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Old 10-25-2007, 10:37 PM   #1
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Slight bit of car trouble

A penguin is having a spot of bother with his car, so he takes it to the local garage. The mechanic says that it will take a short while to find out what's wrong, so why doesn't the penguin come back later. The penguin sees an ice cream parlour across the road, and as penguins like ice cream, he decides to wait over there.

So the penguin buys an ice cream, but as the poor little chap doesn't have hands, only flippers, it's a messy business and he gets ice cream all over his beak. having finished, he goes back to the garage where the mecahnic says:

"You've blown a seal!"

The penguin repiles:

"No, it's ice cream. Honest!"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:45 PM   #2
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I've heard that before, minus the annoying British speak, but it still makes me chuckle...
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:47 PM   #3
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the brit ancent makes it evn better!


a spot of a bother- top drawer!
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:22 AM   #4
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I love a good joke!

thanks alex
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:25 AM   #5
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Tnx 4 the joke!!
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:45 AM   #6
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very cute joke.
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:11 AM   #7
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that gave me a chuckle
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:27 AM   #8
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haha... cute!
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:42 AM   #9
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:14 AM   #10
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heh good one
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:08 AM   #11
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the brit ancent makes it evn better!


a spot of a bother- top drawer!
The seal makes more sense that way... most of use would say a gasket.
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:13 AM   #12
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good one
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:19 AM   #13
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Thats a good one.
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:19 AM   #14
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