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Drake 10-27-2007 11:37 PM

"While it'll suck to be a goblin, the elites sound like they'll have a pretty good time: women will all have "glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts," and men will stand 7 feet tall and have larger penises. Sounds like the porn channels you get on cable.Unfortunately, however, 100,000 years in the future is too late for either Mr. Curry or me."
- http://www.progressivebloggers.ca/bl...er%20Curry

lol


Here's an interesting critique about Curry's essay from 2006:
http://www.badscience.net/?p=316

An even better critique:
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2...r_nonsense.php


I thought this story was new but apparently it's been around since 2006. These are just a couple of links straight off googling Curry's name. Rubbish.

TTiger 10-28-2007 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BannerAnt (Post 13296092)
Human race will 'split into two different species'
By NIALL FIRTH

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

Rest Of The Article...


http://www.cs.unc.edu/~rgayle/Comp38...es/gattaca.jpg

SomeCreep 10-28-2007 02:05 AM

http://www.impawards.com/2002/poster...ine_verdvd.jpg
http://www.profitclinic.com/aweber/morlocks-02.jpg

GreyWolf 10-28-2007 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13297194)
sure ...

Pricks .... and ... Assholes.

Precisely :1orglaugh:thumbsup

It covers it all - including the dumb and the dumber....

After Shock Media 10-28-2007 02:48 AM

Now gatica is more profound and possible. Not to mention a whole fucking lot sooner than latter. We are litterally just a few steps of privacy away from it. Currently people will trade std tests, you can do at home drug tests, send of dna samples for other studies like parental etc. Just would really take one lab with some serious guts to offer some deeper dna testing.

Oh and there are now sperm banks that pre screen in certain ways for looks, race, education level and IQ of parents, athletic builds, etc. Perfectly legal so far, and they claim its not for superior breeding stock lol.

calibra 10-28-2007 03:24 AM

BTW, does anybody else find this article racist? :)

After Shock Media 10-28-2007 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calibra (Post 13298371)
BTW, does anybody else find this article racist? :)

How so, didnt the original Star Trek explain all future human races?

buzzy 10-28-2007 03:31 AM

The guy who came up with this theory is on crack, just trying to get attention.

SPACE GLIDER 10-28-2007 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13296489)
Senators will have to stop having sex in public bathrooms with bums for this to happen; therefore this theory is bullshit!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SPACE GLIDER 10-28-2007 03:48 AM

The way he described how good men will look ... seems more like he was describing his fantasies and not hard science at all

After Shock Media 10-28-2007 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPACE GLIDER (Post 13298423)
The way he described how good men will look ... seems more like he was describing his fantasies and not hard science at all

Oh trust me it was HARD science.

SPACE GLIDER 10-28-2007 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calibra (Post 13298371)
BTW, does anybody else find this article racist? :)

Not really. The article even points out that he thought everyone would evolve into one coffee color. Its more about class than race in his estimate, silly as it is.

themonk 10-28-2007 04:31 AM

underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures
who watch porn all the day
and the upperclass who sell porn :)

Redrob 10-28-2007 04:41 AM

Perhaps, the two species with be:

Fundamentalist and Infidels.......

oops...already happened....my bad.

SPACE GLIDER 10-31-2007 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob (Post 13298512)
Perhaps, the two species with be:

Fundamentalist and Infidels.......

oops...already happened....my bad.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SPACE GLIDER 10-31-2007 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themonk (Post 13298503)
underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures
who watch porn all the day
and the upperclass who sell porn :)

What if you watch AND sell? Would that make you the "missing link" ?

Hell House Vic 10-31-2007 11:23 AM

it's funny!

but if it's trying to be serious, one would have to wonder what would be so special about the human animal that something would happen to it evolutionary-wise that NEVER happened in millions of years to any of it's fellow animals. i.e. that male and female genders develop separate species.

but it IS funny - and would make a great B-movie for MST3000. kinda like Morlocks and stuff.

ADL Colin 10-31-2007 11:26 AM

nmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

frostyimpressions 10-31-2007 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0 (Post 13297819)
This theory doesn't work anymore... ugly guys with money still breed

Good point.:thumbsup

alby_persignup 10-31-2007 02:12 PM

.......................lol:1orglaugh

Loki 10-31-2007 03:23 PM

Oh FUCK! I feel sorry for my kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, children who will have to live in a world like that... wait, 1,000 years from now? should we really give a flying fuck??

what's the worst thing? "You know your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great Grandfather KNEW this was going to happen but he did nothing to stop it.

-Loki-

V_RocKs 10-31-2007 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13296425)
Current day Mexico?

So I am not alone!

DWB 10-31-2007 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13296477)
We'll be something else....

Enter the transsexual. :thumbsup

They are in the rough stages now but give them a 100k years and see what's up. Life will find a way.

SPACE GLIDER 11-06-2007 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kick Ass Vic (Post 13312419)
it's funny!

but if it's trying to be serious, one would have to wonder what would be so special about the human animal that something would happen to it evolutionary-wise that NEVER happened in millions of years to any of it's fellow animals. i.e. that male and female genders develop separate species.

but it IS funny - and would make a great B-movie for MST3000. kinda like Morlocks and stuff.

I think he stole his entire theory from the Morlocks of "The Time Machine".

Fap 11-06-2007 08:41 AM

im guessing this is a joke

SPACE GLIDER 11-08-2007 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis (Post 13338362)
im guessing this is a joke

I thought it was, but he's serious. It just seems like a joke to anyone who is, you know, awake.

bhutocracy 11-08-2007 12:21 AM

http://beingz.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/idiocracy.jpg

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 11-08-2007 01:55 AM

100,000 years into the future ???

I won't say anything !

.

Lemons 11-08-2007 02:07 AM

Thank god im having an arranged marriage

SPACE GLIDER 11-10-2007 02:44 PM

Oh do I love that!


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