A Kiss-Off to Online Dating - GoFuckYourself.com

Brujah · 11-23-2007, 12:19 AM

Probably posted already. I didn't find it in a search tho, so have at it.

Dear Online Dating Sites,

I am writing to tell you it's over between us. It's not you. You've been great. You've helped me connect millions of happy couples and no one can take that away.

It's just that?well, I've changed. My needs and users are different now. And you were right when you asked about my relationship with MySpace and Facebook. I can't ignore the feelings I have for them any longer. Please don't be hurt. We had a good run, and you'll always be a part of me. But I'm moving on. I hope we can still be friends.

Love always,

The Internet

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2012 · 11-23-2007, 12:26 AM

Quote:

MySpace and Facebook feel like going to a nature preserve, [whereas] a dating site is like walking past a bunch of animals in cages at the zoo

MySpace ... peaceful tranquility

uno · 11-23-2007, 01:44 AM

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HouseHead · 11-23-2007, 01:46 AM

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11-23-2007, 12:19 AM	#1
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	A Kiss-Off to Online Dating Probably posted already. I didn't find it in a search tho, so have at it. Dear Online Dating Sites, I am writing to tell you it's over between us. It's not you. You've been great. You've helped me connect millions of happy couples and no one can take that away. It's just that?well, I've changed. My needs and users are different now. And you were right when you asked about my relationship with MySpace and Facebook. I can't ignore the feelings I have for them any longer. Please don't be hurt. We had a good run, and you'll always be a part of me. But I'm moving on. I hope we can still be friends. Love always, The Internet http://www.businessweek.com/technolo...n_id=rss_daily __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

11-23-2007, 01:44 AM	#3
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