What a Great Collection of RACIST JOKES! - GoFuckYourself.com

minusonebit · 11-01-2007, 09:29 PM

Damn, this site has some great racist jokes, for those who like such things... http://www.tightrope.cc/jokes4.htm

A young hahahahahaha walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The hahahahahaha said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

A man goes into a shop and sees 3 jars on a table. The first jar says "Caucasian Brains, $5.00 a pint". The second says "Asian Brains, $10.00 a pint", and the third says " hahahahahaha Brains, $100.00 a pint."
"Hey, why are these hahahahahaha brains $100 bucks a pint?" asked the man.
The shop owner replied, "You know how many hahahahahahas you have to kill to get a whole pint of brains?"

TampaToker · 11-01-2007, 09:31 PM

Don't you have a klan meeting tonight?

papill0n · 11-01-2007, 09:33 PM

Racist jokes are for fucking racists.

I will pass.

ridikuloz · 11-01-2007, 09:37 PM

hahhahahahahaha to you.

Spunky · 11-01-2007, 09:37 PM

I like ethnic food

D · 11-01-2007, 09:39 PM

minusonebit · 11-01-2007, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I like ethnic food

EonBlue · 11-01-2007, 09:50 PM

?[a] racist is one who is both privileged and socialized on the basis of race by a white supremacist (racist) system. The term applies to all white people (i.e., people of European descent) living in the United States, regardless of class, gender, religion, culture or sexuality.?

And that's not a joke according to the University of Delaware!

http://thefire.org/index.php/article/8555.html

minusonebit · 11-01-2007, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EonBlue

“[a] racist is one who is both privileged and socialized on the basis of race by a white supremacist (racist) system. The term applies to all white people (i.e., people of European descent) living in the United States, regardless of class, gender, religion, culture or sexuality.”

And that's not a joke according to the University of Delaware!

http://thefire.org/index.php/article/8555.html

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Thats nice. I have always liked how racism only exists when a WHITE person is discriminating against someone else. Truth be told, the entire notion of "racism" is the product of a small mind. No intelligent person dislikes people solely based on the color of their skin. But thinking people do make observations about groups of people, the traits they exhibit and orientate their lives accordingly. For instance, some bright guy in history determined that drunks have alot of car wrecks. So most intelligent trucking company owners tend to try and screen them out through the hiring process. No one cries about that, do they?

And for the record, I don't hate all black people. Just like I don't hate all Republicans or Mexicans. I have found a handful of black people I like and a handful of Republicans that I like - haven't found any Mexicans that I like yet, maybe because I cant understand them when they talk and I try to stay the fuck away from them whenever possible. But most of the members of the aforementioned groups are ignorant fucks that should be ground up for hamburger and feed to this nation's livestock. Hell, science has already proven that Republicans and blacks are - as a whole - less intelligent than whites. No one has studied the Mexicans yet, but I am sure the same conclusion will be reached.

Apparently, people in Delaware aren't too smart, either. Well, we can lump them in with Texas then.

Drake · 11-01-2007, 10:12 PM

Are you dog the bounty hunter?

The Judge · 11-01-2007, 10:16 PM

we are not amused

fatfoo · 11-01-2007, 10:20 PM

heheheeeee

porsche · 11-01-2007, 10:38 PM

bahahahahaha

Scott McD · 11-01-2007, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I like ethnic food

EonBlue · 11-01-2007, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

Hell, science has already proven that Republicans and blacks are - as a whole - less intelligent than whites. No one has studied the Mexicans yet, but I am sure the same conclusion will be reached.

Holy generalizations Batman!

I'll take your comments as a sarcasm otherwise your credibility is nil.

You do realize that the people instituting the "all white people are racist" policies at the University of Delaware are multicult, moonbat Democrats right? So does that make them more or less intelligent than Republicans?

woj · 11-01-2007, 11:23 PM

calibra · 11-02-2007, 01:16 AM

The jokes are racist but the second one is funny!

Antonio · 11-02-2007, 01:23 AM

you fuckers need to lighten up, you can post as many white jokes as you like, I 'll still laugh

minusonebit · 11-02-2007, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EonBlue

Holy generalizations Batman!

I'll take your comments as a sarcasm otherwise your credibility is nil.

You do realize that the people instituting the "all white people are racist" policies at the University of Delaware are multicult, moonbat Democrats right? So does that make them more or less intelligent than Republicans?

No, I wasn't being sarcastic at all. Because there are more than just Democrats and Republicans. The people putting that bullshit in place are not even true Democrats, they are more like far left liberals who have hijacked the Democratic party for their own agenda the same as the religious crazies have hijacked the Republican party.

sniperwolf · 11-02-2007, 08:50 AM

hehehe

Drake · 11-02-2007, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EonBlue

“[a] racist is one who is both privileged and socialized on the basis of race by a white supremacist (racist) system. The term applies to all white people (i.e., people of European descent) living in the United States, regardless of class, gender, religion, culture or sexuality.”

And that's not a joke according to the University of Delaware!

http://thefire.org/index.php/article/8555.html

That's so pathetic. I'm glad it's being rectified:

Quote:

Victory at University of Delaware
University Dumps Thought Reform Program
November 1, 2007

Late Thursday, University of Delaware President Patrick Harker released on the school’s website a Message to the University of Delaware Community terminating the university’s ideological reeducation program, which FIRE condemned as an exercise in thought reform. He stated, “I have directed that the program be stopped immediately. No further activities under the current framework will be conducted.” Harker also called for a “full and broad-based review” of the program’s practices and purposes. While concerns remain about the University of Delaware’s commitment to free expression, FIRE commends President Harker for his decision to immediately terminate the Orwellian residence life education program. FIRE will have more on this development tomorrow. President Harker’s message is reproduced in full below.
A Message to the University of Delaware Community

Nov. 1, 2007

The University of Delaware strives for an environment in which all people feel welcome to learn, and which supports intellectual curiosity, critical thinking, free inquiry and respect for the views and values of an increasingly diverse population. The University is committed to the education of students as citizens, scholars and professionals and their preparation to contribute creatively and with integrity to a global society. The purpose of the residence life educational program is to support these commitments.

While I believe that recent press accounts misrepresent the purpose of the residential life program at the University of Delaware, there are questions about its practices that must be addressed and there are reasons for concern that the actual purpose is not being fulfilled. It is not feasible to evaluate these issues without a full and broad-based review.

Upon the recommendation of Vice President for Student Life Michael Gilbert and Director of Residence Life Kathleen Kerr, I have directed that the program be stopped immediately. No further activities under the current framework will be conducted.

Vice President Gilbert will work with the University Faculty Senate and others to determine the proper means by which residence life programs may support the intellectual, cultural and ethical development of our students.

Patrick Harker
President

That was just the tip of the iceburg. The people responsible for that program should be fired.

See this video for all the other bogus things that were demanded:
http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/0...o-fire-on-cnn/

EonBlue · 11-02-2007, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

No, I wasn't being sarcastic at all. Because there are more than just Democrats and Republicans. The people putting that bullshit in place are not even true Democrats, they are more like far left liberals who have hijacked the Democratic party for their own agenda the same as the religious crazies have hijacked the Republican party.

Yep, the Democrats have been hijacked by the extreme left and they are far more dangerous than anybody else. You guys need more than two parties down there.

EonBlue · 11-02-2007, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33

That's so pathetic. I'm glad it's being rectified:

That was just the tip of the iceburg. The people responsible for that program should be fired.

See this video for all the other bogus things that were demanded:
http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/0...o-fire-on-cnn/

Yes, that is just the tip of the iceburg so firing a few of the lunatics won't accomplish much. The entire education system has been hijacked by people with the same mindset.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-02-2007, 09:17 AM

dumb thread

....boring

GFY

pornguy · 11-02-2007, 09:21 AM

They are JOKES people. Get the fuck over it.

Over all numbers, there are more white people on welfare than blacks.

Not talking % here. Just flat out numbers.

Mister E · 11-02-2007, 09:27 AM

Dyslexics Untie

_Richard_ · 11-02-2007, 09:43 AM

once i was with a coworker, i was telling white jokes, he was telling asian jokes, and this Native interrupts with a native joke

the joke was funnier than the situation

it brought us together!

sumphatpimp · 11-02-2007, 10:51 AM

are you (minus one life) in any way related to one Dawg Chapman.
it would explain a lot.
they say certain traits run in families.
or bloodlines as it my be.

minusonebit · 11-02-2007, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

They are JOKES people. Get the fuck over it.

Over all numbers, there are more white people on welfare than blacks.

Not talking % here. Just flat out numbers.

Well duh. There are 10 times as many whites. So what the fuck is your point?

Phil · 11-02-2007, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver

dumb thread

....boring

GFY

common, i know you want to say more.

bobby666 · 11-02-2007, 12:46 PM

racism is a joke

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