Ksex finally has a decent show...(good read)

[xxxjay]

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[BOSS1]

cliff notes please, not enough pics to read

[BobG]

They're fun little gals those 2.

[Jayvis]

john the stutter or whatever mentioned he was going to be on ksex today on stern.

[thehand]

Originally Posted by Jayvis

john the stutter or whatever mentioned he was going to be on ksex today on stern.

It was Gary Garver....

http://www.pornvalleynews.com/home/a...arver_joi.html

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by thehand

It was Gary Garver....

http://www.pornvalleynews.com/home/a...arver_joi.html

Wow...that is a score for them. I still say me and Dan's will blow his away.

[Porno Dan]

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[Porno Dan]

Here is the full story

From Adulyfyi.com be Gene Ross

Porn Valley- Rhyse and Rhylee Richards- blonds from North Carolina- are stepsisters but nearly everyone makes the mistake that they're blood related. For that reason, Rhyse Richards is saying how some porn companies are afraid to hire them, and a few have required they provide DNA tests to be on the safe side.

But that didn't stop the the Richards sisters from playing full bore nude twister on Porno Dan's Monday night KSEX show where ass and elbow touching were highly encouraged.

Dan's sidekick XXX Jay from occash.com was of the opinion that a "T&A" test would have been perfectly acceptable paper work should the referee have called a penalty for technical incest.

Earlier in the show, Jay was also talking about being stressed out by "Hungarian motherfuckers" because he had outsourced work to a few foreigners and was regretting it.

"It ain't easy being sleazy," says Jay, admitting that what he had done was a strategic error.

"But you can get some fine tacos at the office," he shrugged. Jay also reported that he had just gotten over a case of 24 hour AIDS. Asked about his plans for the week, Jay commented, "A funeral."

Jay's wearing a T-shirt proclaiming the fact that he's "100% Negro". Having lived in Atlanta, and had ongoing experience with rednecks, Jay felt that California's probably the most racist state in the union because there were more races to dick around with.

"Here you can spread your hatred around," he mused. Jay's mini-rant was prompted by Dan's wistful commentary about Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and Jay naturally associated that with cops. For his part, Dan said one time in his life he'd like to experience the aromatic glaze right before it hit the doughnuts.

As the Richards sisters arrive, they're saying something about how they had moved to San Diego and do the commute to the Valley every day. This statement is enough to get Dan's normally intractable eyebrows arched in surprise.

The third guest on the show is Adriana DeVille who's with Eli's agency, Alternative Modeling which is located in Florida. The Richards' are repped by Lisa Ann's agency.

Dan's also announcing that this is the first KSEX show to be carried by www.rude.com.

Rhyse Richards is 35, Rhylee is 27 and DeVille is 29. DeVille's been in the business about a year and in town the last three weeks. According to her, she's booked every day this week. The Richards sisters have been in the business about four months and started the same day. They began with Lighthouse Talent then switched over to Lisa Ann.

"We've been working our butts off since we got into the business," Rhyse comments.

When asked about some of the websites they've worked for, Jay suspected that he's whacked off to Rhyse before and said he has a sperm garden growing over his keyboard as a result. One of Rhyse's more memorable scenes so far was the one she did with Cheyne Collins.

"We had an awesome time," she said. "I was a doctor and he was a football coach."

However, the Richards don't do anal, and Rhyse is also saying her ass is virgin to cock. Then she said she and her sister would be willing to do gangbangs although they haven't been approached about them as yet.

Dan was wondering how their agency "card" would list them as doing ATM if they've never done anal. Rhyse admitted he had a point.

The Richards have appeared in a video together called Cheating Wives Tales. And they also have jobs in the mainstream. Jay suspected from the hints that they were either drug dealers or stewardesses. Further guesses came real close to their occupations with Rhyse Richards finally admitting how they had signed papers and have to keep their mouths shut.

"We can't talk about it," she said.

"You know Dick Trickle?" Jay asked her. Rhyse gritted her teeth. With the mention of they're being from North Carolina, Jay announced that Charlotte was the herpes capital of the world. To which DeVille said she's from New York.

"There's everything in New York," she laughed.

Apparently in a spirit of full disclosure, DeVille also asked if it was alright to say she was married., that she and her husband are swingers. DeVille mentions that she's done pretty much everything except interracial.

"She doesn't want to be like Kim Kardashian," Jay suspected. DeVille, who used to work in corporate America- accounting- said she's pretty active sexually and also relishes DP's. Though Jay was more interested in whether she could cook some books for him. Asked if she's ever had sex with Eli, DeVille also swears that she hasn't.

"He's really cool- he's a sweetheart," she states.

Since she was from the south, Jay wondered how Rhyse felt about guns. Rhyse said she has a concealed weapons permit from the state of Florida. Asked if she keeps one in her car, she comments, "I always have a gun- I'm southern."

Dan, who's turned much of his show into a parlor game, began with a strip version of state capitals. Because the women seemed to be on top of it, Jay had to admit they weren't too dumb but thought the game needed a hint of charades to make it more interesting. DeVille lost a round, and Jay urged her to remove her ankle tattoo.

"There's no speaking in charades!" Dan had to tell the players over and over as rules were glibly overlooked.

Even though he wasn't trying to be "a nudity Nazi," Jay had to keep reminding the Richards sisters to abide by the strip aspect of the game.

Rhyse Richards finally shows her tits and Jay whistles appreciatively, "Two objects that can be seem from space- The Great Wall of China and her boobs."

But Jay was of the opinion they should all play dice next time.

When Rhyse Richards mentioned that she and Rhylee had a MySpace page, Dan warned them that porn girls tend to get kicked off, according to certain rules MySpace has. They didn't seem to buy the story, so Jay had them place a call to Tom Anderson of MySpace. Rhyse did and left a message with Anderson's secretary.

As he did last week, Jay asked if any of the women have been arrested. Rhyse said she had assaulted two girls but didn't offer details. When Jay asked if she would have sex with her cousins, Rhyse appeared a little shocked.

"Have you ever had any plastic surgery?" he then asked.

To that Rhylee said, no, outside of her tits but later admitted during Truth or Dare that she once had sex with the drummer from Linkin Park

[cranki]

Originally Posted by BOSS1

cliff notes please, not enough pics to read

:t humbsup

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Yes they are sistors.

Other than that...
I got bored and decided to read something else..

[KiraSilver]

Bump for the best show on KSEX

[omega]

whatever happened to wanky panky?

i miss wankus

[Porno Dan]

Originally Posted by omega

whatever happened to wanky panky?

i miss wankus

He left KSEX in May.