I got this in an email from my 11yr old niece. Scary. - GoFuckYourself.com

shannmarie · 10-26-2007, 04:25 PM

Ten Reasons "Trick or Treat" is better than sex

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9months.
4. If you wear your batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. If doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!!!

BradM · 10-26-2007, 04:29 PM

I am so sorry to hear someone in your family is normal.

Hate to say it but my cousin-in-laws are about as innocent and the same age.

Arkantiger · 10-26-2007, 04:35 PM

kids these days are growing up to quick and learning all this type of shit to quick pretty sad..

shannmarie · 10-26-2007, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I am so sorry to hear someone in your family is normal.

Hate to say it but my cousin-in-laws are about as innocent and the same age.

Well, I'm only 15 years her senior, but when you've changed her diapers, an email of that nature was awkward. I couldn't even bring myself to reply with a "LOL". There are many subjects she's far more interested in other than "career" -- so I'm glad she's never asked me what I do.

CurrentlySober · 10-26-2007, 05:42 PM

I blame teh interwebz

V_RocKs · 10-26-2007, 06:27 PM

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10-26-2007, 04:25 PM	#1
shannmarie Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: City of Angels Posts: 120	I got this in an email from my 11yr old niece. Scary. Ten Reasons "Trick or Treat" is better than sex 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9months. 4. If you wear your batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. If doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning. 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!!! __________________ I <3 ADULTSPACE

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10-26-2007, 04:29 PM	#2
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10-26-2007, 06:27 PM	#6
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