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halfpint

11-01-2007 08:14 PM

I only over use toilet paper when I have had a wank..got to clean the mess up properly before my misses finds it

Jarmusch

11-01-2007 08:15 PM

This is the sort of stuff goatse doesn't have to worry about.

He probably hasn't bought toilet paper in years.

Pipecrew

11-01-2007 08:53 PM

I am always amazed at people that go to the bathroom and it takes like 45 minutes to an hour to finish their business. I am a complete speed shitter, in and out in 30 seconds. Over usage of toilet paper? not an issue either.

However my downfalls include, always needing to shit before swimming, entering librarys/bookstores or strip clubs (not matter how dirty or nasty, i have shat there)

Spunky

11-01-2007 08:57 PM

I never figured that out either..does their crap inch out a millimeter at a time? I'm out as fast as I can crap it out..who wants to wallow in their own stink..

SilentKnight

11-01-2007 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vidvicious (Post 13317025)

Sheryl Crow takes a swipe at toilet paper use .. as reported by the CBC (canadian broadcasting corporation)

In an effort to help save the environment, U.S. singer Sheryl Crow is calling on everyone to limit the amount of toilet paper used "in any one sitting" to one square.

Crow made the suggestion in her blog chronicling her recent tour of the United States on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.

I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating," she writes.

Its good to see our national taxpayer-funded CBC reporting on the vital issues of the day to the Canadian public. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Persius

11-01-2007 09:32 PM

Use wet wipes

Axzar

11-02-2007 12:02 AM

You are lucky you do not own a large Filipino outsourcing company.

You would supply it free at first until you learn that it is actually much cheaper to hire a "toilet paper security guard", aka Mr. Charminreyes, to "issue and log" toilet paper on an as needed basis.

Vitasoy

11-02-2007 01:49 AM

I use way to much.. now that I read it I'll try the per square wipe method.

aico	11-02-2007 01:52 AM

I use TP to get the big stuff, then use the moist wipes to finish the job up.

vidvicious

11-02-2007 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 13319644)

Way too much info .. LOL

I can't leave my house in the morning without takin my morning dumb.. LOL .. It's happened maybe a dozen times that I didn't take a dump before leaving for work .. The odd thing is .. I never need to dump first thing in the morning on weekends or holidays ... Funny how that works

vidvicious

11-02-2007 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 13319644)

Way too much info .. LOL

I can't leave my house in the morning without takin my morning dumb.. LOL .. It's happened maybe a dozen times that I didn't take a dump before leaving for work, and my day was ruined .. The odd thing is .. I never need to dump first thing in the morning on weekends or holidays ... Funny how that works

SexualDragon

11-02-2007 11:50 AM

I use more or less depending on the dampness of the poop

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