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View Poll Results: What would you do ????
Yes, I would cut off my arm ( or dick ) no problem 1 100.00%
No fucking way, I might as well be a BBQ that cut off parts of me 0 0%
I would pray for God to save me .... 0 0%
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:45 PM   #1
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Poll: would you have done that: US farmer cuts off trapped arm

really, could you do this in that situation ????

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Dan Glaister in Los Angeles
Monday November 26, 2007
The Guardian

A South Carolina farmer was forced to cut off his arm with a pocket knife after a farm machine in which his hand was trapped burst into flames.

"If I was going to die here I was going to put up a fight, and that's basically what I did," Sampson Parker told a local reporter.

Parker had noticed a corn stalk stuck in a picker, but when he attempted to remove it, the machine caught his glove, pulling his hand into a mechanical roller.

"The more I tried pulling my hand out, the farther up my hand went," he said. The farmer used a metal rod to stop the machine, and spent the next hour on his knees calling for help with his hand still trapped in the machine.

With no help forthcoming the farmer decided to cut off his fingers with his knife, but as he began cutting a spark from the metal rod caused the machine to catch fire.

Parker found himself trapped, kneeling on the ground with one hand in the machine and the other fending off the flames spreading in the grass.

"My skin was melting. It was dripping off my arm like plastic, plastic melting. I realised I was in trouble," he said.

He picked up his knife once more. "And I just jammed it into my arm, just like that, just started cutting away from the bone," he said.

Once he was free he drove to his home, where a passing firefighter came to his aid, wrapping his severed arm and calling for assistance.

Parker has since managed to put the incident behind him. "[I] came down here, had a prayer with God and the corn picker and me. Made it easier. Made peace with it," he said.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2217060,00.html
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:47 PM   #2
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:48 PM   #3
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really, could you do this in that situation ????

Maybe adrelanine keeps you focused ....
Adrelanine and watching your skin melt is inclinded to keep you focussed

He's a lucky guy....
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:49 PM   #4
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Man I watched this interview now a couple of times...fuck me I don't know what I'd do when I was just stuck...maybe wait it out...but when the fire started and his skin was "melting" off...I'd do whatever it took to survive.

But damn, the way he describes just basically scraping the meat, and muscles etc down to the bone off of the bone I don't know how he did it without fainting.
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