I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.
Goddamned thing got me like four times when I was composing The MinusOneBit Guide to Tax Evasion. Everytime I went up to my bookmarks I had to listen to it. Finally, I scrolled down enough that it would be covered up.
I'd like to run into the guy who owns that program one of these days and ring his neck while shouting "Don't you under stand the trauma that banner inflicts on people, you smalled dicked little man?!?!?!?!"
I'd like to run into the guy who owns that program one of these days and ring his neck while shouting "Don't you under stand the trauma that banner inflicts on people, you smalled dicked little man?!?!?!?!"
btw , if you own a parot in house - don't ever let the parot hear that ad, the last thing you need is for him to hear and start copying that and scream it to you a few times a day
anybody who doesn't do business with DukeDollars because of that banner... well wait nevermind decide not to, leaves more money for us who arn't stupid to make with them
When will people realize that some ads actually cost them affiliates...
Never.
They think they are smart, they are doing viral marketing and they are being discussed. Their stupid marketers don't realize that all they are getting are raw impressions but not actual leads.
Originally posted by Jaysin
anybody who doesn't do business with DukeDollars because of that banner... well wait nevermind decide not to, leaves more money for us who arn't stupid to make with them
And it also means less money to DukeDollars itself.
One of the most memorable banners in the history of GFY.
Glad I invented it.
you invented it ? you cock sucker you
you should be left in a room tied up to a chair and be duk'ed over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
I'm pretty sure the idiots who say they arn't gonna do business with DukeDollars anymore because of that banner, will be lucky to send a sale a year
the reason it's costing them affiliates is because the minute they hear it they run off without looking at the content of the banner.
if they already signed up to the duke they won't leave or anything - but a banner is suppose to gather affiliates and this one DOES NOT! PEROID!
the reason it's costing them affiliates is because the minute they hear it they run off without looking at the content of the banner.
if they already signed up to the duke they won't leave or anything - but a banner is suppose to gather affiliates and this one DOES NOT! PEROID!
the banner is there to put dukedollars in your head, and obviously it does, because people are talking about it ;)
I'd seriously like to kill the guy who owns that program. All of the other top spot advertisers on GFY should band together and demand that Duke Dollars subsidize their ads since that banner is undoubtedly responsible for the lions share of people who find ways to disable ads on this site.
I'd seriously like to kill the guy who owns that program. All of the other top spot advertisers on GFY should band together and demand that Duke Dollars subsidize their ads since that banner is undoubtedly responsible for the lions share of people who find ways to disable ads on this site.
IMHO very smart advertising, the proof is in pissing a few people off and getting talked about consistently.
Originally posted by Jaysin
the banner is there to put dukedollars in your head, and obviously it does, because people are talking about it ;)
First of all we need to decide what is the purpose of banner? Just make people talk about it (aka generate impressions)? Or actually gather affiliate leads? If its later, this banners is miserably failed at that.
Check out this post to see how good this marketing technique is working ..
So, impressions are not always good, some impressions are bad impressions. Keeping that fucking piece of shit banner tells us that DukeDollars don't care about webmasters/potential affiliates.
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