I checked my shirt and pants at the door of the playboy mansion

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  • SleazyDream
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    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    I checked my shirt and pants at the door of the playboy mansion

    yep = walked in, went to the coat check and literally checked my coat and pants. The lady looked at me and said - "what are you doing?" I said - " it's a pajama party, this is what I sleep in!" - then she was ok with that.....


    now think about this - all the guys had robes and fancy pajamas. how many of them regerally actually sleep in that shit? NONE! I was the only guy keeping it REAL baby!!!







    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • NewbieNudes
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    • Jan 2003
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    #2
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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
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      #3
      What are you trying to say? I wear that outfit every night because it makes me feel pretty when I wake up.

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      • SleazyDream
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        • Jul 2001
        • 41470

        #4
        Originally posted by baddog
        What are you trying to say? I wear that outfit every night because it makes me feel pretty when I wake up.
        i can just see you busting into song right now...

        " I fell pretty, ohhh soo pretty......"
        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

        Now read without the word dog.

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        • TidalWave
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          • Sep 2007
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          #5
          i dont want to know where you kept your wallet and phone all night long ;)
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          • baddog
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            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #6
            Originally posted by SleazyDream
            i can just see you busting into song right now...

            " I fell pretty, ohhh soo pretty......"
            That is the song my alarm clock plays every morning.

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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470

              #7
              Originally posted by TidalWave
              i dont want to know where you kept your wallet and phone all night long ;)

              i actually carried them in my hands all night.
              the simpsons series boxer shorts has no pockets
              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

              Now read without the word dog.

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              • UncleD
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                • May 2002
                • 254

                #8
                Looks like a great time dude!!! All you're missing is a couple sleeves full of tattoos too really scare the blondes blonder than they already are lol
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                • munki
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 13393

                  #9
                  roflmao... I saw a couple others rocking the boxers... much braver than I.

                  I sleep naked, maybe that should be my attire next year...

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                  • Sexy Rex
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                    • Sep 2003
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                    #10
                    haha, there is only one you.

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                    • ztik
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                      • Aug 2001
                      • 5196

                      #11
                      thats nasty
                      .

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                      • J$tyle$
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                        • Apr 2003
                        • 11500

                        #12
                        LOL

                        Always good seeing you, Scott - even if it had to be in your boxers this time



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                        • RevSand
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 8151

                          #13
                          i was actually in my clothes I do sleep in sometimes... flannel fuzzy pants and a soft tshirt... I wear it when I am in cold areas outta so cal like yours...


                          Also thanks again for the dinner at saddle ranch... Glad to finally meet you in person.


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                          • L-Pink
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                            • Mar 2005
                            • 39151

                            #14
                            Originally posted by baddog
                            What are you trying to say? I wear that outfit every night because it makes me feel pretty when I wake up.


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                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                              • Jul 2004
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                              #15
                              You look good in Homer boxers - I always thought you would be a whitey tighty kind of guy.

                              I sleep nekkid, although I keep a robe on a hook near the door in case I have to get up and answer the door, or rush out in the event of an earthquake...

                              BTW, what's with all the guys in jeans and dressed up in the background in your pix? Didn't they get the memo that it was a PJ Party?

                              If you are going to a theme party, dress to fit the theme...

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                              • GrouchyAdmin
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                                • Apr 2006
                                • 12085

                                #16
                                But of course you did, servers are required to uphold a flair for the guests.

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                                • KILL_FRENZY
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NewbieNudes
                                  Wish I was there
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                                  • JFK
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                                    • Jan 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Sexy Rex
                                    haha, there is only one you.
                                    that's what you say to ALL the boyz

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                                    • misssammy
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                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 73

                                      #19
                                      he says that to me too ;)

                                      scott u rock!!! its all about the back door access


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                                      • corvette
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                                        • Oct 2001
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                                        #20
                                        did you mention what kept happening as a result of you forgetting to bring a safety pin?
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                                        • tony299
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                                          #21
                                          man I thought I was pale. lol

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                                          • misssammy
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                                            • Oct 2006
                                            • 73

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by corvette
                                            did you mention what kept happening as a result of you forgetting to bring a safety pin?
                                            but i heard he didnt need the safety pin he had u baby!!!!


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                                            • LeslieSharp
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                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 1106

                                              #23
                                              Scott!

                                              I'm so glad you found your way down to LA sweetheart!

                                              You must come back soon.

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                                              • Jman
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                                                #24
                                                LOLOL very nice pics ;-)
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                                                • kristin
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                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 9768

                                                  #25
                                                  Okay you and Loryn looked like you were riding a banana boat.
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                                                  • media
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                                                    • Apr 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    Was great to see you Sleazy! Good choice in deciding to stay!
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                                                    • media
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                                                      • Apr 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Haha.. you know when I first work up I thought this thread said "I just checked and I shit my pants!" lol
                                                      I'm here for the violence!

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                                                      • StuartD
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                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 29903

                                                        #28
                                                        It's a good thing I didn't go then since I sleep nude.
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                                                        • Bugbee
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                                                          • Jun 2004
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by J$tyle$
                                                          LOL

                                                          Always good seeing you, Scott - even if it had to be in your boxers this time



                                                          i second this great to see you scott!!!
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                                                          • Rochard
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                                                            #30
                                                            Looks like you had a blast....
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                                                            • HAPPYPEEKERS
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                                                              • Feb 2004
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                                                              #31
                                                              hahahahaha I cant believe you went in there like that... nice boxers lolol

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                                                              • Adultnet
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                                                                #32
                                                                funny pics there


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                                                                • teg0
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  pictures don't deliver.

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                                                                  • Doctor Dre
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Holy shit Scott, you've lost some weight
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                                                                    • lesbodojo
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Cute pics, Scott.
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                                                                      • PamiebDVD
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        It was great seeing and spending time with you!
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                                                                        • alby_persignup
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          pretty funny one
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                                                                          • Odie
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            amazing!!!! cute boxers!! sorry i missed it.... I was busy in St. Maarten!!!
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                                                                            • miss_jody
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by misssammy
                                                                              he says that to me too ;)

                                                                              scott u rock!!! its all about the back door access
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                                                                              GREAT seeing you scott

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                                                                              • react
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Good thing there were no blacklights at the party...
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                                                                                • Big Red Machine
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Scott = Golden God
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                                                                                  • Laurel
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Leslie and I have seen your pj's a few times.
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                                                                                    • Casa Nova
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      lol looks like you had a great time man.

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                                                                                      • rhon23
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                                                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        It was the perfect outfit for you Scott!

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                                                                                        • CuriousToyBoy
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Obviously you had no fun at all mate ;-)
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                                                                                          • shekinah
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            thanks for sharing the pics!

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                                                                                            • LoriAnderson
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                                                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              nice pjs
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                                                                                              • MikeHawk
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Sleazy,
                                                                                                I caught that couch action, was pretty hot....you guys were going off..
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                                                                                                • koolkat
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                                                                                                  • May 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                  yep = walked in, went to the coat check and literally checked my coat and pants. The lady looked at me and said - "what are you doing?" I said - " it's a pajama party, this is what I sleep in!" - then she was ok with that.....
                                                                                                  Guess it's a good thing you dont sleep nude!
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                                                                                                  • farkedup
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I sleep naked.... what would happen if I "kept it real"?

                                                                                                    I think I'd be pointing all night... Unless I get a LOT to drink....
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