First, let me start by saying that I'm usually a passive person. When a licensed software doesn't offer 24/7 support. I don't get angry, I just chill and deal with it. (my business partner is much more aggressive, but I digress)
(This is long, but should be as amusing to you as it was to me, AFTER it happened.)
So being the family man that I am, my wife and I took the kids out trick-or-treating. I was dressed in my traditional "Jesus" costume, and the wife was a class mate of Harry Potter. The kids were both a king and queen.
We live on a street with a school on one end and a Macy's on the other so we have no thru-traffic. It was pretty quiet tonight we rarely get more than 30 kids on Halloween. We were across the street and just one house over when I heard "pack, pack, pack" I turned around and saw three kids (15 year old-ish running at full speed on my side of the street. I told my wife and kids to stay put and I ran back across the street.
I noticed my house looked normal, and now my neighbor was coming out to ask me what happened.
Now... I'm THOROUGHLY convinced my neighbor is in some kind of shady/mafia-like organization. He says he's Armenian, and sells hard wood flooring, but he drives around in an escalade, and always wears tank-tops. (just like Tony Soprano, and oddly enough my neighbors name is also Tony).
So I said "Tony what happened?" HE says he doesn't know but that something hit his house. We looked and saw eggs all over his front windows and house. He says "FUCKING KIDS! I'm GONNA GET 'EM" and runs into his house to get his keys. By now I was heading back to my family and Tony guns it out of his driveway.
I said, "Tony do you want me to go to ID them for you?" He said "yeah sure."
So I hop in and now were going down my street towards Macy's and make a right. We go up the next street and sure a shit these long haired punks are walking among other people. I said "THAT'S THEM!"
Tony hits the breaks flings the door open gets out in their face and asks them what was up. They played stupid at first. Until I got out and said "I saw you"
BAM like a lightning bolt 2 of them took off. Gone. Tony takes chase. I couldn't believe what was going down. Remember, I don't do these things.
Tony is in a foot chase and I look back to where they were standing and one is just froze. He's just standing there. So Tony stops and comes back to this guy. He panics and now he runs in the opposite direction. They're all wearing black and that street has like 2 lights. SO once he takes off he's gone. Tony is chasing that guy and for some reason.. I don't know why. I took off after them too. Tony and I are running at full speed down the middle of ths treet and I realize, Oh shit... his escalade, is running and the door is open.
I break off and double back to secure the car. Within a minute Tony comes jogging back and says he "got away" but I can see him down the end of the street crossing over into the Macy's parking lot. That building sits alone and so there is no where for him to hide.
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So we get back int he Escalade and go to the Macy's where we circle the building and the kid is nowhere, so we came out onto Laurel Canyon Blvd, (which is a major street, with commercial buildings everywhere) and this dipshit is now on a skateboard just cruising along. He's about two street north of where we live and now closing in on Victory Blvd, (another major street). Tony races in front of him and the kid turns around, and heads back South towards our houses.
Tony whips the Escalade into a parking lot and down an alley with great precision, and we see the kid pass in front of us. Here we are two full grown men chasing a 90 pound punk, and I'm dressed like Jesus.
The kid is running parallel to Victory Blvd, and then makes a left heading back up towards Victory. We turn left and he's right there. No place to run, and there are now kids and people everywhere as we have no crossed back into the neighborhood.
The kid bolts into a driveway and is attempting to cut thru the yard. As it turns out that one house has a gate and the kid runs right into it. Tony has now stopped and jumped out of the car and is right on top of this kid.
"You're gonna clean my house." he yells.
"With what?" the kid asks. He's clearly afraid of this 240 pound armenian standing over him.
"With your fucking tongue, I don't give a shit!" Tony says.
Tony tells me to drive the car back to the house. So I get in and drive back, within a few minutes Tony shows up with a fucking death-grip on this kid and makes this punk clean the house with his own shirt.
The kid was definitely afraid, and so I whipped out my D-80 and snapped a few pics. I'll post them later. Tony said. "Let me see your ID" The kid says "why are you taking pictures of me?"
Tony says, "Would you rather I call the cops?"
The kid shut up. And handed out his ID, I got pics of that as well.
After about 30 minutes of scrubbing eggs with his own shirt, he was done and asked if he could just go home. Tony said yes, and the kid just walked away.
And that was just the first half of the night.
We ended up at a stunt show in a park in Valley Village before the night was over.
All in all I'd say this was one of the most exciting Halloweens I've had.
(This is long, but should be as amusing to you as it was to me, AFTER it happened.)
So being the family man that I am, my wife and I took the kids out trick-or-treating. I was dressed in my traditional "Jesus" costume, and the wife was a class mate of Harry Potter. The kids were both a king and queen.
We live on a street with a school on one end and a Macy's on the other so we have no thru-traffic. It was pretty quiet tonight we rarely get more than 30 kids on Halloween. We were across the street and just one house over when I heard "pack, pack, pack" I turned around and saw three kids (15 year old-ish running at full speed on my side of the street. I told my wife and kids to stay put and I ran back across the street.
I noticed my house looked normal, and now my neighbor was coming out to ask me what happened.
Now... I'm THOROUGHLY convinced my neighbor is in some kind of shady/mafia-like organization. He says he's Armenian, and sells hard wood flooring, but he drives around in an escalade, and always wears tank-tops. (just like Tony Soprano, and oddly enough my neighbors name is also Tony).
So I said "Tony what happened?" HE says he doesn't know but that something hit his house. We looked and saw eggs all over his front windows and house. He says "FUCKING KIDS! I'm GONNA GET 'EM" and runs into his house to get his keys. By now I was heading back to my family and Tony guns it out of his driveway.
I said, "Tony do you want me to go to ID them for you?" He said "yeah sure."
So I hop in and now were going down my street towards Macy's and make a right. We go up the next street and sure a shit these long haired punks are walking among other people. I said "THAT'S THEM!"
Tony hits the breaks flings the door open gets out in their face and asks them what was up. They played stupid at first. Until I got out and said "I saw you"
BAM like a lightning bolt 2 of them took off. Gone. Tony takes chase. I couldn't believe what was going down. Remember, I don't do these things.
Tony is in a foot chase and I look back to where they were standing and one is just froze. He's just standing there. So Tony stops and comes back to this guy. He panics and now he runs in the opposite direction. They're all wearing black and that street has like 2 lights. SO once he takes off he's gone. Tony is chasing that guy and for some reason.. I don't know why. I took off after them too. Tony and I are running at full speed down the middle of ths treet and I realize, Oh shit... his escalade, is running and the door is open.
I break off and double back to secure the car. Within a minute Tony comes jogging back and says he "got away" but I can see him down the end of the street crossing over into the Macy's parking lot. That building sits alone and so there is no where for him to hide.
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So we get back int he Escalade and go to the Macy's where we circle the building and the kid is nowhere, so we came out onto Laurel Canyon Blvd, (which is a major street, with commercial buildings everywhere) and this dipshit is now on a skateboard just cruising along. He's about two street north of where we live and now closing in on Victory Blvd, (another major street). Tony races in front of him and the kid turns around, and heads back South towards our houses.
Tony whips the Escalade into a parking lot and down an alley with great precision, and we see the kid pass in front of us. Here we are two full grown men chasing a 90 pound punk, and I'm dressed like Jesus.
The kid is running parallel to Victory Blvd, and then makes a left heading back up towards Victory. We turn left and he's right there. No place to run, and there are now kids and people everywhere as we have no crossed back into the neighborhood.
The kid bolts into a driveway and is attempting to cut thru the yard. As it turns out that one house has a gate and the kid runs right into it. Tony has now stopped and jumped out of the car and is right on top of this kid.
"You're gonna clean my house." he yells.
"With what?" the kid asks. He's clearly afraid of this 240 pound armenian standing over him.
"With your fucking tongue, I don't give a shit!" Tony says.
Tony tells me to drive the car back to the house. So I get in and drive back, within a few minutes Tony shows up with a fucking death-grip on this kid and makes this punk clean the house with his own shirt.
The kid was definitely afraid, and so I whipped out my D-80 and snapped a few pics. I'll post them later. Tony said. "Let me see your ID" The kid says "why are you taking pictures of me?"
Tony says, "Would you rather I call the cops?"
The kid shut up. And handed out his ID, I got pics of that as well.
After about 30 minutes of scrubbing eggs with his own shirt, he was done and asked if he could just go home. Tony said yes, and the kid just walked away.
And that was just the first half of the night.
We ended up at a stunt show in a park in Valley Village before the night was over.
All in all I'd say this was one of the most exciting Halloweens I've had.
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