Five things never to say on the first date... - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 11-27-2007, 03:41 PM

According to Yahoo... http://health.yahoo.com/experts/menl...-a-first-date/

But it got me thinking of a better list:

5. "Want to see my record setting ball of belly-button lint?"

4. "I have a collection of body parts from my old girlfriends in my basement."

3. "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!"

2. "Want to drive out to the desert with me? Just throw that shovel in the back seat."

And the number 1 thing you should never say on the first date...

1. "If you think this coldsore on my lip looks bad, wait til you see my dick!"

seeric · 11-27-2007, 03:42 PM

dont forget

"i love you"

never ever say that on the first date.

Gianna_CECash · 11-27-2007, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

dont forget

"i love you"

never ever say that on the first date.

That would be pretty bad

SteveLightspeed · 11-27-2007, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

3. "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!"

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xq3ri_the-lotion-song

MikeB · 11-27-2007, 03:57 PM

You forgot to add:

6. Does this smell like chloroform?

Damian_Maxcash · 11-27-2007, 04:03 PM

'Yeah, yeah you look fine - did you say that your brother was single?'

GT-Omar · 11-27-2007, 04:13 PM

How many drinks is it going to take to get me laid ?

kristin · 11-27-2007, 04:22 PM

Hi, my name is Steve Lightspeed ?

shekinah · 11-27-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

4. "I have a collection of body parts from my old girlfriends in my basement."

creepy

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Jman · 11-27-2007, 04:53 PM

"Are you wearing panties?"

This one works for me a lot. I usually get a good laugh out of it ;-)

Brother Bilo · 11-27-2007, 06:02 PM

This one usually gets the fire going as well.

"hey, you should invite your Mom over for this."

11-27-2007, 03:41 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Five things never to say on the first date... According to Yahoo... http://health.yahoo.com/experts/menl...-a-first-date/ But it got me thinking of a better list: 5. "Want to see my record setting ball of belly-button lint?" 4. "I have a collection of body parts from my old girlfriends in my basement." 3. "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!" 2. "Want to drive out to the desert with me? Just throw that shovel in the back seat." And the number 1 thing you should never say on the first date... 1. "If you think this coldsore on my lip looks bad, wait til you see my dick!" __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 11-27-2007 at 03:44 PM..

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Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	This one usually gets the fire going as well. "hey, you should invite your Mom over for this." __________________

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	dont forget "i love you" never ever say that on the first date.

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MikeB Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012	You forgot to add: 6. Does this smell like chloroform?

11-27-2007, 04:03 PM	#6
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