Survey: British Top Eight Most Requested Funeral Rites

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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30136

    #1

    Survey: British Top Eight Most Requested Funeral Rites

    funnuy shit :

    London (AHN) - The Britons have a request when they die: they want to buried alongside their pet's ashes, a study said.

    According to the survey conducted by British Charity Age Concern to more than 100,000 respondents, that being buried with their pet's ashes is the most regular memorial service demand.

    ABC news said that there are a number of request suggestions as many were afraid of being buried alive.

    Some suggested putting a mirror on their faces so the signs of vapors would be noticeable, cell phone left inside the coffin, or being buried naked.

    The top eight most common desires: To be cremated with their pet's ashes; To have a mobile phone in the coffin; To ensure they are dead; For a mirror to be held over the face to check for signs of breathing; To be cremated naked; To be buried in their own garden; To be buried with their teeth in; To be buried with all their savings.
    Personnaly, I don't care...
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #2
    I want my family to have me stuffed, then sit me at the dinner table like some kind of freaky Real Doll
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    • fatfoo
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      • Mar 2003
      • 27763

      #3
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      • kmanrox
        aka K-Man
        • Oct 2001
        • 29295

        #4
        Originally posted by eroswebmaster
        I want my family to have me stuffed, then sit me at the dinner table like some kind of freaky Real Doll

        haha i had visions of Weekend at Bernies as i read that post
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        • RawAlex
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 9465

          #5
          my theory is that by that time I am dead and it isn't really overwhemingly important. My theory is just don't leave my body on the chair in front of the computer, it will smell after a while.

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          • TroubleTonya
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            • Oct 2005
            • 1168

            #6
            I want to be cremated personally! No bugs will eat my eyes! LOL
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            • Fap
              Just Du It
              • Feb 2004
              • 12094

              #7
              the whole mirror/cell phone idea is weird as hell.. and the savings is just asking for grave robbers

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              • eroswebmaster
                March 1st, 2003
                • Jul 2001
                • 20295

                #8
                Originally posted by kmanrox
                haha i had visions of Weekend at Bernies as i read that post
                It might be a bit too scurry for them tho'
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