Hey Jon, I really have no idea why do you do this to yourself, every golf tourney, you raise your hopes, you think you can win, and you dream of the day, then, the actual day comes and as usual you lose to me. STOP talking shit, accept it, just come to the tourney, enjoy yourself, and wish for second place. :1orglaugh BTW tell your playing partner he is still on my SHIT LIST.

Thanks Scooter. BTW Hugo sucks ass not only at golf but in general.

No need for the 9 MM, just bring a Fly Swatter to handle people like Jon, his playing partner, and Hugo

You can tell him yourself.... we will check for you out of the rear view mirror.:1orglaugh

Yeah for some reason when it comes to tourneys I talk the talk and then shoot a 120:Oh crap

Yappo will be represented ... I have Yappo golf tees too.

I think I might have a few reasons why your game goes to shit. ; )

I would like to play!

I promise I won't drink the night before and will show up LOL!

ummm yeah I guess that is why my back nine always sucks...

Count me in! I'm pretty excited about this. I've been meaning to play- it's been a while. And what better way than to play with a bunch of fellow degenerates!

Here are the early betting lines:

Jon's SHANKS over/under 3
Dan's over 300 yard drives over/under 3
Mitch saying good something funny in a stupid way 2:1
Mike Hawk out driving Caz Over/under 6
Caz doing the in-zone dance after an UN-believable shot 2:1
JJslim out driving everyone 3:1 (if you haven't seen his drive, you really should not, it will not help your game, but its long)
Harnik hooking a drive 1:5
Bobby hitting "A good shot" 18:1
Oy hitting an amazing shot with an ugly swing over/under 10
Eric hitting a green over/under 10
Bugbee being a gentleman on the course 1 billion :1 (Jon learn from him)
Hugo will say more shit than making good shots 1:20 (Hugo, spend sometime with Bugbee, you really need to learn from him)
Bruce joining my foursome 0:1 billion (WILL NEVER HAPPEN)
Bruce winning the tournament 1 : 1 billion (because he wont be on my team)
Jon's team wining 1: 1 billion (because he will be on Bruce's foursome)
SPECIAL PRIZE (any player that beats Hugo, will receive a prize) Not because he is a good player, but I just want to bet against him.
Another special prize will be offered to anyone that knocks Hugo out of the Poker tournament in the PPT.

Please note the lines will change according to my mood, good luck, please contact me if you want to place any bets

50 Golfers and 1 Shahan

BETTING LINE CHANGE _ NOTE BOBBY's line

Jon's SHANKS over/under 3
Dan's over 300 yard drives over/under 3
Mitch saying good something funny in a stupid way 2:1
Mike Hawk out driving Caz Over/under 6
Caz doing the in-zone dance after an UN-believable shot 2:1
JJslim out driving everyone 3:1 (if you haven't seen his drive, you really should not, it will not help your game, but its long)
Harnik hooking a drive 1:5
Bobby hitting "A SLICE" on every hole 3:1 (NEW LINE)
Oy hitting an amazing shot with an ugly swing over/under 10
Eric hitting a green over/under 10
Bugbee being a gentleman on the course 1 billion :1 (Jon learn from him)
Hugo will say more shit than making good shots 1:20 (Hugo, spend sometime with Bugbee, you really need to learn from him)
Bruce joining my foursome 0:1 billion (WILL NEVER HAPPEN)
Bruce winning the tournament 1 : 1 billion (because he wont be on my team)
Jon's team wining 1: 1 billion (because he will be on Bruce's foursome)
SPECIAL PRIZE (any player that beats Hugo, will receive a prize) Not because he is a good player, but I just want to bet against him.
Another special prize will be offered to anyone that knocks Hugo out of the Poker tournament in the PPT.

Please note the lines will change according to my mood, good luck, please contact me if you want to place any bets

LMAO..

Added Bet:


Shahan will Talk thru out each hole.. 2:1

hey guys......the answer to this question might be obvious to some but I have to ask it since ... I don't see how this will fit with the WMAccess schedule...

The golf tournament will be on WED NOV 14th at 9:30AM, and Webmaster access (Universal Studios) starts that same Wednesday (14th) at 10:00AM........

R these supposed to be 2 separate events? (people who go to the golf tournament don't care about WMaccess' courses at that time?)

WMAccess schedule says:

NOV 14th:
Where's The Traffic 10am to 11am
Join in on this informative panel of experts who will bring the latest and greatest areas from where we get our lifeblood... Traffic

Could someone tell me how is this going 2 work???
Any ideas, comments r greatly appreciated....

Sig spot for the drama about to unfold?

Mitch

Webmaster access registration, opening reception and Pron Poker Tour opening night party is on the 14th. The semiars and everything else during the day start on the 15th.

Mitch

thanks Mitch, save me typing it :winkwink:

You , GO Kristin:thumbsup

Sorry I don't golf, But have fun.

Nither does your brother but he is gooing to play.

:helpme

Mitch

I think this is the most i have ever seen Mitch type in 1 thread

WA here we come. Can't wait for a little golf game.

That's messed up.. Am I that bad? That's it.. I'm out!

looks like a good group :thumbsup Please add Jerry Lewis from IntenseCash

No Gary, you are not that bad. Mitch is being Mitch, I think I am going to lower the over /under on Mitch saying something stupid

He did not, he had someone from the office do it, he was out playing golf

Whats the skinny on the play - 2 man or 4 man best ball teams?

I am partial to a low team score type scenario but we can put it to a vote.

thoughts?????

How about no handi-cap - 4 man team best ball - stroke for stroke :1orglaugh

Oh and you on my team again :winkwink:

That is Funny Shit right there.

Over under Shahan yelling at someone for breathing during his hit process 79 assuming he shoots a 82

NOH!!!

Mitch

Mitch is very excited we are coming to his place for the golf this year.

I think we should break into his house. We all know where he will be that day!

NOTICE, CHANGE in BETTING LINE:

Dan's over 300 yard drives over/under 3 has been taken off the board.
New line: Dan making another funny joke after we have our talk NONE to 1 million

Dude, call me when you have a chance I have to ask you a question

Sarah will be guarding the fort with a shotgun.

Mitch

looks good...

good job!!!

Here is my team.

Dj WOOFY
SHAHAN
MITCH
CAMZ DAN

we could be there

I am in.

I just played a "Shamble" the other day and it was a fun format. (For those that don't know "shamble" is where team-member plays the 2nd shot from the best drive of the foursome, and plays out his ball from there). We did use handicaps.

ROFLMAO! Good ones, even mine! Bitch.