How to say your gallery sucks (nicely) - GoFuckYourself.com

Darkhorse · 09-22-2002, 07:39 AM

Have a look you will see what I mean.

http://www21.smutserver.com/babes/awol7/561/clean.html

It may be just me that thinks this, I dont like the design, or the use of the template.

(Among other things)

Thoughts?

BTW it is not mine it was submitted to me.

No really it was........

pipp · 09-22-2002, 07:41 AM

I se gallerys 1000 times wors then that everyday. Lose the backround move the botom table to the top and add some text and a text link at the botom and it's not totaly off the wall

FreeOnes · 09-22-2002, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pipp
I se gallerys 1000 times wors then that everyday. Lose the backround move the botom table to the top and add some text and a text link at the botom and it's not totaly off the wall

don't forget to tell to change the "model"

Fish-X · 09-22-2002, 07:45 AM

just say "hi..i'm sorry i can't accept your gallery. it sucks, but at least you're doing a better job than pipp. thanks again!"

Darkhorse · 09-22-2002, 07:47 AM

I don't see the point in the template, the images are to blurry, the chick is ugly. How anyone would make money of I dont know.

Sorry if the person who submitted this is reading this.

I suppose we all started out building crap gallerys, thinking we had to have everything in it.

didn't we?

pipp · 09-22-2002, 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by fishfusion-x
just say "hi..i'm sorry i can't accept your gallery. it sucks, but at least you're doing a better job than pipp. thanks again!"

haha my gallerys are rock sollid

Fish-X · 09-22-2002, 08:16 AM

@pipp
i'm just repeating what you said dude..

playa · 09-22-2002, 08:40 AM

just stop reviewing galleries,

its much healthier

sherbert · 09-22-2002, 08:42 AM

We are no longer accepting submissions

Page loaded too slow

Low quality images

etc

Vox · 09-22-2002, 09:35 AM

If it's not a regular submitter, why bother replying... delete... Next gallery please.

Pipecrew · 09-22-2002, 09:45 AM

if you have time to come and bitch about galleries that suck, you obviously have too much time........ its all about delete + ban

booker · 09-22-2002, 09:58 AM

Grow your penis bigger with these!

heh, I'd just tell him to check out the top slots on thehun or richardsrealm or tgpforfree

and model his galleries after those.

Those fuzzy borders suck, and the model is nasty.. although some are into the plumpers. Perhaps he's having trouble getting free content. hah

wannabeapornstar · 09-22-2002, 10:35 AM

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Grow your penis bigger with these!

hahahaha

thats smutserver's header ad it's not his banner

Ron2k1 · 09-22-2002, 11:14 AM

OMG such a ungly model!

undermyspell · 09-22-2002, 11:47 AM

Looks like someone just learned how to use photoshop. Sorry that was uncalled for. I'm glad to see a webmaster looking for the nice thing to do but if you get a lot of submissions you don't have time to be nice. Just delete it and go on. If they pursue it then send them a standard response that it is not a "quality" gallery. I believe Richard's Realm has a standard response something similar to that. Advise them to look at some of your other galleries redesign theirs and then resubmit.

Scootermuze · 09-22-2002, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by undermyspell
Just delete it and go on. If they pursue it then send them a standard response that it is not a "quality" gallery. I believe Richard's Realm has a standard response something similar to that.

He also has a reposnse of, "Not enough nudity".. which I find a bit odd in that the name of the game is to NOT show too much so the surfer will want to click to the sponsor..

Jethro · 09-22-2002, 01:06 PM

New model, And some cleaner thumbnails.

09-22-2002, 07:39 AM	#1
Darkhorse Horsing Around Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: AU Posts: 5,863	How to say your gallery sucks (nicely) Have a look you will see what I mean. http://www21.smutserver.com/babes/awol7/561/clean.html It may be just me that thinks this, I dont like the design, or the use of the template. (Among other things) Thoughts? BTW it is not mine it was submitted to me. No really it was........

09-22-2002, 07:47 AM	#5
Darkhorse Horsing Around Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: AU Posts: 5,863	I don't see the point in the template, the images are to blurry, the chick is ugly. How anyone would make money of I dont know. Sorry if the person who submitted this is reading this. I suppose we all started out building crap gallerys, thinking we had to have everything in it. didn't we? Last edited by Darkhorse; 09-22-2002 at 07:51 AM..

09-22-2002, 08:42 AM	#9
sherbert Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: KAGAWA, Japan Posts: 470	We are no longer accepting submissions Page loaded too slow Low quality images etc __________________ sdfsdfsdvgf

09-22-2002, 09:35 AM	#10
Vox Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 2,710	If it's not a regular submitter, why bother replying... delete... Next gallery please. __________________ Social profile assassination for hire

09-22-2002, 09:58 AM	#12
booker Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Baltimore Posts: 1,370	Grow your penis bigger with these! heh, I'd just tell him to check out the top slots on thehun or richardsrealm or tgpforfree and model his galleries after those. Those fuzzy borders suck, and the model is nasty.. although some are into the plumpers. Perhaps he's having trouble getting free content. hah __________________ Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq) "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

09-22-2002, 07:41 AM	#2
pipp Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Where the sun don't shine Posts: 1,185	I se gallerys 1000 times wors then that everyday. Lose the backround move the botom table to the top and add some text and a text link at the botom and it's not totaly off the wall

09-22-2002, 07:45 AM	#4
Fish-X Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ICQ 147307350 Posts: 216	just say "hi..i'm sorry i can't accept your gallery. it sucks, but at least you're doing a better job than pipp. thanks again!"

09-22-2002, 08:16 AM	#7
Fish-X Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ICQ 147307350 Posts: 216	@pipp i'm just repeating what you said dude..

09-22-2002, 08:40 AM	#8
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	just stop reviewing galleries, its much healthier

09-22-2002, 09:45 AM	#11
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	if you have time to come and bitch about galleries that suck, you obviously have too much time........ its all about delete + ban

09-22-2002, 11:14 AM	#14
Ron2k1 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,573	OMG such a ungly model!

09-22-2002, 11:47 AM	#15
undermyspell Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 875	Looks like someone just learned how to use photoshop. Sorry that was uncalled for. I'm glad to see a webmaster looking for the nice thing to do but if you get a lot of submissions you don't have time to be nice. Just delete it and go on. If they pursue it then send them a standard response that it is not a "quality" gallery. I believe Richard's Realm has a standard response something similar to that. Advise them to look at some of your other galleries redesign theirs and then resubmit.

09-22-2002, 01:06 PM	#17
Jethro Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 13	New model, And some cleaner thumbnails.