Who Has Performed A "Lift & Suck" on Their Keyboard? - GoFuckYourself.com

BannerAnt · 10-25-2007, 10:38 PM

who here has spilled something on their keyboard and without thinking twice lifted it up and sucked the spillage out of the keyboard?

I've done it numerous times over the years...the last time was KFC gravy, knocked the gravy over on my keyboard...and I'll leave the rest up to the imagaination...

with my quick thinking it lead to 1 a keyboard life saved

Big_Red · 10-25-2007, 10:39 PM

umm no thanks.

Profits of Doom · 10-25-2007, 10:43 PM

You're sucking gravy off a keyboard and you want to call US citizens rednecks???

mikeyddddd · 10-25-2007, 10:43 PM

No way. I've seen the shit that falls out when I turn it over and shake it.

BannerAnt · 10-25-2007, 10:45 PM

you would if you were put in the situation :P

BannerAnt · 10-25-2007, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

You're sucking gravy off a keyboard and you want to call US citizens rednecks???

no the majority are and you can't disagree with that.

warlock5 · 10-25-2007, 11:24 PM

did you suck up any pubes with that?

papill0n · 10-25-2007, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by warlock5

did you suck up any pubes with that?

2012 · 10-25-2007, 11:31 PM

can't say that I've done that. I usually just buy another one

Malicious Biz · 10-25-2007, 11:34 PM

This thread is boiling over with homosexual overtones

2012 · 10-25-2007, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

This thread is boiling over with homosexual overtones

LIFT AND SUCK!

Malicious Biz · 10-25-2007, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

LIFT AND SUCK!

Kyle Sampson and Tyler Johnson in: "The spillage"

Cumming to a bath house near you. They will lift and suck you away!

D · 10-26-2007, 12:28 AM

I've disassembled mine and put it through a dishwasher before.

Let it dry, and gave it a brush with 90% Isopropyl before reassembling.

Worked like a charm.

dav3 · 10-26-2007, 01:45 AM

Luckily, I don't think I have spilled anything into a keyboard yet. Fucadkaadoifuaslkdjfhaskbngadsf

riddler · 10-26-2007, 02:30 AM

you realise a keyboard is usually has more germs than a public toilet right?

you are basically licking that gravy off a public toilet where a fat man just took a huge shit.

ServerGenius · 10-26-2007, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by D

I've disassembled mine and put it through a dishwasher before.

Let it dry, and gave it a brush with 90% Isopropyl before reassembling.

Worked like a charm.

I did that once too and was proud of my work till my wife said.....so you just
wasted 2 hours on cleaning a keyboard when you could have bought a new
one for 10 bucks......you just made $5 an hour.......keep trying dude

ServerGenius · 10-26-2007, 02:36 AM

so I said....shit you're right....and took her credit card off of her next time
she'll think twice to be a smartass

Matt 26z · 10-26-2007, 02:50 AM

Is it alright to blast a keyboard with the hose and then dry it out with the yard blower? I've been wanting to try.

Emil · 10-26-2007, 03:00 AM

Only when I accidental cum on the keyboard.

digifan · 10-26-2007, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

No way. I've seen the shit that falls out when I turn it over and shake it.

True...

JamesK · 10-26-2007, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius

I did that once too and was proud of my work till my wife said.....so you just
wasted 2 hours on cleaning a keyboard when you could have bought a new
one for 10 bucks......you just made $5 an hour.......keep trying dude

Madame0120 · 10-26-2007, 03:22 AM

I just replaced my 8+ year old k/b and mouse. Way more than 10$. I wonder ....

Are you the guy in the bar that will drink shots poured from the spill mats?

More than once?

VeriSexy · 10-26-2007, 03:24 AM

no, I use compressed air instead

martinsc · 10-26-2007, 03:36 AM

....
never did that and i'm pretty sure i never will....

D · 10-26-2007, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius

I did that once too and was proud of my work till my wife said.....so you just
wasted 2 hours on cleaning a keyboard when you could have bought a new
one for 10 bucks......you just made $5 an hour.......keep trying dude

Meh... 10 bucks is 10 bucks... and I'd rather fix my shit provided I'm able.

waste not - want not.

And it's only actually like 15 minutes of labor.

And a $10 keyboard woulda been a downgrade, too... so there's that.

ServerGenius · 10-26-2007, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by D

Meh... 10 bucks is 10 bucks... and I'd rather fix my shit provided I'm able.

waste not - want not.

And it's only actually like 15 minutes of labor.

And a $10 keyboard woulda been a downgrade, too... so there's that.

Quite ironical if you talk about not wasting anything but waste more than 10
bucks on a keyboard.....I don't know about you but it's wasting more than
$10 if I spend the time to clean a keyboard

nico-t · 10-26-2007, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by riddler

you realise a keyboard is usually has more germs than a public toilet right?

you are basically licking that gravy off a public toilet where a fat man just took a huge shit.

haha thats what i was gonna say... its fucking gross

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