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|  11-20-2007, 07:55 PM | #1 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 
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				How can celebrities stop paparazzi from driving them insane?
			 Well I think the easiest way is to complain to law enforcement and setup a major speed trap and drive through it with the paparazzi following and have radar guns and that police dept could make a fortune on reckless driving and speeding fines. | 
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|  11-20-2007, 07:58 PM | #2 | 
| Show Yer Tits! Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... 
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				 | I would invite them all to a 'private' photo op. Lock them in the building and burn it down. 
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|  11-20-2007, 07:59 PM | #3 | 
| lurker Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta 
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				 | thats the price you have to pay if you want to be famous. Sean Connery once said if you dont like it stay home. | 
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|  11-20-2007, 08:00 PM | #4 | 
| Ah My Balls Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under the gold leaf ICQ 388-454-421 
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				 | It is very easy... "just be" the fact that they worry is what is killing them. 
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|  11-20-2007, 11:47 PM | #5 | |
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Manila, Philippines 
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    I totally agree!   Or, when they spotted you in the mall and there's no way out, just pose in front of them so they can take your best shot! Don't let them took when you're on your ugliest or else you'll be front page the next day! 
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|  11-20-2007, 11:49 PM | #6 | 
| Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2006 
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				 | get a really fucking big elephant gun and blow them all to smitherfuckingrines....just my two cents | 
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|  11-21-2007, 12:38 AM | #7 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR 
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				 | I would say it is pretty simple. Just live a normal life. There are a lot of big stars that you never hear about or see because they live like normal people. They don't stay out 4 nights a week until 5 am partying and they don't go to some trendy place every day for lunch. They live, they work, they go home. In a nut shell they are boring. Or they live outside of LA/NY where nobody cares. | 
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|  11-21-2007, 12:46 AM | #8 | |
| MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL 
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