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Compdoctor · 11-27-2007, 08:54 AM

George and Laura Bush were on a private jet en route to a public speaking in Florida.
After staring out the window with a curious look on his face he turns to Laura and says, "Hey Laura, how about I throw a $100 bill out of the airplane and make a person happy?"

Laura replies, "Well, why don''t you just throw two $50 bills out of the airplane and make two people happy?"

George W. thinks about this and replies again with excitement, "I know what I''''ll do! I''''ll throw five $20 bills out of the airplane and make five people happy!"

The pilot of the jet turns around with frustration and says, "Why don''''t you both jump out of the airplane and make the whole world happy?!"

digifan · 11-27-2007, 08:56 AM

Nice one lol. ;)

TG Rebecca · 11-27-2007, 11:04 AM

oldie but goodie!!

pornguy · 11-27-2007, 11:08 AM

Nice change on an old joke.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2007, 11:22 AM

pwnt, hahaha

Violetta · 11-27-2007, 11:29 AM

hahahahahahahahaha... good one!

Farang · 11-27-2007, 11:33 AM

heheh good one

D · 11-27-2007, 11:34 AM

Oldie but goodie.

sniperwolf · 11-27-2007, 12:33 PM

ouch.. good one though!

woj · 11-27-2007, 12:41 PM

nAtuRaLbEautY · 11-27-2007, 12:44 PM

nice joke you made us happy then. lol!

Lykos · 11-27-2007, 01:41 PM

hehe this one is good

KILL_FRENZY · 11-27-2007, 02:31 PM

good one

paprika · 11-27-2007, 02:34 PM

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-27-2007, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Nice change on an old joke.

Exactly. Good one Comp.

shekinah · 11-27-2007, 05:08 PM

Nice suggestion tho.. lol

Vick! · 11-27-2007, 06:42 PM

I don't think its a joke .. its fact guys.

Do you deny?

11-27-2007, 08:54 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Tuesdays Joke George and Laura Bush were on a private jet en route to a public speaking in Florida. After staring out the window with a curious look on his face he turns to Laura and says, "Hey Laura, how about I throw a $100 bill out of the airplane and make a person happy?" Laura replies, "Well, why don''t you just throw two $50 bills out of the airplane and make two people happy?" George W. thinks about this and replies again with excitement, "I know what I''''ll do! I''''ll throw five $20 bills out of the airplane and make five people happy!" The pilot of the jet turns around with frustration and says, "Why don''''t you both jump out of the airplane and make the whole world happy?!" __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

11-27-2007, 08:56 AM	#2
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