"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are"
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?"
"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
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"Ain't life a mother fucker"Comment
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Scarface:
Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Tony Montana: You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
Godfather:
Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Don Corleone: Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding daySUCK MY BALLSComment
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Human beings are disease and we, are the cure.Comment
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Dusk till Dawn...gotta love itComment
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Nice to see your copy + paste works ... Did you just copy that list verbatim after searching google for "top movie quotes"?
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Okay, some not Googled and certainly not the best:
"Wow, I got laid a lot in this movie."
Mr. Schwarzenegger, commentary during Conan The Barbarian.
"Looooooook! There it is!"
"What, behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit..."
Magician Tim and Lancelot in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Secret agent???? On who's side?!?!!?"
Redneck sheriff in, I believe, Dr. No - referring to Mr. Bond after he jumped a motor boat over a police cruiser... I could be way off on most of that, it's early here
"Nice beaver."
"Thanks, I stuffed it myself."
Lt. Frank Drebin to Jane as she's climbing up a ladder in front of him in Naked Gun. (She then hands him a stuffed beaver)
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Uh, it wasn't a competition, I was telling you the best one.. sheeshComment
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I could just list most of Clerks.Comment
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"All right. Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers. All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!"Comment
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The good the bad and the ugly:
"when you going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk"Comment
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Woohoo! i gotta machinegun! (you know who)
Yippeekayee Motherfucker! (you know who)
Today is a good day to die. Flatliners.
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!Danny B
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"I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "
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Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: 'The leads are weak.' Fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years.
Moss: What's your name?
Blake: FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!Comment
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"Now pretty please with sugar on top clean the fucking car."Comment
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Heard this one last night from the new movie American Gangster
" The loudest man in the room is the weakest man in the room "
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Jack, I?ve been in prison for three years; My dick gets hard if the wind blows.
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"It puts the lotion on its skin....... or else it gets the hose again!"бабки, шлюхи, силаComment
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"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...... and the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle point five O' written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off." - Bullet Tooth Tonyбабки, шлюхи, силаComment
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Moss: What's your name?
Blake: FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! (to Levene) And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. (at a near whisper) And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. (to everyone again) Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
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Milton: There's this beautiful girl just fucked me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just fucked her. Little ol' me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"Webmasterchecks Affiliate Payments - fully compatible with nats/mpa3Comment
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John Milton: You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?Webmasterchecks Affiliate Payments - fully compatible with nats/mpa3Comment
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John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!Webmasterchecks Affiliate Payments - fully compatible with nats/mpa3Comment
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ohhhhhhhhhh I've always liked
First you get the sugar.. then you get the power.. then you get the WOMENNNNN!!!!Comment
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Raul's Wild Kingdom : "Badgers? Badgers?!? BADGERS?!? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!!"Comment
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I am Jack's raging bile duct.Comment
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"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
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Groucho Marx has many of my fave movie quotes ever...
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Wanda: I hate people. Do you hate people?
Henry: I don't hate people. I just seem to feel better when they're not around.
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"like my moma told me...Tears in a bucket, motherfuck it!"Comment
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Sidewinder Boss: Hey. Hey. How many times do I have to tell you? No shirt, no service. Get the hell out of my store. What do you think this is, Club Med?
Doug: It's called America, dude. Learn the rules.
Sidewinder Boss: "Learn the rules?" No, YOU learn the rules. We Greeks invented democracy.
Doug: You also invented homos.
Sidewinder Boss: Fuck you.
Doug: You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first.
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You think I'm fucking with you?
I am not fucking with you...I'm here from downtown, I'm here from Mitch and Murray and I'M HERE ON A MISSION...of mercy.
Your names Levine?
You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?
We where playing this in the office today
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"he must of thought it was white boy day. it aint white boy day, is it?"
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