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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #1

    Reading this will make you real fucking stupid - you're warned

    I bet 75% or more people believe in zodiac signs crap. Some more than others. A good bunch reads that shit everyday in magazines for weak minded people.

    Now that alone should make you feel really stupid already but it gets even better:

    (Skip this part if you are mentally challenged and read the bottom)
    The Earth's rotation on its axis has caused the Earth's shape to diverge from a sphere, and has caused the Earth's equatorial regions to bulge out, in the same way that a skater's skirt spreads outward as she spins rapidly on the ice. Because the Earth's equator is tilted with respect to the orbital plane of the Earth around the Sun, the so-called Ecliptic plane, the Earth's equatorial bulge is also tilted with respect of the plane along which the Sun and Moon travel. The Moon and the Sun exert a gravitational "tug" on the Earth's equatorial bulge, trying to pull the Earth's equatorial region to be aligned with the Ecliptic plane. This tug, along with the rotational motion of the Earth on its axis, the revolution of the Earth around the Sun, and the revolution of the Moon about the Earth, cause the Earth to wobble about its axis of rotation, similar to the motion of a spinning top. This motion is called Precession. An extension of the Earth's axis out into space traces out a conical figure with a time cycle or period of 26,000 years. Figure 3 below shows a schematic of the Earth's precession. The Earth's precession implies that although Polaris is currently the star above our North pole, in about 13,000 years Vega will become our North star; only, after yet another 13,000 years, will our North pole will once again point towards Polaris.

    = basically saying that your zodiac sign is NOT your zodiac sign. They all moved one over time because of the earth changing positions as explained above.

    So you think you are a libra? Well you're not. So all that shit you read daily about libra's in your stupid little magazine doesn't apply to you but you always thought it did. All your actions you try to justify by saying "i'm a libra" is bullshit. The real dumb people even only date with someone who fits their sign...well again, it's bullshit because you are not the sign you think you are and neither is the person you date.

    Now this really should make you feel stupid as fuck. But ofcourse as most people do, you will ignore it and read that shit again tomorrow.

    Congrats idiots
  • Penny24Seven
    So Fucking What
    • Jun 2007
    • 6287

    #2
    I have to agree with you for the first time, It cracks me up that people will only date someone if they are this or that sign LOL
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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204

      #3
      Nobody cares eh?

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      • tranza
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        • Jun 2003
        • 57559

        #4
        Cliff notes??

        You don't expect us to read that much about zodiac signs, do you?
        I'm just a newbie.

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        • O MARINA
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          • Mar 2003
          • 13796

          #5
          today you are a gemini

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          • StuartD
            Sofa King Band
            • Jul 2002
            • 29903

            #6
            1.) the stars that we see that make up a lion will still make up a lion in 13,000 years, they'll just be in a different place. This causes very little concern since the lion is in a different place at 10pm than it is at 4am anyhow due to the Earth's rotation.

            2.) The stars that humans discovered hundreds or even thousands of years have shifted very little in relation to how much the stars will have shifted in 13,000 years so the the lion of 1000 years ago is still the lion of today.

            Essentially, whether or not Polaris will be over the north pole... it will still be in our sky. And in fact, it won't have moved at all, we'll just perceive it to be in a new location. So any divine meaning we may or may not think it holds over us will not have changed at all.
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            • SCORE Ralph
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              • Mar 2003
              • 2090

              #7
              So youre saying Im not a sagitarius and will not be expecting someone very important come into my life today? Should I read gemini then?
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              • SCORE Ralph
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                • Mar 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by StuartD
                1.) the stars that we see that make up a lion will still make up a lion in 13,000 years, they'll just be in a different place. This causes very little concern since the lion is in a different place at 10pm than it is at 4am anyhow due to the Earth's rotation.

                2.) The stars that humans discovered hundreds or even thousands of years have shifted very little in relation to how much the stars will have shifted in 13,000 years so the the lion of 1000 years ago is still the lion of today.

                Essentially, whether or not Polaris will be over the north pole... it will still be in our sky. And in fact, it won't have moved at all, we'll just perceive it to be in a new location. So any divine meaning we may or may not think it holds over us will not have changed at all.
                Obviously, pfft
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                • polish_aristocrat
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 40377

                  #9
                  if only KRL was still here
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                  • Dirty F
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 59204

                    #10
                    Amazing how nobody seems to care...or just ignores this. I bet a very big majority of this board believes that zodiac crap.

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                    • ADL Colin
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 11929

                      #11
                      I'm an Ophiuchus


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                      • BannerAnt
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                        • Oct 2007
                        • 484

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dirty Franck
                        Amazing how nobody seems to care...or just ignores this. I bet a very big majority of this board believes that zodiac crap.
                        what's even worse, there are probably more people yet on here that believe in religion / culture.

                        That scares me a bit more

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                        • Iron Fist
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                          • Dec 2006
                          • 23400

                          #13
                          Yeah but i'm still a virgin.
                          i like waffles

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                          • seeric
                            ..........
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 41917

                            #14
                            never believed that shit. once considered dating this hot girl for about 20 minutes that was a zodiac freak. dumped her ass so fast.

                            that shit is looony.

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                            • GAMEFINEST
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                              • Nov 2006
                              • 14477

                              #15
                              im a JEDI
                              Compound interest.

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                              • [ScreaM]
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                                • Jan 2005
                                • 1664

                                #16
                                zodiac?

                                i think i'll pass.

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                                • ADL Colin
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                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 11929

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                  never believed that shit. once considered dating this hot girl for about 20 minutes that was a zodiac freak. dumped her ass so fast.

                                  that shit is looony.
                                  I thought all hot chicks were into astrology


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                                  • seeric
                                    ..........
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 41917

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ADL Colin
                                    I thought all hot chicks were into astrology
                                    thankfully not.

                                    the ones i got now are dumb, i like them like that.

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                                    • D
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2006
                                      • 7412

                                      #19
                                      I'm not a fan of Astrology... I think it's just a religion of illusion.

                                      For example, every time a planet goes into retrograde, the devout feel that means something's wrong with the symbols that the planet represents, when, in fact, it's just the Earth catching up to and passing the planet on the ecliptic plane.

                                      That said, Astrology has been a very important part of our scientific and cultural development as a species. I do feel it's outmoded, but if it's arguable that if it weren't for Astrology, civilization wouldn't ever have occurred, as it was the calendars and systematic system of planting and animal herding that based itself on the "science" of Astrology that lent way to us being in a place to settle down and build roots.

                                      I think you're wrong in saying that your zodiac sign is not your zodiac sign. The fact of the matter is that the Earth's Precession (one of only many Precessions that affect our view of the stars in cosmological time) moves so slowly from our perspective that the constellations that formed the basis for the zodiac in astrology are still, literally on our zodiac during their respective times (the line over which the sun "travels" through the cosmos)... so if you were born under a certain sign, I believe - without exception - that was the same sign that it was 5,000 years ago, and will still be 2,000 years from now.

                                      So, even if Astrology _is_ a bunk fragment of ancient religion, which we both seem to think it is - your argument falls short because people born under Cancer, for example, were still born under Cancer. The "religion" might need a tune-up in another 10,000 years (if it's still around in some form), but for now, it's still good to go in that respect.

                                      Does that mean that reading one's horoscope is an intelligent thing to do and base your future hopes and dreams on every day? I don't think so... but then, most people that believe in aspects of Astrology would tell you the same, also.
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                                      • frostyimpressions
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                                        • May 2007
                                        • 918

                                        #20
                                        That would make me Aquarigo then.
                                        Lisa

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                                        • PornMogul
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                                          • May 2007
                                          • 1495

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Dirty Franck
                                          .

                                          So you think you are a libra? Well you're not. So all that shit you read daily about libra's in your stupid little magazine doesn't apply to you but you always thought it did. All your actions you try to justify by saying "i'm a libra" is bullshit. The real dumb people even only date with someone who fits their sign...well again, it's bullshit because you are not the sign you think you are and neither is the person you date.

                                          Now this really should make you feel stupid as fuck. But ofcourse as most people do, you will ignore it and read that shit again tomorrow.

                                          YOU should feel fucking stupid because if someone is a libra and is dating a libra then wouldnt they both be the same if it moved over one.

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                                          • Deej
                                            I make pixels work
                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 24386

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by StuartD
                                            1.) the stars that we see that make up a lion will still make up a lion in 13,000 years, they'll just be in a different place. This causes very little concern since the lion is in a different place at 10pm than it is at 4am anyhow due to the Earth's rotation.

                                            2.) The stars that humans discovered hundreds or even thousands of years have shifted very little in relation to how much the stars will have shifted in 13,000 years so the the lion of 1000 years ago is still the lion of today.

                                            Essentially, whether or not Polaris will be over the north pole... it will still be in our sky. And in fact, it won't have moved at all, we'll just perceive it to be in a new location. So any divine meaning we may or may not think it holds over us will not have changed at all.
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                                            • Dirty F
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 59204

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by PornMogul
                                              YOU should feel fucking stupid because if someone is a libra and is dating a libra then wouldnt they both be the same if it moved over one.
                                              Im not talking about two people with the same sign you tarddildo.

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                                              • aico
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                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 14748

                                                #24
                                                Only chicks care about that zodiac crap.

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                                                • PornMogul
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                                                  • May 2007
                                                  • 1495

                                                  #25
                                                  Who even cares about zodiac signs anyway
                                                  Last edited by PornMogul; 10-25-2007, 01:36 PM.

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                                                  • StuartD
                                                    Sofa King Band
                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 29903

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Deej
                                                    I had a feeling you were Leo... is it true?
                                                    Nope, not a Leo
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                                                    • polle54
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                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      I fucking hate those horoscope reading fuckers hehe - great news
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                                                      • Michaelious
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                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 6720

                                                        #28
                                                        Oh who really gives a shit

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                                                        • Gina Cochina
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                                                          • Aug 2007
                                                          • 138

                                                          #29
                                                          I have written horoscopes before (for money, not for fun), and it always freaks me out that people might actually be reading it and basing their day on shit that I completely made up while sitting at my desk drinking beer.
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                                                          • Centurion
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                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 6033

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                            if only KRL was still here
                                                            What the heck did happen to Kevin?
                                                            What's he up to these days?

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                                                            • CyberHustler
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                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                              • 28728

                                                              #31
                                                              My dick is a Scorpio... And my nuts are Geminis
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                                                              • xmas13
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                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 5176

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Hookers and School Girls
                                                                I have to agree with you for the first time, It cracks me up that people will only date someone if they are this or that sign LOL
                                                                I also agree with Dirty Frank.

                                                                Women are so into this shit. I was asked again yesterday about this shit, what the fuck!!!!!! She wanted to make sure my zodiac sign was good enough for her sister, what the fuck!

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                                                                • xmas13
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                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 5176

                                                                  #33
                                                                  She didn't want Scorpios to date her sister, what the fuck!



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                                                                  • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
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                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                    • 3143

                                                                    #34
                                                                    LOL... PS. I did not read it

                                                                    Originally posted by Dirty Franck
                                                                    I bet 75% or more people believe in zodiac signs crap. Some more than others. A good bunch reads that shit everyday in magazines for weak minded people.

                                                                    Now that alone should make you feel really stupid already but it gets even better:

                                                                    (Skip this part if you are mentally challenged and read the bottom)
                                                                    The Earth's rotation on its axis has caused the Earth's shape to diverge from a sphere, and has caused the Earth's equatorial regions to bulge out, in the same way that a skater's skirt spreads outward as she spins rapidly on the ice. Because the Earth's equator is tilted with respect to the orbital plane of the Earth around the Sun, the so-called Ecliptic plane, the Earth's equatorial bulge is also tilted with respect of the plane along which the Sun and Moon travel. The Moon and the Sun exert a gravitational "tug" on the Earth's equatorial bulge, trying to pull the Earth's equatorial region to be aligned with the Ecliptic plane. This tug, along with the rotational motion of the Earth on its axis, the revolution of the Earth around the Sun, and the revolution of the Moon about the Earth, cause the Earth to wobble about its axis of rotation, similar to the motion of a spinning top. This motion is called Precession. An extension of the Earth's axis out into space traces out a conical figure with a time cycle or period of 26,000 years. Figure 3 below shows a schematic of the Earth's precession. The Earth's precession implies that although Polaris is currently the star above our North pole, in about 13,000 years Vega will become our North star; only, after yet another 13,000 years, will our North pole will once again point towards Polaris.

                                                                    = basically saying that your zodiac sign is NOT your zodiac sign. They all moved one over time because of the earth changing positions as explained above.

                                                                    So you think you are a libra? Well you're not. So all that shit you read daily about libra's in your stupid little magazine doesn't apply to you but you always thought it did. All your actions you try to justify by saying "i'm a libra" is bullshit. The real dumb people even only date with someone who fits their sign...well again, it's bullshit because you are not the sign you think you are and neither is the person you date.

                                                                    Now this really should make you feel stupid as fuck. But ofcourse as most people do, you will ignore it and read that shit again tomorrow.

                                                                    Congrats idiots

                                                                    "Reading this will make you real fucking stupid - you're warned"


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                                                                    • fuzzylogic
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                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                      • 4796

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Deej
                                                                      I had a feeling you were Leo... is it true?
                                                                      lol, ur very preceptive! i did not catch that

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                                                                      • VicD
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                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 13245

                                                                        #36
                                                                        ofcourse the zodiac signs are bullshit, nothing new

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                                                                        • Ross
                                                                          Ik ben een aap
                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                          • 18874

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I remember watching Derren Brown (mind controlling expert from UK) and he took 5 students from 3 different countries (or maybe 2) anyway he asked them to fill in a form detailing some things about their life, then he said he would take the info and write out something that would apply to them. Kind of like how your stars read in the magazines...

                                                                          Well after a while he returned all the envelopes to them with their readings in them and then had them say on camera how much they thought this applied to their life. They were all saying 80% of it is me, or 75% of it is true etc etc...

                                                                          Well it turned out each of them had the exact same reading. It was funny to watch their reaction and how stupid they all felt for believing in this crap.

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                                                                          • Ross
                                                                            Ik ben een aap
                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                            • 18874

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Ross
                                                                            I remember watching Derren Brown (mind controlling expert from UK) and he took 5 students from 3 different countries (or maybe 2) anyway he asked them to fill in a form detailing some things about their life, then he said he would take the info and write out something that would apply to them. Kind of like how your stars read in the magazines...

                                                                            Well after a while he returned all the envelopes to them with their readings in them and then had them say on camera how much they thought this applied to their life. They were all saying 80% of it is me, or 75% of it is true etc etc...

                                                                            Well it turned out each of them had the exact same reading. It was funny to watch their reaction and how stupid they all felt for believing in this crap.
                                                                            Heres the link to it on You tube!
                                                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haP7Ys9ocTk

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