Man hitches ride from hot chick. Hot chick wants to fuck. Guess what happens next? - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 10-25-2007, 10:22 PM

If you guessed that the man went for it, and then found out the "hot chick" that picked up this hitchhiker had a penis, then you are TEH WINS!

The guy went nuts (lol) and stabbed the erm "woman" several times and is now sitting in jail.

http://www.kxii.com/home/headlines/10778386.html

Spunky · 10-25-2007, 10:24 PM

A punch in the nose would have been enough

papill0n · 10-25-2007, 10:26 PM

Errr thats just wrong.

How about he just get the fuck out the car and go work on his tranny detecting abilities.

Trannys make me cash - they are my friends!

Casa Nova · 10-25-2007, 10:27 PM

damn... well doesnt that suck for him lmfao

DaddyHalbucks · 10-25-2007, 10:32 PM

A tranny surprise!

BannerAnt · 10-25-2007, 10:33 PM

I think stabbing is fair and understandable

sortie · 10-25-2007, 10:33 PM

So

1. Picked up hitch hiker
2. Missed tranny alert
3. Pulled out knife
4. Used knife for attempted murder
5. Got caught

Means he was stupid as fuck 5 times in a row.

BoyAlley · 10-25-2007, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

A tranny surprise!

Just like in the porn movies! Erm, except it ends in an attempted murder instead of a gang bang.

EroticistFilms · 10-26-2007, 01:57 AM

I can't believe one of you she-male shooters hasn't contacted the stabbee yet. If she looks so much like a chick, wouldn't you want to capitalize on that?

Imagine a DVD cover that says;
"Horse Barn Angie: Felony Confusion"

Think of all the free press and what it did for John Wayne Bobbitt!

Where's my cut?

Violetta · 10-26-2007, 02:31 AM

understandable... lol

florin · 10-26-2007, 02:32 AM

Are u for real?

gecko · 10-26-2007, 02:41 AM

O snap...

VeriSexy · 10-26-2007, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie

So

1. Picked up hitch hiker
2. Missed tranny alert
3. Pulled out knife
4. Used knife for attempted murder
5. Got caught

Means he was stupid as fuck 5 times in a row.

haha no kidding

mikeyddddd · 10-26-2007, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie

So

1. Picked up hitch hiker
2. Missed tranny alert
3. Pulled out knife
4. Used knife for attempted murder
5. Got caught

Means he was stupid as fuck 5 times in a row.

The tranny picked up the hitchhiker.

viki · 10-26-2007, 05:20 AM

He should have known from the start. I doubt any woman driving alone would pick up a hitchhiker.

Farang · 10-26-2007, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viki

He should have known from the start. I doubt any woman driving alone would pick up a hitchhiker.

bingo

AcidMax · 10-26-2007, 07:56 AM

Only thing that could have made that story worse is if the Tranny proceeded to whoop his ass and put him in the hospital. Imagine that story...

"So this chick had a dick, then she beat the shit out of me"

CaptainHowdy · 10-26-2007, 07:57 AM

Wich GFY'er ??

fusionx · 10-26-2007, 08:02 AM

"Soon thereafter, the 42-year-old driver invited Evans back to her horse barn just outside of Wolfe City."

Somehow that's ironic

TG Rebecca · 10-26-2007, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viki

He should have known from the start. I doubt any woman driving alone would pick up a hitchhiker.

that's what i was thinking...

teg0 · 10-26-2007, 08:08 AM

Not a jury in the world would convict him of murder of the "women' died. lol

10-25-2007, 10:22 PM	#1
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Man hitches ride from hot chick. Hot chick wants to fuck. Guess what happens next? If you guessed that the man went for it, and then found out the "hot chick" that picked up this hitchhiker had a penis, then you are TEH WINS! The guy went nuts (lol) and stabbed the erm "woman" several times and is now sitting in jail. http://www.kxii.com/home/headlines/10778386.html Last edited by BoyAlley; 10-25-2007 at 10:24 PM..

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