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marcjacob · 10-27-2007, 06:03 PM

This wont work if you want a quick fuck, but if you know a girl that you want to get to know, and get a fuck from (maybe a relationship with), this works

When you first meet them, pretend to be gay.

Im serious.

I am truly gay, and it does three things.

1. Girls dont feel threatened when you meet them, they dont think your just after a fuck so they open up to you and you have a great laugh.

2. Believe me, they will undress in front of you as they dont think that you are looking at them like that.

3. They want to be the one girl that can convert you.

So, tell them your gay, have a load of fun, they slowly let them persuade you that actually you want her, she will be well pleased and you will get her into the sack.

You would be amazed how many of my girly friends try to convert me. Its sad but it can work for straight men if you have the balls to pull it off.

One of my straight mates tried this and it works, if you have the balls to do it!

DamageX · 10-27-2007, 06:11 PM

I don't think my wife would approve of that...

marcjacob · 10-27-2007, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

I don't think my wife would approve of that...

WHY TELL HER??

Spunky · 10-27-2007, 06:21 PM

Your gay thinking that will work

DirtyProfits · 10-27-2007, 06:28 PM

Yeah and then she puts on her strap-ons and fucks me in the ass. No thanks.

wtfent · 10-27-2007, 06:29 PM

I love it, a gay man telling us how to fuck chicks.

Iron Fist · 10-27-2007, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyProfits

Yeah and then she puts on her strap-ons and fucks me in the ass. No thanks.

HAHAHA... exactly.

marcjacob · 10-27-2007, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

I love it, a gay man telling us how to fuck chicks.

See teh siggy bitch, thats all i care about

BlueDesignStudios · 10-27-2007, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

I don't think my wife would approve of that...

your wife doesn't know you're gay?

tony286 · 10-27-2007, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyProfits

Yeah and then she puts on her strap-ons and fucks me in the ass. No thanks.

yep and ouch. lol

SuckOnThis · 10-27-2007, 07:55 PM

Here are the 3 secrets to success in life:

1. Don't take financial advice from someone who is broke

2. Don't take relationship advice from someone who's been divorced more than once.

3. Don't take advice from gay people on how to fuck people of the opposite sex

DamageX · 10-27-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueDesignStudios

your wife doesn't know you're gay?

I was tempted to come back with a poisonous reply. I'll pass though, I seriously don't understand how you could've come up with that reply just from reading my post.

Oh well, it is GFY after all.

BannerAnt · 10-27-2007, 08:01 PM

I don't think you do any "pretending"

SilentKnight · 10-27-2007, 10:45 PM

I'd stick with the tried-'n-true classic opener:

"If I follow you home...can I sleep in your bathtub?"

L-Pink · 10-27-2007, 10:47 PM

Most women have NO desire to suck a cock that has been up some guys shitter.

[ScreaM] · 10-27-2007, 11:12 PM

Hmm, I think it's worth a try.

starpimps · 10-27-2007, 11:26 PM

just watched i pronounce you chuck and larry

After Shock Media · 10-27-2007, 11:32 PM

Um see your criticle mistake is you left out murphy's law.

Faghags never keep one homo, they have 2 or more. Alas at some point murphy will kick in and she will have you meet her "friend" cause she wants to be the good little faghag who is cool like that.

You loose, now your on a real gay date.

Adultnet · 10-27-2007, 11:37 PM

Im sure the girls will make some good fun out of this

PornMogul · 04-20-2008, 04:39 AM

I think hes right on. I don't think that would work for a quick fuck but I could see it working when they try to convert you.

Ethersync · 04-20-2008, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

I love it, a gay man telling us how to fuck chicks.

10-27-2007, 06:03 PM	#1
marcjacob Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: England Posts: 1,063	Heres an easy way to get the girl... This wont work if you want a quick fuck, but if you know a girl that you want to get to know, and get a fuck from (maybe a relationship with), this works When you first meet them, pretend to be gay. Im serious. I am truly gay, and it does three things. 1. Girls dont feel threatened when you meet them, they dont think your just after a fuck so they open up to you and you have a great laugh. 2. Believe me, they will undress in front of you as they dont think that you are looking at them like that. 3. They want to be the one girl that can convert you. So, tell them your gay, have a load of fun, they slowly let them persuade you that actually you want her, she will be well pleased and you will get her into the sack. You would be amazed how many of my girly friends try to convert me. Its sad but it can work for straight men if you have the balls to pull it off. One of my straight mates tried this and it works, if you have the balls to do it! __________________ Free Site Express GFY Launch Offer Gay Demo Video - Straight Demo Video Icq: 191127710 Email: [email protected] Last edited by marcjacob; 10-27-2007 at 06:05 PM.. Reason: forgot to write something

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PornMogul Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Location: LA Posts: 1,495	I think hes right on. I don't think that would work for a quick fuck but I could see it working when they try to convert you.