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  • RawAlex
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 9465

    #1

    Slight bit of car trouble

    A penguin is having a spot of bother with his car, so he takes it to the local garage. The mechanic says that it will take a short while to find out what's wrong, so why doesn't the penguin come back later. The penguin sees an ice cream parlour across the road, and as penguins like ice cream, he decides to wait over there.

    So the penguin buys an ice cream, but as the poor little chap doesn't have hands, only flippers, it's a messy business and he gets ice cream all over his beak. having finished, he goes back to the garage where the mecahnic says:

    "You've blown a seal!"

    The penguin repiles:

    "No, it's ice cream. Honest!"
  • Profits of Doom
    Monster Rain
    • Feb 2004
    • 4978

    #2
    I've heard that before, minus the annoying British speak, but it still makes me chuckle...
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    • sltr
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 3191

      #3
      the brit ancent makes it evn better!


      a spot of a bother- top drawer!

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      • papill0n
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        • Oct 2007
        • 15547

        #4
        I love a good joke!

        thanks alex

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        • lacataconroy
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          • Nov 2006
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          #5
          Tnx 4 the joke!!

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          • Mutt
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            • Sep 2002
            • 34431

            #6


            very cute joke.
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            • Vitasoy
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              • Oct 2003
              • 58202

              #7
              that gave me a chuckle


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              • Violetta
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                • Jul 2004
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                #8
                haha... cute!
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                  • gecko
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                    • Jun 2002
                    • 21846

                    #10
                    heh good one
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                    • RawAlex
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 9465

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sltr
                      the brit ancent makes it evn better!


                      a spot of a bother- top drawer!
                      The seal makes more sense that way... most of use would say a gasket.

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                      • Farang
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                        • Oct 2004
                        • 11713

                        #12
                        good one
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                        • pornguy
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                          • Mar 2003
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                          #13
                          Thats a good one.
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                            • Jun 2005
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