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Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 13379512)

I played in rock bands for a long time... and I am just a pimp ass motherfucker in general... I probably have fucked alot more women then you have... so many that it got really old. Any bitch that chooses her man by what he wears or the size of his dick is a waste of airspace...

I am 38 and married now... my wife will tell you I am a god among men and it has nothing to do with what I wear or how big my dick is... it's because I am an example of what a "real man" is... a loving husband, father and provider. I live my life as an example to the people around me... I wear black t-shirts and jeans everyday... but I might as well be wearing a 3 piece suit because I get that respect. When you accomplish these things... come back and talk about being a "real man".

well buddy... just dont be too surprised when you find out Meta is fucking your woman behind you back!

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Originally Posted by bu((aneer (Post 13377381)

Careful or she'll end up getting knocked up.. God knows one MetaMan is enough..:2 cents:

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs (Post 13379527)

well buddy... just dont be too surprised when you find out Meta is fucking your woman behind you back!

not even close to likely but if she wanted to she could. ;)

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Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 13378147)

Bah! She's counting down the seconds until you're done too.
"5,4,3,2 aaaand 1."

It's true. She told me after you left last night.

:1orglaugh

how many gf do you have, metaMan....? One gets boring real fast.

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13377241)

there are no girls on GFY only guys pretending to be girls. :1orglaugh

Come on now, not all of us are fake!

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs (Post 13379527)

well buddy... just dont be too surprised when you find out Meta is fucking your woman behind you back!

:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 13379512)

i agree with part of your post, trust me i am a real man, i take care of my women and treat them right, i was raised by my mom so i have a soft spot for women always, i love them all. they are all beautiful to me, in turn this is why women must love me so much. trust me she isnt just with me because of my dick or how i fuck her. i dont know where you pulled this from but probably the same place your genital warts are growing from grouping it with to many rocks fags.

but trust me she is not complaing when i bang her brains out.

you are just another idiot who takes the topic of a thread and somehow twists it to fit themselves, fact is i can bang any women better than you ever have. your wife your kids does not change this fact.

i am and always have been a real man just because you decided to step up when you have a kid doesnt get a congratulations from me, you are supposed to be doing that anyway, in my books you are still a rocker sleazebag who should be taking notes from a real man like me.

Don't cheat on her, if she found out she'd probably cut your dick off. She seems like the type.

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz (Post 13380260)

Don't cheat on her, if she found out she'd probably cut your dick off. She seems like the type.

i have never cheated in my life or will i ever, cheating is for complete sleazebags who had a bad mother.

trust me if i did she would do more then cut off my dick.

50th post for metabitch - refreshing in micro.

i think i should start offering lessons on how to be a pimp and real man at the sametime.

i am seriously here for you people,

i am your shepard you are my sheep, follow my lead and you will live a better life!

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Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp (Post 13376841)

*golf clap*

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Originally Posted by Star 69 (Post 13380853)

Unfuckingbelieveble

dont hate on me because your girl left you,

i feel for you man seriously, happened to alot of us, but dont blame anyone else but her or yourself. :2 cents:

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