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Lemons · 11-02-2007, 03:31 PM

Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection

BradM · 11-02-2007, 03:33 PM

Yo momma so fat she looks like eroswebmaster

Lemons · 11-02-2007, 03:34 PM

My first day on GFY and amazing how i find that funny

BT · 11-02-2007, 03:36 PM

"yo momma so hunch back she gotta wear a snorkle to do the dishes"

xNetworx · 11-02-2007, 03:37 PM

Yo mama is so fat, I told her it was chilly outside and she grabbed a spoon and ran out the door.

Yo mama is so fat, at KFC they asked her what size bucket she wanted and she said "That one on the roof".

Lemons · 11-02-2007, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Yo mama is so fat, at KFC they asked her what size bucket she wanted and she said "That one on the roof".

HAHAHAH best so far !!

Vick! · 11-02-2007, 03:48 PM

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

SexualDragon · 11-02-2007, 03:57 PM

yo mama is so poor she can't afford to pay attention

bushwacker · 11-02-2007, 03:58 PM

your moma is so black when she exercises she sweats coffee.

SexualDragon · 11-02-2007, 03:58 PM

your momma is sooo old, when the Lord said "let there be light" she flipped the switch

aico · 11-02-2007, 03:59 PM

your momma is so fat that when she bends over to tie her shoes her face burns up on re-entry

Azlord · 11-02-2007, 04:09 PM

Star Wars Reference

Yo momma so dumb she thought Jar Jar came with Pickles Pickles...

Lemons · 11-02-2007, 04:15 PM

haha good one.

11-02-2007, 03:31 PM	#1
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SexualDragon Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,038	your momma is sooo old, when the Lord said "let there be light" she flipped the switch __________________ Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston 436-127-934

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Yo momma so fat she looks like eroswebmaster

11-02-2007, 03:34 PM	#3
Lemons Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MTL Posts: 63	My first day on GFY and amazing how i find that funny

11-02-2007, 03:37 PM	#5
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Yo mama is so fat, I told her it was chilly outside and she grabbed a spoon and ran out the door. Yo mama is so fat, at KFC they asked her what size bucket she wanted and she said "That one on the roof".

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11-02-2007, 03:58 PM	#9
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11-02-2007, 03:59 PM	#11
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11-02-2007, 04:09 PM	#12
Azlord Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: City... City of Satan Posts: 2,651	Star Wars Reference Yo momma so dumb she thought Jar Jar came with Pickles Pickles...

11-02-2007, 04:15 PM	#13
Lemons Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MTL Posts: 63	haha good one.