Why the fuck do sooo many morons like HOT climates?

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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    Why the fuck do sooo many morons like HOT climates?

    Think about it.

    when you have a winter you can

    1. grow a gut. no one will see it under your winter parka

    2. nipples get harder.

    3. take a snow bath to get invigorated. you JUST can't take one in a hot climate

    4. build a snowman

    5. not have to listen to whimps cause they all go south.

    6. have cheaper housing.

    7. have more toys, you need things like snowmobiles in the winter

    8. Get more done on your computer

    9. enjoy x-mas the way it was SUPPOSED to be enjoyed

    10. not have to take 6 showers a day due to sweating.



    i love having 4 seasons. honestly I do. would I want winter ALL the time - no - nor would I want summer all the time. life's about variety!
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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2
      omggg i remember the -30 F where my balls froze up and skufty had to heat em up

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        • uno
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          • Dec 2002
          • 18450
          #3
          Originally posted by SleazyDream
          9. enjoy x-mas the way it was SUPPOSED to be enjoyed
          I might still be down in Mexico when Christmas rolls around. It's already weird as hell to see the fake snowflakes, snowmen and other assorted decorations up as well as the smell of pine from the christmas trees. It just doesn't feel right when its this warm out.
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            • AaronM
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              • Oct 2001
              • 46923
              #4
              Fuck snow, fuck winter, and fuck being cold in general.

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                • v4 media
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 2934
                  #5
                  I can be on the beach and 2 hour drive later be in the snow.
                  I get the best of both, and Spains cheap..

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                    • Shagbunny
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 3028
                      #6
                      I don't mind Summer and Winter but I can do without that Fall/Spring business

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                        • EscortBiz
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                          • May 2002
                          • 19422
                          #7
                          6. have cheaper housing.

                          not NY

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                            • CarlosTheGaucho
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 9553
                              #8
                              Don't like hot climates, would feel real weird without a winter, if I would be about to move it would be probably Canada or Scandinavia - by the sea prefferably. The only hot exception is California because I know so many good people over there, but would still need a winter in winter - like tro travel to Colorado once upon a while or so.

                              Southern countries have usually an incredible circulation of douchebag lookin loud jerks that are seriously uncapable of any productive behaviour.
                              Last edited by CarlosTheGaucho; 11-22-2007, 08:42 AM.
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                                • Juicy D. Links
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 122992
                                  #9


                                  Originally posted by EscortBiz
                                  6. have cheaper housing.

                                  not NY

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                                    • JamesK
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                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 16731
                                      #10
                                      We barely have snowfall here in the Netherlands. It's just cold and rainy.
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                                        • crugar
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 205
                                          #11
                                          The site of hot chicks walking on the street wearing skimpy outfits and better yet, seeing them on the beach wearing even lesser clothing.
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                                            • CarlosTheGaucho
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 9553
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by crugar
                                              The site of hot chicks walking on the street wearing skimpy outfits and better yet, seeing them on the beach wearing even lesser clothing.
                                              It's not about what you can watch, it's about what you can fuck - and that number is the same no matter what temperature it is..
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                                                • SleazyDream
                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 41470
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                  omggg i remember the -30 F where my balls froze up and skufty had to heat em up
                                                  another bonus of cold weather!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 35475
                                                      #14
                                                      you tuning up the sleds?
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                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 41470
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by crugar
                                                          The site of hot chicks walking on the street wearing skimpy outfits and better yet, seeing them on the beach wearing even lesser clothing.
                                                          cold weather is like it's your borthday everyday day - you get to UNWRAP the women!!!!!!!!!!

                                                          and you never know what your'e going to get. it's that suprize that's soo fun!
                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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