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  • Damian_Maxcash
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2002
    • 12745

    #1

    Funny news....... LOL

    Read the whole thing - its fucking funny

    One of Zimbabwe's leading junior athletes, who has won several gold medals in women's events, is really a man, police say.

    Samukeliso Sithole, 17, has been charged with impersonation.

    At her court appearance, she insisted that she was a woman, despite a doctor's report to the contrary.

    Ms Sithole said she was born with both male and female sexual organs and a traditional healer had made the penis disappear but it had since regrown.

    She told the court that the penis had returned because the healer had not been fully paid for his services.

    She said that she had already arranged to pay the healer on 3 March, the day her trial is set to start, and so she expected her penis to disappear once more, according to the state-run Herald newspaper.

    Multi-talented

    The state prosecutor said he wasn't sure whether to keep Ms Sithole in men's or women's remand cells.

    The BBC's Steve Vickers in Harare says that there has been a great deal of interest in the case with radio phone-ins full of speculation.

    One caller said that Ms Sithole had won gold medals for Zimbabwe and so should not be punished.

    The case came to light when somebody told one of Ms Sithole's friends and fellow athletes, Melita Mudondiro, that she was really a man.

    Ms Mudondiro had undressed in front of Ms Sithole in the belief that she was a woman and lodged a formal complaint to the police.

    The multi-talented athlete has competed in regional tournaments in triple jump, javelin and shot-putt, winning several gold medals.

    The National Athletics Association of Zimbabwe is yet to comment on the matter.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4249949.stm
  • sortie
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    • Mar 2007
    • 7771

    #2
    Yeah, but does she do double anal?

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    • Violetta
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      • Jul 2004
      • 28735

      #3
      lol... pics?
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      • borked
        Totally Borked
        • Feb 2005
        • 6284

        #4
        Ms Sithole hehehe

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        • SexualDragon
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          • Aug 2006
          • 3038

          #5
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          • fatfoo
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            • Mar 2003
            • 27763

            #6
            Mrs. Shithole
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986

              #7
              Lol..that was crazy

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              • calibra
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 4357

                #8
                Zimbabwe is totally fucked up

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                • KILL_FRENZY
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                  • Aug 2006
                  • 6184

                  #9
                  lol

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                  • teg0
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                    • Jan 2006
                    • 4204

                    #10
                    disney probably is racing to buy the movie rights, even though its been a done a bunch of times.

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                    • Joe BrainCash
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                      • Mar 2006
                      • 2092

                      #11
                      A little like Janet Reno...

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                      • sniperwolf
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 17743

                        #12
                        LOL!
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