200......

You crack me up! However, this does make me think of a funny post someone made on another board about me the other week... so what the heck, I'll share here cause you'll laugh yourself silly too:

:1orglaugh

Brad

That's the best you could come up with?!? Sheesh...

As your restitution to this good board, howz about a chop on-topic, and worthy of your talent?

ADG

This thread just keeps getting better and better.

In a Hindenburg sort of way, yes...it does:

http://www.saint.org/blog/uploaded_i...urg-771072.jpg

You're horrified, but you can't look away.

ADG

ADG i got yer message call me in next couple minute if u still here

Good talking to you again Joe - thanks for sharing. :winkwink:

ADG

Yeah if i come up to San Fran next week to shoot ill hit you up. Maybe we hit a Sharks game

Quit stalking me, you hockey puck!!!

http://www.pantagraph.com/content/ar...3780083217.jpg

(Checking Sharks home schedule)

ADG

:1orglaugh Juicy always works his way into thread's somehow.

Because

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...ts/Retard6.jpg

When the tongues are out, there can be no doubt....

ADG

sure looks like a pain in the ass

O....SNAP!!!!! :1orglaugh

outta nicotine that means its bed time....but toss a magic eraser on this and he is ready to go wherever you wanna put him:)

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-...ycleancopy.jpg

Damn, the dude's index finger is as crooked as his dick.

Ewww...looks like he is licking it in that pic... :Oh crap

I always knew he was full of himself, just not in THAT way. :disgust

ADG

http://www.sig-whores.com/textart/sig-whores-ani.gif

ADG

:1orglaugh

Yo.. ok..

collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

bookmarking this one!

Very clever! :thumbsup

donny long is a white knee grow

this is the thread that never ends....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:pimp

This was funnier the second time around. Like any good comedy, there are hidden nuances that can only really be appreciated on a second viewing.

Soooo Hungry!!
 

Damn I still want Chinese food!:xomunch

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This dude has become an overnight celebrity here.

Hey you haters, you're all just jelious of Donkey, and want to be him, and wear his wardrobe, and hang out with hot chix...

http://www.lukeisback.com/images/ima...3/DSC_0239.JPG

I'm guessing Donkey has shot and appeared in over 100 scenes at "his studio", just in the past 24 hours (well, the studio he sub-rents from the actual studio owner, when the real owner is not using it).

Even though Donkey has shot himself in the dick, he will claim that this thread brought him even more business than ever, because that's what people like Donkey do...

ADG

Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!
 

Godzilla!:helpme

yea it has I got a new client today! and by the way keep it up dick head and you might be getting some letters as well!!!! oh maybe some picketers this time!

The latest thread just now from Donny Wrong:

donnylongproductions (06:22 PM) :
hey wanted to let you know unless you call a truse with me by tomorrow and post on the boards that you were in the wrong and ifu have contacted any clients and talked any shit about me i will hold you respondsible! and that includes vice! This is whats going to happen first all the girls you have fucked over will be writing all over gfy! second there will be picketers in front of your house by the end of the week and YOUR PERMITS WILL GET PULLED! your in a residence I am in a commerical building in the heart of porn !!! just like i warned you last time dont fuck with me do yourself a favor and fix whatever your mouth has caused you before you go down!

I have no dog in this fight. And I am glad.

But I am genuinely curious.

What IS that flowing down this gentleman's left trouser leg?

I suspect it is the load he unleashed (Donny Jr?) after reading Brad Mitchell's honest and forthright analysis of this very revealing thread.

Brad's word of wisdom is on page 4 I think, and serves, in itself, as the best piece of business advice anyone could see before posting online in this fashion.

There were literally dozens of times the OP could have redeemed himself on pages 1-2 and emereged unscathed. Sadly, he chose a different tactic.

Businesses have failed miserably for less than this thread, and there truly is something to be learned from it. Even if the subject of the thread seems woefully ill-equipped to learn the lesson himself.

Best wishes,

Johnny

Bump♫♫♫♫

Please, someone tell me that's not a puka-shell necklace.

Does even KNOWING that suggest that you are g--

Nevermind.

:)

Haa! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I think it is...and has a shark tooth on it too lmao!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I thought sharks teeth were cool when i was like 8 years old visiting Myrtle Beach.

So does this mean I get a commission check for helping you gain a new client? :upsidedow

Free clue: That was a rhetorical and facetious question, so no need to respond.

I'll try and be serious for a moment...

Donny, I don't know you, and you don't know me. So, why all the hate?!?

The reason I, and many others, have made some fun of you in this and other threads is simply because you made yourself an easy target.

You come in here acting like you are the second coming of God, when the fact is that you really don't have much of a grasp of the internet, or the English language for that matter (as others have pointed out).

Then when people laugh about this, you get all butt hurt, and lash out at a few people such as myself, threatening with bodily harm, attacks on their business, and spreading untrue rumors about them.

I have never maliciously lied about you, unlike your BS, such as that I have ever stalked you or Lana (please...that is so not me).

A few cases in point:

You suggested I was lying, and you tried to indicate that you were never arrested/convicted for abusing a woman, yet you wrote yourself on another board:

You state that you had nothing to do with the letters filled with malicious lies placed in Joe's (AMA Content) neighbors' mail boxes, but then threaten him, and now me, with more of the same kind of dirty tricks.

Then, there you are bragging about the "Long girls" one moment, and calling them all backstabbing whores the next. That doesn't really endear you with anyone, which is why one person captioned a piece about you as, "The Charles Manson of Porn".

And let's not forget "your" studio, that you actually sub-rent from the real studio owner.

Stop with all of the transparent ego driven BS already, and people will like you more.

I know you have people around you that know and like you. Talk to them, and if they are really your friends, they will tell you to lighten up.

As painful as this thread has been to you, it will disappear before long if you let it. Try not to personalize everything so much.

Most business is conducted one-on-one, and not on forums. You have been bruised by some of what has transpired in this thread...and imho, most of it has been self-wrought.

Let it go, and you can possibly reinvent/ressurect yourself in some other thread, or via some other means, such as direct content with prospective clients.

ADG

OMG No More!!
 

:Oh crap Now instead of chinese I want sea food!

This is VERY well said. Few people here know any real details of any of these accusations (myself included).

Donny, take this man's advice.

Shrug this off, chuckle over it and behave as though you were joking and fucking around the entire time (though all know different).

It IS in your best interest to take this as a very harsh lesson on history and perception. Both of which can be your deadly enemy.

Play this differently, even at this late stage, and you may have the chance to salvage something from this fuse you laid and lit.

You think for a second these folks don't WANT to make money off of your content or with you? They may claim different, but that is total bullshit. If anyone can make a buck, they will. THAT is what the game is about.

The people on GFY or any forum have memories shorter than your finger (and I have seen that short bitch), and if you play this straight, they won't even remember this down the road.

Your female content on the other hand. . .sorry, no one but you can fix that.

Best wishes,

Johnny

LOL.

Priceless. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

not only is it a puka shell necklace but its a puka shell necklace with w realllllllyyyyyy cool sharks tooth in it

man I so want to be like donny some day

where can I buy me one of those cool necklaces?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Disco Balls, and Platform Shoes
 

OMG this is so retro, I want to be a cool cat like Donkey Cong, o wait it's Donny Long, my bad....hehehehe:rainfro:rainfro

does Donny look kinda G-A-Y to you or its just me?

Grew up in Hawaii and have seen my share of puka necklaces and matching aloha outfits on tourists ... but I do get your point.

.

I was kidding, of course, and hope you know that.

I have no problem, ever with gay people. Or any other. All people, in the end.