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Fucksakes · 12-06-2007, 12:37 PM

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking, " then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Whick one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."

Violetta · 12-06-2007, 01:03 PM

haha... good one!

Farang · 12-06-2007, 01:15 PM

good one lol

[ScreaM] · 12-06-2007, 01:22 PM

lol little jonny is a smart one.

tranza · 12-06-2007, 01:25 PM

Lol, pretty good one indeed!!

alby_persignup · 12-06-2007, 02:28 PM

not bad! thats hilarious

KILL_FRENZY · 12-06-2007, 03:28 PM

nice one

12-06-2007, 12:37 PM	#1
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	Funny Joke A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking, " then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Whick one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."

12-06-2007, 01:03 PM	#2
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12-06-2007, 01:22 PM	#4
[ScreaM] Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,664	lol little jonny is a smart one.

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