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11-09-2007, 04:29 AM
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Some Funny Riddles To Get You Through The Day >>>
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11-09-2007, 05:44 AM
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11-09-2007, 06:40 AM
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11-09-2007, 06:58 AM
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 I have one Q: How can you tell if you got a good blowjob? A: You have to pull the bed sheets out of your ass...
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11-09-2007, 07:04 AM
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11-09-2007, 07:24 AM
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11-09-2007, 07:38 AM
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11-09-2007, 08:29 AM
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