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Here's my mouth - I'm putting money in it...
All right - I keep telling everyone I can take a member's area and increase retention by at least 5%. I've been hired to do a bunch of them lately and the results have been fine. But there's still plenty of skeptics so...
Let's do an experiment - FIRST person to hit me up here, I'll look at your mem area and outline changes for free via email. If you're willing to execute the changes we can monitor the increase for 30 days and then we'll come back here and you can tell everyone whether I made you more money or if I was full of shit. Anyone wanna take me up on the offer or shall I go put my thumb back up my butt and watch some TV? =]
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I don't have a members area
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my member already has an area.
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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BUt the question is can I increase you member by 5% or more? ::looks for Van WIlder suction/bong::
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Now how in the world did THIS discussion manage to get silly? lol. I think I must consult the web gods and find out why they smoke crack on Thursdays...
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Jesus loves bacon
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so, Mark, you up for a reunion man? this time doing songs both of us know? maybe Vegas in January?
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Mark sent you an email sounds like a plan
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I'm on the job dude....
Re: music reunion... good idea to pick songs we know this time for sure!
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we do seem to have quite a few musicians in this business.....could be interesting....
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how can you guys at lumyr (nice domain name by the way) hahah call yourself experts in webdesign, that flash was painful
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All i have to say about mark is i hired him 3 months ago and i could not be happier with him. he is a man of his word and knows his shit when it comes to getting convertions and getting retention up. My investement with mark has come back to me many times over already ...
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Hey thanks G. =]
Tell us how you really feel, pipe. =] I have no response to that other than I wouldn't GUARANTEE my work if it sucked. Name one other designer who guarantees their shit?
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