I finally told my mama that I'm in porn - GoFuckYourself.com

BVF · 09-23-2002, 04:08 PM

since I was headed towards a nasty divorce (which was called off), I was prepared to throw everything away and move out of the country within a month. So I called my mother to explain to her why I was about to leave the country and what I did. She's a very religious woman and I was raised in the church.

Once she heard it, she came with the "Oh My God!" routine but after a week, she has calmed down about it. It's not like I'm selling dope or something. Plus I had to come up with some reason why I'm not working and have money to live comfortably and travel. I think she figured that I was in porn but maybe she was in denial.

Anyway, now that I have told her, I'm FREE. As long as my mama still loves me, I couldn't give a rats ass about what these other bastards around me thinks. So now I am free to let anybody else know what I do and it feels good.

If they come with that "exploiting women" or "you don't have my respect" routine, I can tell them to BLOW ME! As long as my mama doesn't get angry and I'm making money, fuck em! fuck em all!!

Jizar II · 09-23-2002, 04:11 PM

mama´s boy HUH?

BVF · 09-23-2002, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jizar II
mama´s boy HUH?

but of course!! Aren't you?

EscortBiz · 09-23-2002, 04:15 PM

at least she did not say "Oh my god im in the porn business too"

Then you would just have to move to Alabama with her

Cheshire · 09-23-2002, 04:16 PM

Tell her Porn prevents possible rapes, and reduces the spread of stds.

TDF · 09-23-2002, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
at least she did not say "Oh my god im in the porn business too"

MILFS being taped by their sons

Just the Village Idiot · 09-23-2002, 04:21 PM

I recently told my mother too...

She asked my if I needed any help -- saying it was nothing she hadn't see before....

not sure how to feel about that.

thatdykeliz · 09-23-2002, 04:21 PM

I've gotten a range of reactions.

My mother: "That's cool, sweetie. Remember to keep your receipts for everything you buy for the business so I can do your taxes. You remember that stripper I did taxes for, don't you? I got her boa constrictor written off as a business expense."

My father: "Well I'll be damned. (After I told him that I was going into porn, and reminded him about mom doing the stripper's taxes.) Everybody else has such exciting lives -- all I do is fuck around with guns all day long." (My father is a gunsmith, BTW)

Liz

EscortBiz · 09-23-2002, 04:30 PM

Reminds me of a bad story

5 years ago I won a auction for 5000 pocket pussies at $0.25 cents each it was a AWESOME deal and I had an adult store owner ready to give me $1.15 each.

So I paid with a credit card and made it clear that DO NOT SHIP TO THE BILLING ADDRESS since 5 years ago my billing mail was going to my moms house.

A few days later my mom calls and shes screaming "what type of pervert are you blah blah blah thousands of vaginas came in the mail....."

after understanding that it was business and i dont plan on using it all for myself she asked if she can have one to put on this guys desk at work. (now whos the pervert)

But it was a funny day the freakin box ripped in the street (was packed by some chineese punk ass) and pussies all over the block

NedFLanders · 09-23-2002, 04:35 PM

It has to be nice having said that to your parents... i havent had the nervs to do that yet. I have no way how they are going to react.

cherrylula · 09-23-2002, 04:35 PM

hahahahaha oh shit thats a good story!

My family would freak out if I told them. It drives me nuts and I make up all sorts of random job stories. Someday maybe I will tell them, or think of something more concrete at least hehe

galleryseek · 09-23-2002, 05:14 PM

lol. hm, i'd say about 4 years ago (when i was 15) i was attempting to make my first porn site (yes i know, underage blah blah)... and i had this (of course unlicensed pic) of this hot bitch naked w/ her legs spread wide open, shaved n' everything... and i was in photoshop zoomed up near her pussy to crop it out... i didn't have the door locked and my mom came in to give me some food... 19" Monitor, a hahahaha zoomed up like more than 500%... she looks at me... "WTF! Gary... . That stuff is evil!" i was like.. uhh.... get out. (and she thought i was a christian kid until that point)

then ANOTHER time....
i built a site and i was partnering up w/ some people on it prolly about 2 years ago... and my first check arrived to the house and instead of my name, the name on the check: "CuteWetSluts" i think it was for a few hundred, and my parents were like what the fuck? so my dad had to go in and cash it and the lady who cashed it knew him.. and looks at him... "Uhm, dont worry, i have a husband too"

Sly_RJ · 09-23-2002, 05:40 PM

My dad knew before I even started porn. The rest of my family thinks I quit school to build websites. Well, I AM building sites. I'll tell them the real deal when I buy a house. I have a feeling my mom won't be too surprised though. I got caught trading porn at school when I was 14, oops.

.:Frog:. · 09-23-2002, 05:52 PM

My mom found out I did porn at 18.
I used my ISPS provided webspace to make a porn site. Mostly just Xpic banners and a listing on the SE's.

Anyways someone from the ISP calls up and explains (on the answering machine)
That porno sites would need a proper business hosting and couldn't be used on their free space.

After that my mom actually used her CC to register me a domain and paid for hosting. She was just happy I was making money on my own.
Shit my mom was cool about it.

ServerGenius · 09-23-2002, 06:18 PM

Both my parents know from the start....they both are 100%
happy with it....my dad is too happy with it.....he tells everybody
and is nagging me all the time for logins and wants me to ship
at least 3 DvD's per month.....the perv...

DynaMite

TeraBabes · 09-23-2002, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Reminds me of a bad story

5 years ago I won a auction for 5000 pocket pussies at $0.25 cents each it was a AWESOME deal and I had an adult store owner ready to give me $1.15 each.

So I paid with a credit card and made it clear that DO NOT SHIP TO THE BILLING ADDRESS since 5 years ago my billing mail was going to my moms house.

A few days later my mom calls and shes screaming "what type of pervert are you blah blah blah thousands of vaginas came in the mail....."

after understanding that it was business and i dont plan on using it all for myself she asked if she can have one to put on this guys desk at work. (now whos the pervert)

But it was a funny day the freakin box ripped in the street (was packed by some chineese punk ass) and pussies all over the block

Classic.

Stealthy · 09-23-2002, 08:18 PM

LOL My Mom's known about my "Career" since day one! She doesn't care as long as I'm doing well. Heheh I remember trying to shock her by saying my boss at the time wanted me to star in some of his porn vids.

She turned the tables on me and asked "Well, how much money would you make?"

Damn I love that woman...

eru · 09-23-2002, 09:04 PM

My parents suspect it -> but considering I make more than them combined they really don't care.

I never admitted to anything yet...

porn addict · 09-23-2002, 09:44 PM

LMAO- some of your stories are pretty funny

macroguru · 09-23-2002, 09:57 PM

Well,

Mine both do, my dad, who considers himself a conesseuir of porn, is probably a customer of a few of you guys, laughed and asked me how I got it.

My mom and step dad both said, don't let your children see it. Now I am striking up buisiness deals with people worth more than they have ever seen, and they are amazed by the industry.

The only un nerving part, when they come over to help watch the kids, or clean the house (I pay my mom to help me with the upkeep, to get them money since they are hurting financially, and refuse handouts) and I am in my office working and she or my step dad walk in to talk to me.

Freaks me the fuck out.

Macro

09-23-2002, 04:08 PM	#1
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	I finally told my mama that I'm in porn since I was headed towards a nasty divorce (which was called off), I was prepared to throw everything away and move out of the country within a month. So I called my mother to explain to her why I was about to leave the country and what I did. She's a very religious woman and I was raised in the church. Once she heard it, she came with the "Oh My God!" routine but after a week, she has calmed down about it. It's not like I'm selling dope or something. Plus I had to come up with some reason why I'm not working and have money to live comfortably and travel. I think she figured that I was in porn but maybe she was in denial. Anyway, now that I have told her, I'm FREE. As long as my mama still loves me, I couldn't give a rats ass about what these other bastards around me thinks. So now I am free to let anybody else know what I do and it feels good. If they come with that "exploiting women" or "you don't have my respect" routine, I can tell them to BLOW ME! As long as my mama doesn't get angry and I'm making money, fuck em! fuck em all!! __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

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EscortBiz Fuck Checks, CASH only! Join Date: May 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 19,422	Reminds me of a bad story 5 years ago I won a auction for 5000 pocket pussies at $0.25 cents each it was a AWESOME deal and I had an adult store owner ready to give me $1.15 each. So I paid with a credit card and made it clear that DO NOT SHIP TO THE BILLING ADDRESS since 5 years ago my billing mail was going to my moms house. A few days later my mom calls and shes screaming "what type of pervert are you blah blah blah thousands of vaginas came in the mail....." after understanding that it was business and i dont plan on using it all for myself she asked if she can have one to put on this guys desk at work. (now whos the pervert) But it was a funny day the freakin box ripped in the street (was packed by some chineese punk ass) and pussies all over the block __________________ Spanking, Medical Fetish, Sleeping, Strap-on Anal Lesbians, Girls Fucking Guys, Handjob site REAL HOT, Shemales, Anal and Ass Licking sites 100% Real EXCLUSIVE with amazing retention, ccbill payouts, lots of content FREE FTP HOSTING Promote the largest and oldest member paid escort site, Converts 10 times better then any dating site, CCBill payouts ICQ# 158802076

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NedFLanders Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 412	It has to be nice having said that to your parents... i havent had the nervs to do that yet. I have no way how they are going to react. __________________ omgwtfbbq

09-23-2002, 04:11 PM	#2
Jizar II Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: LLL© Posts: 1,425	mama´s boy HUH?

09-23-2002, 04:21 PM	#7
Just the Village Idiot Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 581	I recently told my mother too... She asked my if I needed any help -- saying it was nothing she hadn't see before.... not sure how to feel about that.

09-23-2002, 04:21 PM	#8
thatdykeliz Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: talkin dirty on the phone Posts: 1,026	I've gotten a range of reactions. My mother: "That's cool, sweetie. Remember to keep your receipts for everything you buy for the business so I can do your taxes. You remember that stripper I did taxes for, don't you? I got her boa constrictor written off as a business expense." My father: "Well I'll be damned. (After I told him that I was going into porn, and reminded him about mom doing the stripper's taxes.) Everybody else has such exciting lives -- all I do is fuck around with guns all day long." (My father is a gunsmith, BTW) Liz

09-23-2002, 04:35 PM	#11
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	hahahahaha oh shit thats a good story! My family would freak out if I told them. It drives me nuts and I make up all sorts of random job stories. Someday maybe I will tell them, or think of something more concrete at least hehe Last edited by cherrylula; 09-23-2002 at 04:39 PM..

09-23-2002, 05:14 PM	#12
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	lol. hm, i'd say about 4 years ago (when i was 15) i was attempting to make my first porn site (yes i know, underage blah blah)... and i had this (of course unlicensed pic) of this hot bitch naked w/ her legs spread wide open, shaved n' everything... and i was in photoshop zoomed up near her pussy to crop it out... i didn't have the door locked and my mom came in to give me some food... 19" Monitor, a hahahaha zoomed up like more than 500%... she looks at me... "WTF! Gary... . That stuff is evil!" i was like.. uhh.... get out. (and she thought i was a christian kid until that point) then ANOTHER time.... i built a site and i was partnering up w/ some people on it prolly about 2 years ago... and my first check arrived to the house and instead of my name, the name on the check: "CuteWetSluts" i think it was for a few hundred, and my parents were like what the fuck? so my dad had to go in and cash it and the lady who cashed it knew him.. and looks at him... "Uhm, dont worry, i have a husband too"

09-23-2002, 05:40 PM	#13
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	My dad knew before I even started porn. The rest of my family thinks I quit school to build websites. Well, I AM building sites. I'll tell them the real deal when I buy a house. I have a feeling my mom won't be too surprised though. I got caught trading porn at school when I was 14, oops. __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

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.:Frog:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ~ C A N A D A ~ Posts: 2,123	My mom found out I did porn at 18. I used my ISPS provided webspace to make a porn site. Mostly just Xpic banners and a listing on the SE's. Anyways someone from the ISP calls up and explains (on the answering machine) That porno sites would need a proper business hosting and couldn't be used on their free space. After that my mom actually used her CC to register me a domain and paid for hosting. She was just happy I was making money on my own. Shit my mom was cool about it. __________________ <a href="http://www.pornopayouts.com/?rid=pp3076">PornoPayouts</a> Tons of Hosted Galleries.

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ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	Both my parents know from the start....they both are 100% happy with it....my dad is too happy with it.....he tells everybody and is nagging me all the time for logins and wants me to ship at least 3 DvD's per month.....the perv... DynaMite __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \|

09-23-2002, 08:18 PM	#17
Stealthy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: You know that voice inside your head? That's me... Posts: 626	LOL My Mom's known about my "Career" since day one! She doesn't care as long as I'm doing well. Heheh I remember trying to shock her by saying my boss at the time wanted me to star in some of his porn vids. She turned the tables on me and asked "Well, how much money would you make?" Damn I love that woman... __________________ <embed src=http://www.moonshadow-productions.com/images/moon.swf width="120" height=60>

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09-23-2002, 09:44 PM	#19
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09-23-2002, 09:57 PM	#20
macroguru Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Somewhere out west Posts: 260	Well, Mine both do, my dad, who considers himself a conesseuir of porn, is probably a customer of a few of you guys, laughed and asked me how I got it. My mom and step dad both said, don't let your children see it. Now I am striking up buisiness deals with people worth more than they have ever seen, and they are amazed by the industry. The only un nerving part, when they come over to help watch the kids, or clean the house (I pay my mom to help me with the upkeep, to get them money since they are hurting financially, and refuse handouts) and I am in my office working and she or my step dad walk in to talk to me. Freaks me the fuck out. Macro __________________ MacroGuru Give Your Surfers Some Portable Strippers - Pocket Strippers