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  • SleazyDream
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    • Jul 2001
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    #1

    Why the fuck do sooo many morons like HOT climates?

    Think about it.

    when you have a winter you can

    1. grow a gut. no one will see it under your winter parka

    2. nipples get harder.

    3. take a snow bath to get invigorated. you JUST can't take one in a hot climate

    4. build a snowman

    5. not have to listen to whimps cause they all go south.

    6. have cheaper housing.

    7. have more toys, you need things like snowmobiles in the winter

    8. Get more done on your computer

    9. enjoy x-mas the way it was SUPPOSED to be enjoyed

    10. not have to take 6 showers a day due to sweating.



    i love having 4 seasons. honestly I do. would I want winter ALL the time - no - nor would I want summer all the time. life's about variety!
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  • Juicy D. Links
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    • Apr 2001
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    #2
    omggg i remember the -30 F where my balls froze up and skufty had to heat em up

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    • uno
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      #3
      Originally posted by SleazyDream
      9. enjoy x-mas the way it was SUPPOSED to be enjoyed
      I might still be down in Mexico when Christmas rolls around. It's already weird as hell to see the fake snowflakes, snowmen and other assorted decorations up as well as the smell of pine from the christmas trees. It just doesn't feel right when its this warm out.
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      • AaronM
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        • Oct 2001
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        #4
        Fuck snow, fuck winter, and fuck being cold in general.

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        • v4 media
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          #5
          I can be on the beach and 2 hour drive later be in the snow.
          I get the best of both, and Spains cheap..

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          • Shagbunny
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            • Oct 2007
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            #6
            I don't mind Summer and Winter but I can do without that Fall/Spring business

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            • EscortBiz
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              #7
              6. have cheaper housing.

              not NY

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              • CarlosTheGaucho
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                #8
                Don't like hot climates, would feel real weird without a winter, if I would be about to move it would be probably Canada or Scandinavia - by the sea prefferably. The only hot exception is California because I know so many good people over there, but would still need a winter in winter - like tro travel to Colorado once upon a while or so.

                Southern countries have usually an incredible circulation of douchebag lookin loud jerks that are seriously uncapable of any productive behaviour.
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                • Juicy D. Links
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                  #9


                  Originally posted by EscortBiz
                  6. have cheaper housing.

                  not NY

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                  • JamesK
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                    #10
                    We barely have snowfall here in the Netherlands. It's just cold and rainy.
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                    • crugar
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                      #11
                      The site of hot chicks walking on the street wearing skimpy outfits and better yet, seeing them on the beach wearing even lesser clothing.
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                      • CarlosTheGaucho
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by crugar
                        The site of hot chicks walking on the street wearing skimpy outfits and better yet, seeing them on the beach wearing even lesser clothing.
                        It's not about what you can watch, it's about what you can fuck - and that number is the same no matter what temperature it is..
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                        • SleazyDream
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                          omggg i remember the -30 F where my balls froze up and skufty had to heat em up
                          another bonus of cold weather!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                          • Phoenix
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                            #14
                            you tuning up the sleds?
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                            • SleazyDream
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by crugar
                              The site of hot chicks walking on the street wearing skimpy outfits and better yet, seeing them on the beach wearing even lesser clothing.
                              cold weather is like it's your borthday everyday day - you get to UNWRAP the women!!!!!!!!!!

                              and you never know what your'e going to get. it's that suprize that's soo fun!
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                              • SleazyDream
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                                • Jul 2001
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                Fuck snow, fuck winter, and fuck being cold in general.

                                read title
                                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                Now read without the word dog.

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                                • jeffrey
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                  6. have cheaper housing.

                                  7. have more toys, you need things like snowmobiles in the winter

                                  8. Get more done on your computer

                                  9. enjoy x-mas the way it was SUPPOSED to be enjoyed
                                  6. The 400k that my Condo is worth would buy me a bitchin house in AZ

                                  7. I do love sledding, but its pretty pricy, and sometimes there isnt enough snow local to really have fun so have to drive 4 hours to the mountains.

                                  8. I get FAR less done in the winter on my computer, lol
                                  Sledding and boarding take up a lot of time.

                                  9. I do like have a glass of eggnog sitting in the hottub with snow falling


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                                  • Pornopat
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                    It's not about what you can watch, it's about what you can fuck - and that number is the same no matter what temperature it is..

                                    Keep believing that!
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                                    • wyldworx
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                                      #19
                                      suppose i say its all to do with first impressions and a reduced shrivelling of the pride.

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                                      • AaronM
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                        cold weather is like it's your borthday everyday day - you get to UNWRAP the women!!!!!!!!!!

                                        and you never know what your'e going to get. it's that suprize that's soo fun!

                                        I love borthdays.

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                                        • AaronM
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                          read title
                                          Learn to spell.

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                                          • crugar
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                            cold weather is like it's your borthday everyday day - you get to UNWRAP the women!!!!!!!!!!

                                            and you never know what your'e going to get. it's that suprize that's soo fun!
                                            In that case, one of us can hold her and unwrap whatever is wrapped!

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                                              • Odie
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                                                #24
                                                don't forget about polar bear dips!!! and especially the indoor/outdoor pools!!
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                                                • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                  Keep believing that!
                                                  In my case it also depends on how much money do I carry with me .. he he

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                                                  • Penny24Seven
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                                                    • Jun 2007
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                                                    #26
                                                    not being able to do anything because it is freezing outside. yeah I miss that. I am glad everyone is not like your ass, playing golf 365 days a year is nice too
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                                                    • Kenny B!
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                                                      #27
                                                      Sorry Sleazy I'm with the smart folk that go south in the winter, with the sleet and freezing rain today in montreal a hot climate sounds pretty damn good right now
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                                                      • baddog
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                                        Fuck snow, fuck winter, and fuck being cold in general.
                                                        From the guy that leaves his windows open to let the cold air in?

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                                                        • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          The cold is only great for those few days over the holidays.

                                                          Yeah I love real fires and turkey and all that - the other 355 days a year I pity you in the cold - and Turkey salad on the beach isnt that bad.

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                                                          • The Heron
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                                                            • Apr 2001
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                                                            #30
                                                            Hot tub+snow+girls = funny shit
                                                            Plus I live on lake huron so getting girls to jump in the lake is a bonus funny.

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                                                            • stev0
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                              Fuck snow, fuck winter, and fuck being cold in general.

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                                                              • Xrated J
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                                                                #32
                                                                fuck cold weather

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                                                                • Kevsh
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Damian_Maxcash
                                                                  The cold is only great for those few days over the holidays.

                                                                  Yeah I love real fires and turkey and all that - the other 355 days a year I pity you in the cold - and Turkey salad on the beach isnt that bad.
                                                                  Amen to that.
                                                                  Winter is great for about 7 days a year. The rest, I'd rather be able to walk outside in shorts and sandals without getting frostbite.

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                                                                  • fris
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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • who
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      For silly reasons, I like cold weather better. I find it easier to warm up than I do to cool down. I also like eating hardier foods and sleeping more.

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                                                                      • AmeliaG
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        I'm not sure about all the winter bullet points, but I like seasons. I like LA too, so I have to visit proper weather. I dislike super hot weather, though I enjoy variety.
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                                                                        • _Richard_
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          the only good thing about girls and shitty weather is after the weather ends.. all the girls go overboard with the clothes they couldn't wear lol

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                                                                          • Deej
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            i have always felt this way...

                                                                            Im from the pacific coast and i guess its just bred into me... I hate extreme heat, if it breaks 100 and im exposed, I am miserable... im not too fond of 20 degrees neither, but I can hang better... and if im out im doing something fun.. (usually)



                                                                            ive always had the thought, and i think it comes form the moist cold homogenous climate coast upbringing... I'd rather die of extreme cold than extreme heat... it would seem more humble to me....

                                                                            id rather live in 72 degree weather... and travel to places when I need them...

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                                                                            • nico-t
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              because we don´t have a pelt like you, slob

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                                                                              • MediaGuy
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I'm with Sleazy on the seasonal thing - it roadmarks your life, puts a rythm to the thing. Sometimes you need to spend time indoors, and sex is better in winter. I never want to see a santa in swimming trunks again (and god knows Quebec exports LOTS of retired shopping mall santas to be beachd in Florida - forgive us, please forgive us). Plus there's nothing like that first day of spring, when you can smell and feel and see Summer shimmer in your vision when you step outdoors...

                                                                                Damn. Now I can't wait for winter to be over...

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                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                  Think about it.

                                                                                  when you have a winter you can

                                                                                  1. grow a gut. no one will see it under your winter parka

                                                                                  2. nipples get harder.

                                                                                  3. take a snow bath to get invigorated. you JUST can't take one in a hot climate

                                                                                  4. build a snowman

                                                                                  5. not have to listen to whimps cause they all go south.

                                                                                  6. have cheaper housing.

                                                                                  7. have more toys, you need things like snowmobiles in the winter

                                                                                  8. Get more done on your computer

                                                                                  9. enjoy x-mas the way it was SUPPOSED to be enjoyed

                                                                                  10. not have to take 6 showers a day due to sweating.



                                                                                  i love having 4 seasons. honestly I do. would I want winter ALL the time - no - nor would I want summer all the time. life's about variety!
                                                                                  I'll be agreeing with all of that. Every word of it. And might I add, some very good points, especially about life being about variety.

                                                                                  Nothing like a cold snowy moody winter morning to perk you up. After some shovelling you come inside and get that hot coffee going, fire up the stereo and get working on the computer.... ahhh. Heaven.

                                                                                  No air is fresher than after a good snow.
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                                                                                  • Violetta
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I live in norway... that is sometimes TOO cold.!
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                                                                                    • Jman
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                      Think about it.

                                                                                      when you have a winter you can

                                                                                      1. grow a gut. no one will see it under your winter parka

                                                                                      2. nipples get harder.

                                                                                      3. take a snow bath to get invigorated. you JUST can't take one in a hot climate

                                                                                      4. build a snowman

                                                                                      5. not have to listen to whimps cause they all go south.

                                                                                      6. have cheaper housing.

                                                                                      7. have more toys, you need things like snowmobiles in the winter

                                                                                      8. Get more done on your computer

                                                                                      9. enjoy x-mas the way it was SUPPOSED to be enjoyed

                                                                                      10. not have to take 6 showers a day due to sweating.



                                                                                      i love having 4 seasons. honestly I do. would I want winter ALL the time - no - nor would I want summer all the time. life's about variety!
                                                                                      I agree ;-)
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                                                                                      • evildick

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                                                                                        I don't like winters lately because there hasn't been enough snow to use the snowmobile. I think I used it one day last year.

                                                                                        It better snow bucketloads this year or I'm selling this piece of shit.

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                                                                                        • ronaldo
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                          Nothing like a cold snowy moody winter morning to perk you up. After some shovelling you come inside and get that hot coffee going, fire up the stereo and get working on the computer.... ahhh. Heaven.
                                                                                          You need to get married man. Then you send your wife out to shovel while YOU stand inside drinking a coffee in your robe, waving to the neighbors as they scrape their windshields when it's -35.

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                                                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by ronaldo
                                                                                            You need to get married man. Then you send your wife out to shovel while YOU stand inside drinking a coffee in your robe, waving to the neighbors as they scrape their windshields when it's -35.
                                                                                            haha.... You know, I must be nuts because I really don't mind the shovelling. I actually look forward to it and miss it if it doesn't snow for a few weeks.

                                                                                            Only in winter of course. I don't think much about shovelling when it's summer here. I just stand inside in my robe and drink coffee, waving to the neighbors as I flash them from the window.
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                                                                                            • ronaldo
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                              haha.... You know, I must be nuts because I really don't mind the shovelling. I actually look forward to it and miss it if it doesn't snow for a few weeks.

                                                                                              Only in winter of course. I don't think much about shovelling when it's summer here. I just stand inside in my robe and drink coffee, waving to the neighbors as I flash them from the window.
                                                                                              Seriously, I'd never MAKE the wife shovel snow. She loves it too, so I let her have right at it. The first year we were here though after a huge dumping, and I'm not joking, when she was shovelling, I MADE her tell all the neighbors that she wanted to...just so I didn't look like a total jackass. Of course, I still stood in the window and waved at them all.

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                                                                                              • Antonio
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I simply can exist in a cold place, give me heat, lots of it, if they move Australia to Europe that be the closest thing to paradise on Earth

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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I prefer the best weather in the world

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                                                                                                  • BlackCrayon
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    It gets too damn cold here in the winter and too damn hot here in the summer. The only thing i like about winter is that i get more work done due to not wanting to go outside.
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