Does your girl count down the seconds until they can see you?

**crockett** · 11-15-2007, 11:38 AM

start dating girls over 18..

**MetaMan** · 11-15-2007, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by crockett

start dating girls over 18..

i know you are jealous just like the rest of the sleazebags on here,

put your girl in bed with me, she will laugh at you after.

you are in this thread posting this because you know you fuck your woman like a pussy.

**Jayvis** · 11-15-2007, 11:39 AM

you are the man... the meta man.

**MetaMan** · 11-15-2007, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by Jayvis

you are the man... the meta man.

thx bro!!!

**Christina Muller** · 11-15-2007, 11:41 AM

Well I have male slaves that do!

does that count?

**MetaMan** · 11-15-2007, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by Christina Muller

Well I have male slaves that do!

does that count?

no real man would ever be a slave to a woman.

only ones who do this had over possessive mothers as a child.

**Fetish Gimp** · 11-15-2007, 11:43 AM

*golf clap*

**Diligent** · 11-15-2007, 11:43 AM

Congrats!

.

**MetaMan** · 11-15-2007, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by Diligent

Congrats!

.

this guy is keepin it real,

why cant you people be real like this guy?

i fuck my girl like a man and i get guff, you should all be congratulating me, those that fuck their girl right know what im talking about.

if you are poundin that pussy like a real man then props to you.

**Bryan G** · 11-15-2007, 11:52 AM

Derka Derka

**WarChild** · 11-15-2007, 12:04 PM

Yeah well know. You're the best looking, biggest toughest roughest internet cowboy because you've told us over and over.

I mean nobody really believes you're a frail gimp living in your mom's basement. No, really.

**MetaMan** · 11-15-2007, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

Yeah well know. You're the best looking, biggest toughest roughest internet cowboy because you've told us over and over.

I mean nobody really believes you're a frail gimp living in your mom's basement. No, really.

thanks dude, im glad you are getting it.

**TurboAngel** · 11-15-2007, 12:07 PM

Oh my, you're in a mood today.

**MetaMan** · 11-15-2007, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by TurboAngel

Oh my, you're in a mood today.

i am back in shape, lookin good, feelin good. cant complain.

**Violetta** · 11-15-2007, 12:34 PM

are there hot girls in calgary? post some pics

**BOSS1** · 11-15-2007, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by Rockatansky

are there hot girls in calgary? post some pics

you gotta hit me up

**Ayla_SquareTurtle** · 11-15-2007, 01:30 PM

I'm really curious to see how fake men fuck. Anyone got a link?

**MetaMan** · 11-15-2007, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

I'm really curious to see how fake men fuck. Anyone got a link?

http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp

you must be gay to be wondering how another guy fucks! lol

**Ayla_SquareTurtle** · 11-15-2007, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

you must be gay to be wondering how another guy fucks! lol

ummm...I'm a chick.

**MetaMan** · 11-15-2007, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

uhhhh.... I'm a chick.

there are no girls on GFY only guys pretending to be girls.

**Ayla_SquareTurtle** · 11-15-2007, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

there are no girls on GFY only guys pretending to be girls.

seriously?? damn. I'm sure my vagina will be sorry to hear that.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 11-15-2007, 01:40 PM

Only 8 more years, 30 days, and 12 hours, and you can see her legally!

**RayBonga** · 11-15-2007, 01:48 PM

Come on Meta, it's about time you admit she's only with you for your money.

Every one knows it.

**BradM** · 11-15-2007, 01:49 PM

ya she does. it's annoying getting 1 txt every second.

**bu((aneer** · 11-15-2007, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

mine does,

do you know why?

because i fuck her like a real man, you punks need to learn to fuck your girls like a real man or else they are gonna go somewhere else.

Careful or she'll end up getting knocked up.. God knows one MetaMan is enough..

**MetaMan** · 11-15-2007, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by RayBonga

Come on Meta, it's about time you admit she's only with you for your money.

Every one knows it.

nah man when you see the smile she has on you know i am doing the job right.

i give this advice to everyone, tap your woman hard, you can be a nice guy but in the sack give it to her like you are boss, trust me on this one.

you can thank me later.

**mrthumbs** · 11-15-2007, 03:38 PM

right on bro

**Brother Bilo** · 11-15-2007, 03:38 PM

**bu((aneer** · 11-15-2007, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

nah man when you see the smile she has on you know i am doing the job right.

i give this advice to everyone, tap your woman hard, you can be a nice guy but in the sack give it to her like you are boss, trust me on this one.

you can thank me later.

serious question..

with or without condoms?

**Voodoo** · 11-15-2007, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

mine does,

do you know why?

because i fuck her like a real man, you punks need to learn to fuck your girls like a real man or else they are gonna go somewhere else.

Bah! She's counting down the seconds until you're done too.
"5,4,3,2 aaaand 1."

It's true. She told me after you left last night.

**aico** · 11-15-2007, 06:02 PM

no, but your's does.

**shekinah** · 11-15-2007, 06:03 PM

proud of yah meta man!

**BlackCrayon** · 11-15-2007, 06:22 PM

Its getting old.

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 11-15-2007, 06:38 PM

i love metaman threads!

**madfuck** · 11-15-2007, 09:31 PM

my man counts down, so does tht count?
so i must be doin it Ooo so rite.....lol ya me!!!! ")

**MetaMan** · 11-15-2007, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by bu((aneer

serious question..

with or without condoms?

without, i try to use condoms whenver but this is a girlfriend, i cannot stand condoms but they are must for outside gf situations.

**MetaMan** · 11-15-2007, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by Voodoo

Bah! She's counting down the seconds until you're done too.
"5,4,3,2 aaaand 1."

It's true. She told me after you left last night.

dude you wear nail polish and look like a girl,

my girlfriend would seriously laugh at you, she also likes the bigger guys im 6'3 around 213 now.

she likes real men who dress classy that have big dicks and know how to use them ME.

**Retributi0n** · 11-16-2007, 01:48 AM

hi......

**nation-x** · 11-16-2007, 03:23 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

dude you wear nail polish and look like a girl,

my girlfriend would seriously laugh at you, she also likes the bigger guys im 6'3 around 213 now.

she likes real men who dress classy that have big dicks and know how to use them ME.

I played in rock bands for a long time... and I am just a pimp ass motherfucker in general... I probably have fucked alot more women then you have... so many that it got really old. Any bitch that chooses her man by what he wears or the size of his dick is a waste of airspace...

I am 38 and married now... my wife will tell you I am a god among men and it has nothing to do with what I wear or how big my dick is... it's because I am an example of what a "real man" is... a loving husband, father and provider. I live my life as an example to the people around me... I wear black t-shirts and jeans everyday... but I might as well be wearing a 3 piece suit because I get that respect. When you accomplish these things... come back and talk about being a "real man".

**mrthumbs** · 11-16-2007, 03:29 AM

Originally posted by nation-x

I played in rock bands for a long time... and I am just a pimp ass motherfucker in general... I probably have fucked alot more women then you have... so many that it got really old. Any bitch that chooses her man by what he wears or the size of his dick is a waste of airspace...

I am 38 and married now... my wife will tell you I am a god among men and it has nothing to do with what I wear or how big my dick is... it's because I am an example of what a "real man" is... a loving husband, father and provider. I live my life as an example to the people around me... I wear black t-shirts and jeans everyday... but I might as well be wearing a 3 piece suit because I get that respect. When you accomplish these things... come back and talk about being a "real man".

well buddy... just dont be too surprised when you find out Meta is fucking your woman behind you back!

**scottybuzz** · 11-16-2007, 04:27 AM

Originally posted by bu((aneer

Careful or she'll end up getting knocked up.. God knows one MetaMan is enough..

**nation-x** · 11-16-2007, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by mrthumbs

well buddy... just dont be too surprised when you find out Meta is fucking your woman behind you back!

not even close to likely but if she wanted to she could. ;)

**florin** · 11-16-2007, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by Voodoo

Bah! She's counting down the seconds until you're done too.
"5,4,3,2 aaaand 1."

It's true. She told me after you left last night.

**Zuss** · 11-16-2007, 06:55 AM

how many gf do you have, metaMan....? One gets boring real fast.

**TurboAngel** · 11-16-2007, 07:09 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

there are no girls on GFY only guys pretending to be girls.

Come on now, not all of us are fake!

**MetaMan** · 11-16-2007, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by mrthumbs

well buddy... just dont be too surprised when you find out Meta is fucking your woman behind you back!

Originally posted by nation-x

I played in rock bands for a long time... and I am just a pimp ass motherfucker in general... I probably have fucked alot more women then you have... so many that it got really old. Any bitch that chooses her man by what he wears or the size of his dick is a waste of airspace...

I am 38 and married now... my wife will tell you I am a god among men and it has nothing to do with what I wear or how big my dick is... it's because I am an example of what a "real man" is... a loving husband, father and provider. I live my life as an example to the people around me... I wear black t-shirts and jeans everyday... but I might as well be wearing a 3 piece suit because I get that respect. When you accomplish these things... come back and talk about being a "real man".

i agree with part of your post, trust me i am a real man, i take care of my women and treat them right, i was raised by my mom so i have a soft spot for women always, i love them all. they are all beautiful to me, in turn this is why women must love me so much. trust me she isnt just with me because of my dick or how i fuck her. i dont know where you pulled this from but probably the same place your genital warts are growing from grouping it with to many rocks fags.

but trust me she is not complaing when i bang her brains out.

you are just another idiot who takes the topic of a thread and somehow twists it to fit themselves, fact is i can bang any women better than you ever have. your wife your kids does not change this fact.

i am and always have been a real man just because you decided to step up when you have a kid doesnt get a congratulations from me, you are supposed to be doing that anyway, in my books you are still a rocker sleazebag who should be taking notes from a real man like me.

**sickbeatz** · 11-16-2007, 07:53 AM

Don't cheat on her, if she found out she'd probably cut your dick off. She seems like the type.

**MetaMan** · 11-16-2007, 07:54 AM

Originally posted by sickbeatz

Don't cheat on her, if she found out she'd probably cut your dick off. She seems like the type.

i have never cheated in my life or will i ever, cheating is for complete sleazebags who had a bad mother.

trust me if i did she would do more then cut off my dick.

**wyldworx** · 11-16-2007, 07:55 AM

50th post for metabitch - refreshing in micro.

Does your girl count down the seconds until they can see you?

Does your girl count down the seconds until they can see you?

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