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Compdoctor · 10-26-2007, 07:45 AM

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''

calibra · 10-26-2007, 07:58 AM

Good one!

Farang · 10-26-2007, 08:05 AM

heheh

florin · 10-26-2007, 08:09 AM

TG Rebecca · 10-26-2007, 08:14 AM

haha!!! poor lady.

martinsc · 10-26-2007, 08:18 AM

Vick! · 10-26-2007, 10:08 AM

go bitch go .. get another hunk.

SexualDragon · 10-26-2007, 10:13 AM

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Violetta · 10-26-2007, 11:44 AM

hahahahaha...

carol.prime · 10-26-2007, 12:32 PM

lol! because she's still hot. she deserves a man like that.

VeriSexy · 10-26-2007, 08:33 PM

tony286 · 10-26-2007, 08:34 PM

very very funny.

Spunky · 10-26-2007, 08:36 PM

Heh heh..that made me chuckle

Vitasoy · 10-27-2007, 02:51 AM

heh good one that gave me a chuckle

deziner · 10-27-2007, 02:59 AM

hahahaahahahah! :D

gecko · 10-27-2007, 03:20 AM

lol..... nice one

10-26-2007, 07:45 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Friday's Joke An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.'' * POOF * Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. ''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.'' * POOF * She turns into a beautiful young woman. ''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks. * POOF * There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.'' __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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