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Old 09-21-2002, 06:00 AM   #1
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Whats was your most fucked up dream?

I have fucking insomnia, but who doesn't on gfy eh? I just woke up for a 1 hour nap and had a fucked up ass dream that could be straight out a story book.

I can't remember all of the shit but only some of end; I was chillin' in some kind of church or get together with my pops and little brother. I dunno why but i had some kind of box my pops bought me and i found an old ring in it, then church or whatever function we were at started. I put the ring back up in the box and for some reason i wanted to put the box up at some house?, I can't remember what the house was about, but i couldn't move. So i gave the box to my little brother and went to put it up. All of the sudden everyone started going to the house so I followed them but no one could go in. I then yelled out my brothers name and the door fucking opened and i stepped in and boom, it felt like i was being sucked in something with ghosts all around me. I couldn't fucking move and i was shit faced cause my brother was in the house.

I wanted to wake up but i couldn't get up; the shit felt like it was really happening but i finally woke up. Some creepy shit.

I also remember when i was a kid i use to be awake then all of the sudden everything around me looked like it was turning big and closing on me. So whats your most fucked up dream?
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Old 09-21-2002, 06:17 AM   #2
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I've had a few odd dreams.. We used to live in this estate type thing. You know, 50 houses all pretty much looking the same, in a fenced off area?

Anyways, had this dream where i was walking home late one night.. And for some bizzare reason, there was a huge metal gate on the road, like 40 feet high. And the gate guard told me to hurry up 'cause he was about to close it. So i get home, and say hi to my parents (this is when i was bout 10 mind you). And i say good night, and walk out into the back yard into my <i>caravan</i> (maybe it's my subliminal white trash?). So i fall asleep, and when i wake up, this guy is standing there with a gun at my window, pointing it at me. He doesn't shoot.. he just points. And i start to scream, but i don't make a noise. Next thing i know, my parents and my brother are rushing into my room to see what the fuck is up, 'cause i was screaming my head off. Actually woke the neighbours up. Dream made absolutely no sense whatsoever.
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Old 09-21-2002, 07:09 AM   #3
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my worst recurring nightmare, is in a huge dark building....the problem in the dream is that its black..with huge oil pits, like a garage for trucks or buses....only theres no way out but stairs....up....and it's pitch black and covered with grease...only i know theres something in there with me.....i run...i slip......i'm trying to get up the stairs.....only i can barely move.......i slip...i'm a gonner.....it's game over. go figure...had that nightmare since i was about five years old......and still do...i hate it.
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Old 09-21-2002, 08:31 AM   #4
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i had this one a few weeks ago....
i am at some adult oriented thing, like the playboy mansion or a stripclub, but its also a church... and some stipper or something was getting married. (this is what i was AWARE of in my dream... y'know when you just KNOW thats whats going on) anyways, i'm there looking for my dad. i am invisible though so nobody can see me. i didnt make myself that way, thats just how i was. so i'm at the top of this inner balcony thing like at a church or a mall, and this little black man asks if i needed help finding something. he was the only one who could see me. and i say ''im looking for my dad'' (we are on this balcony thing still) and he points down and says ''is that him?'' i look down and see my dad, but from the top/behind, and he is wearing black dress pants, and one of thsoe bowties. no shirt. i was so upset for some reason, the next thing i know i am running behind him, not able to catch up. he was walking away with this stipper/hooker and i'm yelling for him, and all he says is ''its my turn to have fun''.

i never see his face in the dream though, but it is definitely him.
hmmmmmmm
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Old 09-21-2002, 08:44 AM   #5
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i had this one a few weeks ago....
i am at some adult oriented thing, like the playboy mansion or a stripclub, but its also a church... and some stipper or something was getting married. (this is what i was AWARE of in my dream... y'know when you just KNOW thats whats going on) anyways, i'm there looking for my dad. i am invisible though so nobody can see me. i didnt make myself that way, thats just how i was. so i'm at the top of this inner balcony thing like at a church or a mall, and this little black man asks if i needed help finding something. he was the only one who could see me. and i say ''im looking for my dad'' (we are on this balcony thing still) and he points down and says ''is that him?'' i look down and see my dad, but from the top/behind, and he is wearing black dress pants, and one of thsoe bowties. no shirt. i was so upset for some reason, the next thing i know i am running behind him, not able to catch up. he was walking away with this stipper/hooker and i'm yelling for him, and all he says is ''its my turn to have fun''.

i never see his face in the dream though, but it is definitely him.
hmmmmmmm


thats heavy shit.......want to talk?....

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Old 09-21-2002, 08:47 AM   #6
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A Mack Truck was chasing me everywhere. Just like that Movie Christine. I was running everywhere, in buildings, apartments, etc. It would bust through the buildings as I would run out. It finally caught up to me. It hit me and went through my body and I woke up. I was out of breath. That was an awful fuckin dream.
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Old 09-21-2002, 09:08 AM   #7
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A Mack Truck was chasing me everywhere. Just like that Movie Christine. I was running everywhere, in buildings, apartments, etc. It would bust through the buildings as I would run out. It finally caught up to me. It hit me and went through my body and I woke up. I was out of breath. That was an awful fuckin dream.
sounds like you were escaping but it found you, .......it can be a scary thing.......(IMHO)
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Old 09-21-2002, 09:17 AM   #8
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BB try to find the movie "Duel" with Dennis Weaver in the lead.

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Old 09-21-2002, 09:43 AM   #9
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I dreamt I was Monica Lewinsky giving a blowjob to Bill Clinton.


thats scary man.........i feel for you.
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Old 09-21-2002, 10:00 AM   #10
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unfortunately all the dreams i remember are non-sexual and they're all fucked up dreams where i'm in a LOT of shit -- sometimes they are like action adventure movies and i swear if i could remember everything in them they'd make great screenplays.

Recurring dreams i have alot are me lost somewhere and I can't get back to civilisation. I had one about a week ago where my car broke down, so I start walking along the highway to find a gas station, i start wandering into buildings and farms and all sorts of places looking for somebody to tell me how to get back to the road i was originally on......it just goes on and on with me walking around getting tired and frustrated trying to find my way home.
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Old 09-21-2002, 10:04 AM   #11
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lol i remember my weirdest dream...i was a in a pink dress and it all ended in a big gay orgy...
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Old 09-21-2002, 10:27 AM   #12
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i just hate the one where i end up screaming "help, help" and wake up to realize I had been yelling "help" out loud and expect my neighbours to bash my door in to rescue me. Funny, nobody's ever knocked yet?
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Old 09-21-2002, 11:25 AM   #13
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I dream I'm beating up my father. I keep trying to knock some sense into him, to correct his ways.

Never had the dream until after he died in 88.

He was good and bad at the same time.
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Old 09-21-2002, 11:33 AM   #14
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You people got problems. Seriously.
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Old 09-21-2002, 11:48 AM   #15
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You people got problems. Seriously.
And this is just the place to get help. Like Crocodile Dundee said "We tell ???? he tells everyone else and suddenly you have no problem" or something like that.

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Old 09-21-2002, 12:07 PM   #16
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lol i remember my weirdest dream...i was a in a pink dress and it all ended in a big gay orgy...
dude....that was no dream...........



my wierdest, when I was in high school, I was interning at a funeral home doing cosmetics and funeral prep on cadavers (I was really into monster makeups and built some of my own Halloween masks, so figured this could be a good career path if I couldn't score a gig with Savini ;)).

I started having weird dreams after dealing with about 25 corpses...I dreamt that I was a coroner and was cutting a faceless cadaver open with a scalpel and it sat up and was my best friend and he kept screaming "why are you cutting me? I'm still alive" so I panicked and kept trying to cut him more to keep him quiet, even slitting his throat and stabbing him with the sccalpel...so I'm chopping and hacking away and blood is going everywhere...I panic and start running down a hallway and hear moans and look behind me and there are various cadavers (these were cadavers that were actually at the funeral home that day) chasing me down the hall and turn back forward to keep running and run THUD right into something and look and see my friend standing there with the scalpel...I woke up totally drenched in sweat and it kept me awake for a few hours afterwards.....
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Old 09-21-2002, 12:25 PM   #17
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This is my usual dream:

My body is falling and falling and falling and falling.. and then I wake up by the feeling of my body slamming down on the madras... VERY ODD!
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Old 09-21-2002, 12:46 PM   #18
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My recurring nightmares are always ones where I know (like someone else here said, sometimes in dreams you just KNOW something about the situation you're dreaming about) that I have to be somewhere in a hurry, but I can't quite get my shit together.

Either I can't find any clothes that match, or they're all too big, or too small, or ripped up -- or I can't get my makeup on or whatever -- or I have to drive somewhere and I realize I don't know how to get there -- or I have to make a deadly important phone call and my fingers fumble all the numbers.

The main thing about these dreams is this horrible, creeping sense of desperation and this mounting sense of impending doom...I feel small and useless and foolish, and I usually wake up feeling trapped and panicky and end up sitting in the dark smoking for a while and reassuring myself that everything is okay.

I hate 'em. I'd rather dream about 60 foot tall slavering rabid monsters and demons from the pits of hell any time, rather than have one of these stressful fucking dreams. I have enough stress in real life, I don't need more in my dreams.

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Old 09-21-2002, 02:39 PM   #19
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I also remember when i was a kid i use to be awake then all of the sudden everything around me looked like it was turning big and closing on me. So whats your most fucked up dream?
Big, Close but not close Been there bro, i dont know what that is but i have that when i'm real tired, everyday *sigh*
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Old 09-21-2002, 04:28 PM   #20
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I dreamt I was Monica Lewinsky giving a blowjob to Bill Clinton.
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Old 09-21-2002, 04:56 PM   #21
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It's a dream where i'm standing at the top of a pyramid dressed in sun-god like robes with thousands of naked women throwing tiny pickles at me...

Why am I the only one that has that dream?

(With apologies to Val Kilmer)


Heheheheh...
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Old 09-21-2002, 09:19 PM   #22
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The other night I dreamt I had escaped from a POW camp and was hiding in the bushes with all these guys looking for me.. I had a toy gun too and I worked out if I pointed at the guards and made a pretend gun noise it would kill them

When I was a kid I used to have this dream every night where I would get chased by this psycho with long fingernails along this huge rope bridge.. if he caught me before i got to the end we'd go to this dark arena where hed taunt me until i woke up

Sounds stupid but it was really scary

And is it just me or when you guys have dreams and your fighting.. do you punch like an unco too?

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Old 09-21-2002, 09:24 PM   #23
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have you guys had a dream where you are falling, or something is crawling up your skin and you jerk REALLY bad on your bed?

this happened to me 2 days ago, i was falling i think and i slammed on my bed - my body shook for like a second as if i had really fallen and hit the floor - scary yet cool sensation
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Old 09-21-2002, 09:51 PM   #24
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Most f**ked up dream........ thats easy !

june 11, 1968

to

june 10, 1972



It was called US AIR FORCE


F**K THEM!

Be all you can be and live

and don't come home in a box.
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Old 09-21-2002, 10:03 PM   #25
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the most messed up dreams I have I'm crying, and when I wake up I'm still crying

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Old 09-21-2002, 10:21 PM   #26
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i dreamt that i was tied up naked getting dipped in a pit of sewage like in rambo, and when i woke up i was assnaked.
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