Shut up you fucking plecostomus. You fuckers would never get a chance to ruin any job I currently hold because I would never post it here for the trolls to feed on.

Oh my.. next time don't give and take:1orglaugh

If the bad tipper thread was the answer, then the question was "How do you go from working at chops to working at wienerschnitzel in a few strokes of the keyboard?"

I've forwarded your views on America to your supervisor at your phone book delivery job.

You work at a pet store? Not many besides pet store employees or aquarium fans would even know that word. No offense meant either way, but that was a pretty good lead on either your real job or your personal habits. Either way, may be just a little too much info for a board where people seem rather interested in you and your doings.

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I doubt you could even find my supervisor there, first of all, I was a contractor so you would not find a supervisor. You might find a market manager, who would probably find whatever you had to say funny but otherwise not give a good goddamn or you might find a regional market manager who would refer you to the local market manager. You would not get to a senior market manager and even if you did they don't take calls from anyone not in their contact list. Too fucking busy dealing with bullshit for that. And lets assume that you did get to someone who cared about your 'dirt', they have all heard my political speeches before.

Not that it would matter anyway. If you have a car that runs and an auto insurance card (fake ones work too!) you're in. Trust me, there is NOTHING you could say that would fuck my arrangement with them, then or now. They hire people who get thrown in jail in a market for drunk driving and then help them get bailed out and put them back on the road. Any fuckup can deliver phone books and many do. Now granted, some make alot more at it than others, but you couldn't effect my rates, either. But like I said in the other thread, I haven't done that for years.

So... HAVE FUN and KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!

No. I had a fish tank when I was little, parents still has one. The plecostomus eats all the shit and allege out of the bottom of the tank. Much like some of the people on GFY. So very alike.

At least you're honest. Most of the people on GFY have deluded themselves into believing they make millions per year (sometimes a month) selling porn. Nice to see someone step up and admit this is a secondary job or passion that isn't the source of Ali Baba's endless riches for them.

Lol, you went into a long detailed explanation how I probably couldn't find your market manager only to say at the end you haven't done it for years. :1orglaugh

I was obviously only joking and you had to type all that.

I find it hard to believe that a guy who has to steal electricity with a extension cord has any sort of job at all.

Forgot about that. I still have nightmares about the photos. Rather ingenious. I suspect that he could have spent half the energy it took to wire up that setup and made 75k a year, based on sheer time and effort.

People like this always astound me. Sorry man, but you spent the equivalent of tens of thousands of dollars in money or time to "prove a point" and save what, 300 bucks?

I understand the "point of the matter", but come on. At some point you have to do the old gain versus cost equation.

I'm assuming he has learned a valuable lesson.

im a fuckling cunt face with rat sauce on my face, i hope the judge reads this out coxz i am a legend u know what i mean hahahaha owned u son of a bithch hahahhahaa street wise fuck face this iS LIFE U KNOW ITS TRUE SON HAHSHAHAHA WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WHERE THE BOYS ARE CUTE AND GHE GIRLS ARE PRETTY HAHHEHEHEHAHAEHAHHAHA GFY FOR LIFE MUTHA FUCKERS THIS IS LICEFE life is gtrue true is life AND THIS IS ME ME FOR LIFE GFY GFY GFY FGRY WHATS YO STATS LIE ARE THEY K[IM[P OLIKE ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU TYOU ARE GAY GAY KLKME A FLOWER LIKE A FAGGOT ON THE SEVENTH DAY HAHAHA

PPLEASE!!!!!!!!!! why was she so pretty DRINK IT DOWN U ZULU WARRIOER

U GFUCKEd now arent u cunt fafce

this place is starting to smell like 4chan...

hmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm sure that Lensman would be happy to take care of this for you.

Just leave a $10K tip for him at his table. :winkwink:

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well damn doesnt that suck..

How much for a translation of this gibberish? I am pretty sure the key to all existence is in there somewhere. . .

The mods will only take your post down if you give them a good tip :)

I feel bad for fired waiter

loooooooool

He could most probaly sell this story to a newspaper and make some good money from it, Hell the sun newspaper over here laps up storys like this, just think of all of the publicity it would get, but then again he would almost surely get his ass sued and loose the money he had made.

You called a valuable customer a "fat fuck"...you'll be wearing a chicken costume standing out in the cold!

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That s actually a good way to get someone you know fired ... they tell you about a bad tipper and you act like the him On a board.

Weiner-mania is everywhere...

http://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/b...sCosmicDog.jpg

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In an effort to settle this matter, Weiner was rumored to contact Sinatra and advise him that:

"I got your tip, right HERE!"

http://www.nypress.com/19/31/news&co...tch-grab_1.jpg

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You should not compare yourself with the working people on GFY. :2 cents:

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Dicked by a wiener

before i hire an attorney, i always do a google search and if i'm looking for an attorney to handle a multi million dollar deal, the last thing i want to see is a gfy thread with some waiter screaming that the attorney im considering hiring screwed him over.

when in the fuck has a waiter EVER REMOVED HIS OWN TIP ?

you're out entertaining 8 people, you got better things to think about then some greedy ass stupid waiter removing his own tip.

the sad part is that yeah wiener could sue him ... but for what ?
$31 ?

the lil piece of shit has nothing to lose so i guess it doesnt occur to hiim that maybe someone else will lose something over his public wiener roast.

do you understand the embarassment he's putting this attorney through

and we're only adding fuel to the fire by making all these wiener jokes that will now make him a laughingstock

before i hire an attorney, i always do a google search and if i'm looking for an attorney to handle a multi million dollar deal, the last thing i want to see is a gfy thread with some waiter screaming that the attorney im considering hiring screwed him over.

when in the fuck has a waiter EVER REMOVED HIS OWN TIP ?

you're out entertaining 8 people, you got better things to think about then some greedy ass stupid waiter removing his own tip.

the sad part is that yeah wiener could sue him ... but for what ?
$31 ?

the lil piece of shit has nothing to lose

do you understand the embarassment he's putting this attorney through

and we're only adding fuel to the fire by making all these wiener jokes that will now make him a laughingstock

sinatra started this wiener roast and he deserves to get his balls sizzled

Yeah, I do. And he deserves it.

How you treat the waiter says alot about you. USA Today says so.

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valuable to who? cheapskate prick, I can't stand people who have money but are too cheap to tip. Someone's mother didn't raise them right.

Fuck it, it's a waiter job. It can be replaced. I don't blame you for running from a lawyer, they can definitely make your life hell if they choose to do so.

I'm a firm believer that if you have a problem with your actions being put out in the light of day, you shouldn't been doing said action anyway. A little public humiliation might be just what this guy needs.

Thats true. Problem is with people like that, they are often too self-absorbed pricks to learn the lesson.