation.com

09-24-2002, 08:30 AM	#19
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	bump

09-24-2002, 08:45 AM	#20
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09-24-2002, 08:49 AM	#21
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	I was hopin to lick boots for the rest of my life... And where the hell is the option for throwing parties for people more important than me, while always coming onto msgboards referring to "THEIR income, and THEIR education, but never to my own?" Damnit... cuz I know some people who's avg income is 100k. =(

09-24-2002, 09:33 AM	#24
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Drewkole's useful, I think he has given me money. __________________ ..and I'm off.

09-24-2002, 01:15 PM	#28
archer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,721	I'm a stupid, arrogant, bastage on GFY... But our new sites kick ass Siccash v4 what's a bastage? __________________ Looking to promote uncut cock? Check out Uncut Cash. It rocks.

09-24-2002, 02:14 PM	#30
Dom Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: planet motherfucker Posts: 102	This stupid Drewkole think he is the hottest shit around. Your ego boosting bullshit is getting on my nerves. Give me a gorilla and 2 weeks and ill train him to do Drewkhole's job. We all know hes a little shithead hired to do monkey work. It disgust me to send my traffic to siccash knowing I'm contributing to the asshole's payroll.

09-24-2002, 09:20 PM	#47
Honeyslut Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ass Valley, Ca Posts: 6,436	You forgot one, MC SleazE ! " A real southern gentleman who is very charming all the ladies " __________________ http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !