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Dirty F 11-23-2007 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Odie (Post 13402960)
don't worry I don't think you're nuts. I had ghosts attacking me in my sleep. I now sleep with a bible next to the bedside and I had my dad come over and say a prayer and tell them to leave me alone. Never had a problem since. They attacked me 4 times and did it to my friend once when she slept over...she won't sleepover anymore.


my best friend once lived in a house where she would leave the living room and come back and the furniture would be completely re-arranged including the pictures on the walls!!!

:eek7

Ok, i think its time i leave this thread, take a shower and go out and have some beers before i want to kill myself, but not after taking 10 random people outside with me.

eroswebmaster 11-23-2007 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 13402785)
It was me... looking for a Nickelback CD.

LOL then you'll be haunting me forever before you ever find one.

halfpint 11-23-2007 05:08 PM

First you should go and repeant all your sins so that your body and soul is cleansed, Then you should piss on every wall in the house..this is known as holy water, the demon will get very angry and will most probably throw you about the rooms for a while....fuck it I would just run like shit

shekinah 11-23-2007 05:15 PM

Well does the house have some ghost history? How old is it?

iSMOKE 11-23-2007 05:36 PM

Fuck that ghost motherfucker. You need to stand up in the middle of the house and call him out. Tell him if he's a real beast then he'll show himself.

On a serious note, hit up your local reverend/priest if you're scared of it and ask them what they think. Maybe get a priest to come over and do what they do in situations like this...i've seen shit like that on TV.

If it doesn't really bother you then I would say just chill out and enjoy the company.

I dont know how I would react, so I really cant tell you what I would do but it does sound like you have something strange going on...

BVF 11-23-2007 05:58 PM

1. get a ouija board
2. set a video camera up to show your hands and the board
3. blindfold yourself so that your subconscious won't interfere with your results
4. ask some questions of the ghost
5. post vid here

Jman 11-23-2007 06:01 PM

Maybe you should start making pottery.

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1240.jpg

Lonny 11-23-2007 06:06 PM

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/9a21c8d9ba.jpg

TMM_Vlad 11-23-2007 06:09 PM

Eros bro..the dog ate some pcp and you were drunk off you ass..happens to me all the time when i raid the fridge and cabinets, don't worry.

Inde 11-23-2007 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 13402166)
My dogs lick their own asses and I've even heard one growl at it's ass when it was farting too much. Is my dog's ass haunted?!?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 11-23-2007 06:29 PM

That's too freaky for me :Oh crap

carol.prime 11-23-2007 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 13411991)
1. get a ouija board
2. set a video camera up to show your hands and the board
3. blindfold yourself so that your subconscious won't interfere with your results
4. ask some questions of the ghost
5. post vid here

I agree on that.. have a company with you as well. :thumbsup

Emil 11-24-2007 05:49 AM

It's nothing weird about the dog. Most dogs get into the "ghostage" (direct translation :P) at some point in their life.

quantum-x 11-24-2007 06:27 AM

I'm stiffling chuckles here.
I've been to abandoned maximum security prisons, chilled in the padded suicide rooms, strolled through catacombs and quarries and had a beer while sitting on literally millions of human bones.

If anyone was to 'bump' into a ghost, it'd surely be me or one of my friends. It's all bullshit.

After Shock Media 11-24-2007 06:43 AM

I am glad you do not just leap to ghosts or the supernatural.

Faucets - typically a plumbing issue. Trust me on this one had a tenant try to break a lease for having a haunted house. Faucets kept turning on and every so often they would hear groaning noises. Hired a plumber I know well, fixed a few gaskets and tightened a strap. Faucets stopped turning on and the groaning stopped as well since the strap was no longer allowing the pipe to move.

Cabinets - better chance it is your house settling and then pop a cabinet may open some or a lot. Very few houses are perfectly level with every cabinet level and then they remain that way over the years.

Now since this is ongoing with you why not invest in a good quality dvr security system and rig your house with motion sensing night vision capable color cameras and catch this shit on tape. At least that way the rest of us real skeptics can have something more to bit into than ones words.

I myself am a super skeptic. I have had ultra weird shit happen to me. From sleep paralysis nightmares, to seeing an unidentified submerged object. Now when I saw the thing under water yes my brain jumped around thinking all sorts of weird shit. Then I gave logic a shot and figured by the size and the roundish shape and odd flashing colors, what I had saw was a very large jelly or possibly a squid breaking the surface of the water, floating still for a few minutes before quickly pulling itself under and darting off. Honestly that made a whole hell of a lot more sense to me than say an alien craft.

Dirty F 11-24-2007 03:49 PM

My cat used to stare for hours at a corner near the ceiling in my old place. She would wake up with huge eyes just to stare and look funny at it. Ofcourse it turned out some birds had a nest on the outside and managed to go to the inside a bit. I couldnt hear it but the cat could.

Obviously, not for 1 minute i thought about ghosts. Shit like that is for weak minded people like threadstarter. Weak minded people and people who want to "believe".

I am sure that in this very same situation out of 100 people at least 50 of them would mention ghost crap. People are so fucking goddamn stupid.

Dirty F 11-25-2007 12:17 PM

I killed the thread with common sense?

gornyhuy 11-25-2007 12:19 PM

Nah, common sense has no power over this kind of bullshit, the mind finds ways to sidestep it.

eroswebmaster 11-25-2007 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13413380)
I am glad you do not just leap to ghosts or the supernatural.

Faucets - typically a plumbing issue. Trust me on this one had a tenant try to break a lease for having a haunted house. Faucets kept turning on and every so often they would hear groaning noises. Hired a plumber I know well, fixed a few gaskets and tightened a strap. Faucets stopped turning on and the groaning stopped as well since the strap was no longer allowing the pipe to move.

Cabinets - better chance it is your house settling and then pop a cabinet may open some or a lot. Very few houses are perfectly level with every cabinet level and then they remain that way over the years.

Now since this is ongoing with you why not invest in a good quality dvr security system and rig your house with motion sensing night vision capable color cameras and catch this shit on tape. At least that way the rest of us real skeptics can have something more to bit into than ones words.

I myself am a super skeptic. I have had ultra weird shit happen to me. From sleep paralysis nightmares, to seeing an unidentified submerged object. Now when I saw the thing under water yes my brain jumped around thinking all sorts of weird shit. Then I gave logic a shot and figured by the size and the roundish shape and odd flashing colors, what I had saw was a very large jelly or possibly a squid breaking the surface of the water, floating still for a few minutes before quickly pulling itself under and darting off. Honestly that made a whole hell of a lot more sense to me than say an alien craft.

The faucets have not turned on again since that one event...I find it rather strange that they both turned themselves on at the same time.

The cabinets are tight in my bathroom, in fact the hinges almost force the door to close. I went and checked it after this.

There have been many other unexplained events like finding my dog on top of my bed when there was no way he could have gotten there. My bed is high, he was short, and very old and couldn't even jump onto the couch which is shorter.

I have had other things happen like the smell of cigarette smoke not only hit me, but my sister and her kids all at the same time, and none of us smoke.

We have also had experiences of perfume come wafting through the house. One time I was working at my computer in my office, they were in the living room, I walked out to go say something to them, and they all three said..."we were just talking about it."

Oh well, say what you will. I feel sad for those who think they have this crazy world and universe figured out *and I'm not specifically talking about you ASM*

It must be a sad uneventful narcissistic life they lead with no hope for anything bigger themselves.

BradM 11-25-2007 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 13415034)
My cat used to stare for hours at a corner near the ceiling in my old place. She would wake up with huge eyes just to stare and look funny at it. Ofcourse it turned out some birds had a nest on the outside and managed to go to the inside a bit. I couldnt hear it but the cat could.

Obviously, not for 1 minute i thought about ghosts. Shit like that is for weak minded people like threadstarter. Weak minded people and people who want to "believe".

I am sure that in this very same situation out of 100 people at least 50 of them would mention ghost crap. People are so fucking goddamn stupid.

Maybe it was God.

I'm sure Eros believes in all sorts of stupid bullshit, he is a moron after all.

Walrus 11-25-2007 02:32 PM

Time to call TAPS.

eroswebmaster 11-25-2007 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Walrus (Post 13418662)
Time to call TAPS.

Haha that's what my niece said the other day.

stev0 11-25-2007 07:35 PM

Maybe you sleep walk?

Dirty F 11-26-2007 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by stev0 (Post 13419989)
Maybe you sleep walk?

Maybe hes just not too bright and emotional like a little girl.

Profits of Doom 11-26-2007 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 13402166)
My dogs lick their own asses and I've even heard one growl at it's ass when it was farting too much. Is my dog's ass haunted?!?

Ok, that was fucking hysterical. When I still had my ex's pitbull he would fart while he was sleeping and it would startle him and make him jump up in the air. Since he was damn near 100 pounds and liked to sleep in the bed it was a fucking nightmare. He would also have bad dreams and growl and show his teeth, and I always worried he would take a chunk out of me accidentally...

BVF 11-26-2007 12:17 AM

why is this thread still around?

Get a ouija board and tape it....otherwise, there is no need for further discussion

Meredith18 11-26-2007 12:37 AM

I tried some EVP stuff... and stopped when 2 out of the 3 things I got were about me dying... haha, fuuuuuuck that...


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