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GreyWolf 10-23-2007 09:11 PM

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If the USA went to war with Iran, who would win?
Nobody.

What's with the propaganda line about "Iran is our ememy" bullshit?? Are they?? Duh? Or is it that someone told you they are? Guess? :winkwink:

Sheesh... the propaganda bullshit will end up sinking the US into an even deeper swamp.

theking 10-23-2007 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Alexis Content (Post 13278747)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Soviets did not lose their Afghan war than!

That is correct...they chose to withdraw...as they did not want to continue to pay the consequences of occupation.

theking 10-23-2007 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by aico (Post 13278752)
Pigshit. We are still at war with Korea, we are just under a truce.

I know that...but it is a truce because Truman would not allow our forces to go beyond the 38th...which was a mistake.

aico 10-23-2007 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 13278768)
I know that...but it is a truce because Truman would not allow our forces to go beyond the 38th...which was a mistake.

I just wanted to say pigshit to you. :winkwink:

GreyWolf 10-23-2007 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by aico (Post 13278769)
I just wanted to say pigshit to you. :winkwink:

Wot was that you said aico?? :winkwink: Pigshit???

Totally agree :winkwink::thumbsup

jaromir 10-23-2007 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless (Post 13278338)
Iran?

USA?

or would it be the start of ww3?

China and EU will win...

Shagbunny 10-23-2007 09:26 PM

Lets all hope we don't start another war... we're all hoping this Iraq shit is over with soon.

TexasDreams 10-23-2007 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 13278750)
I'm not sure how people call Iraq II a complete loss. I mean they blew the shit out of everything in the country, captured and executed the government, and put one in place that is friendly to them. The aftermath is a complete clusterfuck, but the Iraq regime was completely annihilated.

Yes, a true "great success" in invading a country that didn't have a damn thing to do with the reason we went there. The administration wasn't capable of finding the real terrorists behind the 9/11 attacks, so we went for the "easy target". So they lied and sent many young patriotic men and women to die or be crippled. God bless America.

U.S. Casualties By Calendar Year
Year ... Deaths ... US Wounded
2003 ... 486 ... 2,408
2004 ... 849 ... 8,003
2005 ... 846 ... 5,948
2006 ... 822 ... 6,398
2007 ... 832 ... 4,996
Total ... 3,835 ... 27,753

Rochard 10-23-2007 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13278452)
You hit the nail right on the fucking head. People mistaken the war with the aftermath. We won the actual Iraqi war quite easily, but we fucked up by hanging around there afterwards trying to run their country for them. Now it's a quagmire we can't ever hope to win...

The war in Iraq was over in like thirty days. In fact, it was rather stunning if you ask me.

However, we the winners of the war can't just walk away and say "well, that's all folks".

Madame0120 10-24-2007 02:10 AM

No one wins.

Dirty Dane 10-24-2007 02:13 AM

Whats the prize?

voa 10-24-2007 02:22 AM

Locical answer its no one will win.

Matt 26z 10-24-2007 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 13278839)
The war in Iraq was over in like thirty days. In fact, it was rather stunning if you ask me.

However, we the winners of the war can't just walk away and say "well, that's all folks".

Which brings up the importance of understanding how the citizens of a country are going to react to their government falling. It was never a secret that Iraq was divided into three sections and hated each other. The only thing keeping the peace was Saddam's iron fist.

If foreign military forces didn't have the ability to impose forced control over these unruly Iraqi citizens, then we should have left Saddam in power. This conflict is never going to end until someone goes into Iraq and starts killing any man, woman or child who doesn't want to go along with the plan.

The Duck 10-24-2007 03:44 AM

Nobody wins in war.

Joe BrainCash 10-24-2007 06:07 AM

Batman and Robin will save us.

kowalsky 10-24-2007 06:15 AM

Only winners will be owners of american oil companies.

JesseD 10-24-2007 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by KingK7 (Post 13278371)
Israel...

That is the best answer by far. The fact that this is even a thread is absolutely insane.

buzzy 10-24-2007 06:52 AM

If the USA just plans to bomb them from the sky then yeah no contest the USA will win.

But if they invade with military, say goodbye to your troops because the IRG will slaughter them.

tornell 10-24-2007 06:53 AM

russian win :)

buzzy 10-24-2007 06:54 AM

By the way the people that are hoping for war are absolutley insane, they don't realise that THEY will be the losers and they will have to adopt because of rising prices and loads of other shit.

directfiesta 10-24-2007 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 13278750)
I'm not sure how people call Iraq II a complete loss. I mean they blew the shit out of everything in the country, captured and executed the government, and put one in place that is friendly to them. The aftermath is a complete clusterfuck, but the Iraq regime was completely annihilated.

... and that makes you proud !!!

florin 10-24-2007 08:54 AM

probably the DOLLAR

buzzy 10-24-2007 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by florin (Post 13280663)
probably the DOLLAR

Like the dollar won when they went to war with Iraq? :error:error:error

directfiesta 10-24-2007 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by florin (Post 13280663)
probably the DOLLAR

you mean .. the CANADIAN one ... right ?

goldmine 10-24-2007 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless (Post 13278338)
Iran?

USA?

or would it be the start of ww3?

seriously? i think its China :2 cents:

Andy Servers4Less 10-24-2007 09:28 AM

The Patriots?

Angie77 10-24-2007 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 13278370)
We would bomb the fuck out of them for about 2 weeks stright then embargo them for the next 10 years.

yes, I agree. :thumbsup

Barefootsies 10-24-2007 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf (Post 13278755)
Nobody.

What's with the propaganda line about "Iran is our ememy" bullshit?? Are they?? Duh? Or is it that someone told you they are? Guess? :winkwink:

Sheesh... the propaganda bullshit will end up sinking the US into an even deeper swamp.


frostyimpressions 10-24-2007 02:32 PM

US would probably screw Iran up military wise, but they can screw us up economically. Tough to say.

2012 10-24-2007 02:40 PM

Irans a joke ... give me a break.

_Richard_ 10-24-2007 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Alexis Content (Post 13278747)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Soviets did not lose their Afghan war than!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GAMEFINEST 10-24-2007 03:07 PM

crazzy shiiet ..

BannerAnt 10-24-2007 03:33 PM

is anything you say serious? :1orglaugh

pocketkangaroo 10-24-2007 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 13280276)
... and that makes you proud !!!

No it doesn't make me proud, I never said it did. I don't get into the nationalism bullshit like you guys. It's just a place I live.

pocketkangaroo 10-24-2007 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams (Post 13278832)
Yes, a true "great success" in invading a country that didn't have a damn thing to do with the reason we went there. The administration wasn't capable of finding the real terrorists behind the 9/11 attacks, so we went for the "easy target". So they lied and sent many young patriotic men and women to die or be crippled. God bless America.

U.S. Casualties By Calendar Year
Year ... Deaths ... US Wounded
2003 ... 486 ... 2,408
2004 ... 849 ... 8,003
2005 ... 846 ... 5,948
2006 ... 822 ... 6,398
2007 ... 832 ... 4,996
Total ... 3,835 ... 27,753

I think the war is as shitty as you do. I just said it wasn't accurate to say the US got its ass kicked in Iraq. Don't construe my comments as pro-war.

[ScreaM] 10-24-2007 04:00 PM

The US would blow Iran away.

tblake 10-24-2007 04:08 PM

Yes this would be a stupid, destroy America's economy sort of decision.

One thing that should be mentioned on this thread is that Iraq is like a walk in the park compared to Iran. Iraq was a complete fucking joke of an army. We rolled in with superior firepower and force, and 24 days later have the military completely neutralized.

Iran isn't going to be easy at all if the US attacked.

A ground war is completely off the table. It would require more troops than we could muster, probably even with a draft and 100% of America's support. Have you looked at a map of Iran? Its a huge country. About 5 times the size of Iraq. Iraq is like hopscotch compared to Iran.

Also Iran's military is sophisticated. They continually purchase brand new equipment from Russia, mainly TOR mobile surface to air missile launchers that are very modern and perhaps even better than our shakey US Patriot missile systems. Airstrikes would be difficult.

The only battle plan I have heard of that is on the table so to speak is of air strikes which would still incur huge US casualties (many more times the amount we have lost in Iraq) per Pentagon war simulations. We would have to use tactical nuclear weapons on their nuclear facilities to destroy them. Their navy would be formidable, and it was within reason that we would sustain warship losses if we attacked. If they sunk any oil tankers that regularly bring oil out of the narrow straight of Hormitz, the world would panic and oil would hit 200+ dollars a barrel due to the major supply disruptions and instability just that alone would cause, discounting the oil that wouldn't be able to be pumped from Iran.

And don't take my word for it, take the word of the actual US generals and admirals that would retire (perhaps even openly defy the president I would hope) if he were to order such a retarded attack, because they know what a bad decision, militarily, it would be.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle1434540.ece

Bush needs to go back to his ranch in Texas and play with his dog. Leading just ain't his thing.

Grapesoda 10-24-2007 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless (Post 13278338)
Iran?

USA?

or would it be the start of ww3?


well in 6,000 years persia has never maintained any kind of military advantage in the world.

bufferover 10-24-2007 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 13278391)
There are no winners in war. Only losers and dead bodies.

Well said :2 cents:

tony286 10-24-2007 06:59 PM

lets see oil would go thru the roof,who could want a thing like that to happen? hmmm The funny thing is they are running the iraq/saddam playbook all over a again and it shows us how really dim we are as a nation.That they can probably get away with it twice.

Az A Bay Bay 10-24-2007 07:01 PM

USA all the way....

nico-t 10-25-2007 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 13278740)
Vietnam - withdrawal not a loss. The South lost the war two years after US forces were withdrawn

Iraq II -won the war as we defeated the Iraqi military forces and overthrew their government in 24 days. We are currently in occupation mode.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dropped9 10-25-2007 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by rock'n'porn (Post 13279989)
Batman and Robin will save us.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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