let me guess, the Title would be "..........for Dummies"

yep - Drewkole you are right.. that's okay nice to know success hasn't gone to everyones head.. Shemp is leaps ahead of SleazyDream and he's actually a cool guy..he's trading with me and I didn't have to give him free traffic or a BJ :-) (he's a real gentleman actually - lives near me)

Funny too.. have seen Sleazy Dream on a large number of medium size sites and I can guarantee they don't send 10,000 hits a day..

As the old saying goes, the bigger they are the bigger they fall..

Seriously though - Sleazy Dream has a good thing going and a great site I respect that I just think people forget they had to start somewhere in this biz and it's the fuck everyone else attitude - hey GoFuckYourself.. guess I came to the right spot :-)

Sleazydream for Dummies

Chapter 1: Selecting a hitbot
Chapter 2: HTML on a budget
Chapter 2a: Design, its not important.
Chapter 3: Galleries, they are hard.
Chapter 4: Developing online personality.
Chapter 5: Move to Canada so checks appear bigger due to conversion
Chapter 6: Sucking the Huns cock.
Chapter 7: Webmaster diet and nutrition

Did I leave any chapters out?

You forgot

Chapter8: How to pay your trade partners for listing your galleries through traffic that some poor schmuck sent to you in good faith, since noone in their right mind would list your galleries on the basis of their actual content, since they are ugly as fuck, and use oldschool poor lightly 80's content.

oh yeah, and

Chapter9: How to convince countless people that you're worth something, when they meet your ass in vegas.

Design is important?

Or how about a platinum gfy board with password protection. The only people that are allowed to obtain a username & pass are verified webmasters. Who submit their contact information...icq, or e-mail & verify that they run "x" site or work for "x" company.

I'd goto that board & never look back at this one....

Good idea, I'll break out the star of david patches.

I'll take 3 :thumbsup

I would guess that you would be a consultant for this book since you are the leader and chief Dummy:1orglaugh and know more about being an internet dummy than anyone else???

I bet everyone would vote for you:1orglaugh

You forgot Chapter 10: Throwing Elite TGP bashes at conventions where people pretend to be friendly with you for a bit of networking and some free drinks, but the reality is everyone thinks you are an arrogent fuck and wished at least you would have paid some hot chicks to show up because the party is really fucking lame.

Lol, then you'd need Chapter 11: How to explain to a bunch of people who make more money than you, and still have more dignity and respect for the rest of the industy.... that you thought it was "cooler" to provide everyone with bigmac's rather than naked chicks giving free lap dances. =)

isn't drewkole smart. Seems he just knows EVERYTHING. What a smart guy, so smart that he needs someone to give him a paycheck or he'd starve. Face it, you're on a leash and always will be. You'd die of starvation if you weren't the bend over bitch of siccash.

Lol Sleazy... too funny. =)

Unlike you, I don't depend heavily on one thing... I more than cover my cars and house with my day job. =)

It'll be quite funny tho... if your #1 sponsor croaks, WTF are you gonna be doing Sleazy? My guess is working at McDonalds, that company you so dearly love.

So keep on trying to guess about my life. I'm not tied to any 1 industry right now, and if something happens in either, I still have everything I need to have covered, covered.

Don't let the jealousy of you not being able to say that, get you down bud... =)

funny how you know EVERYTHING. It's always the people who have nothing and make penuts that seem to know everything.



Good thing you have a day job.

You just repeated yourself? Yup, I make peanuts... =)

How does that reflect on you though? Did that crew ever get your motorized chair for your stairs working? I heard you were having troubles with the stairs again...

Why do you alway mention this?

If you are an idiot (for example), whether or not this fact reflects on the person pointing it out: does not take away from the fact. Duh.

How does all your whining about Pimpdog's spamming, reflect on you? Such statements have no bearing.

here we go again... i'll create a thread for you to pop into and try to come up with clever retorts to statements not made to you, if you really want me to.

Thanks, drive up to the next window please.

I love our chats.

I'll assume (as I think most will) that your poor attempt at deflection is a sign that you actually agree :)

you can almost feel the love in this thread.

It's too bad some people can't be professional on this board. Especially people from siccash.

Lol, yup... cuz thats exactly what this board is for. =)

You first have to be a professional.

Indeed...

what's with curiousity... who cares who those new people are...

He's gonna do a mailer to these new people, explaining how big he is, and how they just make peanuts comparatively.

Can I get your email to add to the list?

It is good to have a goal. Pay Pimpdog3 to tutor you, if he will, and you too may be a professional someday.

That's a worthy cause... :moon

I think drew is jealous of me.

Nah.:winkwink:

I sure am glad that people are starting to realize what a fucking moron this guy is (drew kole) I already put him on ignore. It is impossible to reason with the unreasonable.

BTW drew, I got a call back today from my lawyer. He read your posts and my posts etc.. and You and I both are actually on very thin ice along with a few others, but i have no problem with anyone other than YOU for accusing me of CP. Im warning you now. Make one more reference about me and CP, and I WILL file against you. Me calling you a scumbag cheating piece of shit, is much different than accusing you of promoting CP with knowledge.

You belong with siccash, you fit right in.

Damn. This is funny.

*buttons* *buttons* *buttons*

Good stuff.

LOL! Sorry Sleazy but that salad joke was pretty funny!

I don't know if you guys have ever checked but sleazy uses a splash page on his galleries so if his sponsor does go up and croak he can redirect that traffic to another sponsor.

Pretty smart if you ask me, Considering how many galleries he most likely has listed on the major search engines and archived gallery listings. I have been meaning to do that for quite some time now.

He might be an arrogant bastard sometimes, but I would'nt want him any other way!

DH

Only if I can post my phone number, so I can get some free phone sex out of it. Speaking of that, Sleazy...do you have my number?

;)