Difference between guts and balls... - GoFuckYourself.com

Fucksakes · 11-03-2007, 07:50 PM

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:" You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

BoyAlley · 11-03-2007, 07:51 PM

As if 99% of the breeders on here ever get laid without paying for it, much less have to worry about getting it from 2 different women on the same night.

GrouchyAdmin · 11-03-2007, 07:54 PM

Unlike the resident BoyAlley who not only forgets the names of the bois he meets at the rave, but which ones he's already had?

pornguy · 11-03-2007, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

As if 99% of the breeders on here ever get laid without paying for it, much less have to worry about getting it from 2 different women on the same night.

I guess I am in the 1% as I get laid by the wife ever day, and when the mood strikes her, I get her and a girlfriend.

Jarmusch · 11-03-2007, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

That's too funny

11-03-2007, 07:50 PM	#1
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	Difference between guts and balls... We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:" You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

11-03-2007, 07:54 PM	#3
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Unlike the resident BoyAlley who not only forgets the names of the bois he meets at the rave, but which ones he's already had? __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

11-03-2007, 07:51 PM	#2
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	As if 99% of the breeders on here ever get laid without paying for it, much less have to worry about getting it from 2 different women on the same night.