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LLCoolRay · 11-13-2007, 02:41 PM

A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."
This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired.
She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again.
She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want,"
He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand."

shekinah · 11-13-2007, 04:13 PM

lol.. he did it by hand

u-Bob · 11-13-2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by shekinah

lol.. he did it by hand

time for some age verification

ianlester · 11-13-2007, 04:54 PM

hehe I've heard that before... but it was always someone 50+

Spunky · 11-13-2007, 07:28 PM

Heh heh..that was funny

tony286 · 11-13-2007, 07:31 PM

funny joke

teg0 · 11-13-2007, 07:31 PM

CaptainHowdy · 11-13-2007, 09:20 PM

hehehe! nice one!

wanted · 11-13-2007, 10:04 PM

lol quite funny!

madfuck · 11-13-2007, 10:07 PM

hehehehehe, lol good one

Vick! · 11-14-2007, 01:04 AM

lolz .. oldy goldy..

WWC-Pajio · 11-14-2007, 01:43 AM

good one.. lol

calibra · 11-14-2007, 02:09 AM

LOL, good one

BlueDesignStudios · 11-14-2007, 03:57 AM

hehe nice one

chris_joseph · 11-14-2007, 07:23 AM

LOL,

alby_persignup · 11-14-2007, 07:28 AM

lolz........ great one

VeriSexy · 11-14-2007, 07:34 AM

that gave me a chuckle

MandyBlake · 11-14-2007, 07:55 AM

lol very cute.

Violetta · 11-14-2007, 09:17 AM

hehe... dry

Th!nk · 11-14-2007, 09:22 AM

lol that was funny:D

Sosa · 11-14-2007, 10:22 AM

haha nice

pornguy · 11-14-2007, 10:24 AM

that was a good one.

sniperwolf · 11-14-2007, 12:40 PM

lol! nice one!

Klen · 11-14-2007, 12:50 PM

Not bad for start

nAtuRaLbEautY · 11-14-2007, 02:06 PM

thanks for the laugh.

Webmistress - Doreen · 11-15-2007, 06:07 PM

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11-13-2007, 02:41 PM	#1
LLCoolRay Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Currently residing in Toronto Canada, Originally from Montreal Posts: 64	A young couple on honeymoon A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex." This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired. She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again. She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want," He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand." __________________ Real "LLCoolRay" Mahadeo Senior Manager Affiliate Relations 482979224 ICQ The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it. See Who I Am At Adult Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

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