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So Fucking Banned
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Post Your Top Uptime Record
Currently, my top record is on my box at OC3 Networks:
6:49AM up 424 days, 6:13, 1 user, load averages: 0.01, 0.01, 0.00 |
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Now choke yourself!
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See sig. That data is already 2 months out of date, and it's only two of my old machines.
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157 Days, 12 Hours and 53 Minutes ago I got a box with Phat Servers... my up time is 157 Days, 12 Hours and 53 Minutes.
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uptime is kind of retarded, but:
# uptime 12:18AM up 1758 days, 9:03, 1 user, load averages: 0.49, 0.40, 0.10 # had to physically move, otherwise it would have an additional 3 years. |
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Now choke yourself!
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LOL. I currently do server moves pretty often so I only have 100 days on my main box... so it's no real record.
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Now choke yourself!
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Word. Used a P133@120Mhz (old mobo incapable of proper clocking), running a really hacked up FreeBSD 3.5.1+4_NETLINK as a squid proxy, irc server, streaming video webserver, and file storage with huge old seagate HDs through '02. Lasted forever. Prolinea 5100, I seem to recall.
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#9 |
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# uprecords -a
# Uptime | System Boot up ----------------------------+------------------------------------------------- 1 192 days, 23:42:57 | Linux 2.6.18.1dedibox_r Tue Apr 3 12:32:03 2007 2 147 days, 18:58:15 | Linux 2.6.18.1dedibox_r Mon Nov 6 14:53:49 2006 -> 3 25 days, 21:03:19 | Linux 2.6.18.1dedibox_r Mon Oct 22 14:34:18 2007 I've had servers (Debian Linux) with uptimes of up to ~2 years a while ago. |
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don't you ever do any os updates or anything? isn't it kinda unsecure to have an uptime that long without a kernel upgrade?
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[chris@mizar]:~$ uptime
6:21AM up 1071 days, 21:27, 1 user, load averages: 0.06, 0.03, 0.00 [chris@mizar]:~$ almost 3 years uptime
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over 30years
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hello Gfyers just parking [V]
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My first server at The Planet.. I'm afraid to reboot this thing
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I was around 500 days with one of my servers recently, I finally broke down and upgraded the kernel.
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536 days, pretty busy production server.
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how to you check?
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There's very few remote kernel exploits though, I can't even remember the last one. As long as you keep applications updated/patched and don't have unneccessary services running, you're going to to be fine. I'd bet on a 10 year old kernel with no open ports over a freshly updated selinux machine with wordpress any day of the week. |
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