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A young couple on honeymoon
A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."
This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired. She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again. She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want," He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand." |
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lol.. he did it by hand
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there's no $$$ in porn
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hehe I've heard that before... but it was always someone 50+
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I need a beer
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Heh heh..that was funny
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funny joke
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hehehe! nice one!
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lol quite funny!
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hehehehehe, lol good one
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lolz .. oldy goldy..
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good one.. lol
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LOL, good one
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hehe nice one
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LOL,
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lolz........ great one
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that gave me a chuckle
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lol very cute.
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hehe... dry
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lol that was funny:D
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haha nice
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that was a good one.
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lol! nice one!
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Not bad for start
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thanks for the laugh.
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lol! nice find thanks for the laugh!
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