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Zorgman · 09-17-2002, 09:09 AM

The guy above me in the unit will NOT stop fucking his chick. They have been going at it for around 3 hours now. This guy is a machine.

Just when I think they have finished they start fucking again.

Wish I could last 3 hours.

DjSap · 09-17-2002, 09:11 AM

knock on their door and ask if they wanna start an amateur paysite...

Lev · 09-17-2002, 09:12 AM

i can last for 3 hours

Sly_RJ · 09-17-2002, 09:16 AM

Sorry man! I'm done now.

Ray@TastyDollars · 09-17-2002, 09:18 AM

Yea 3 hours aint bad. I used to take Viagra, lasted 5 hours. But you know what, for the extra half hour it was not worth the cost of the pills, hehe

later

SubStandard · 09-17-2002, 09:24 AM

I practically bashed my neighbors head in with a baseball bat late one night in his living room for a similar offense.

That's actually a true story.

So is me driving huge construction screws up through the ceiling into the fuckers bedroom trying to screw him to his floor for sodomizing his cow-of-a-wife for hours while I was trying to sleep.

MaxDent · 09-17-2002, 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by Ray
Yea 3 hours aint bad. I used to take Viagra, lasted 5 hours. But you know what, for the extra half hour it was not worth the cost of the pills, hehe

later

I tried Viagra in Argentina. Had a hardon that even a cat couldn't scratch. However, after sex I had to take a dump. That was a bit of a trial when the boner won't go away.

EscortBiz · 09-17-2002, 09:35 AM

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Darkhorse · 09-17-2002, 09:42 AM

lol, Man that guy must be on some serious drugs. Anyway just ring their doorbell and run next time it happens.

Muffy · 09-17-2002, 09:45 AM

My guy can keep going and going and going...he is like the energizer bunny! and I love it

Cheshire · 09-17-2002, 09:46 AM

After they're done go upstairs and knock on the door ~ when he answers say that you're a pornographer and you live in the building. Tell them you taped the audio of their sex fest and would like to thank them for their contribution to your business, and to please allow you to buy flowers for his girlfriend/wife for being such a vocal screw.

Keep a big smile on your face and be very polite... ducking if necessary ~ and see if they're ever that loud again.

Zorgman · 09-17-2002, 10:23 AM

They have stopped now. I can get back to work.

Weird thing is, I can still hear them in my head. Listing to 3 hours of "oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, ramit baby" and " arrhh arrhhh oh fuck fuck fuck.." can make you go crazy! LOL

SleazyDream · 09-17-2002, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
After they're done go upstairs and knock on the door ~ when he answers say that you're a pornographer and you live in the building. Tell them you taped the audio of their sex fest and would like to thank them for their contribution to your business, and to please allow you to buy flowers for his girlfriend/wife for being such a vocal screw.

Keep a big smile on your face and be very polite... ducking if necessary ~ and see if they're ever that loud again.

too dangerous, do it with a note on the door. Keeps them guessing as to who the ponographer is and where he lives.

Cheshire · 09-17-2002, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
too dangerous, do it with a note on the door. Keeps them guessing as to who the ponographer is and where he lives.

There you go perfecting upon my ideas again... you're gonna have to stop being my *better* half S.D.
Let me wear the pants once in a while, otherwise I'll never be able to rip them off; exposing patton leather boots and a vinyl, thong bikini beneath.

Mike Semen · 09-17-2002, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire

Let me wear the pants once in a while, otherwise I'll never be able to rip them off; exposing patton leather boots and a vinyl, thong bikini beneath.

Unh....

SleazyDream · 09-17-2002, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
There you go perfecting upon my ideas again... you're gonna have to stop being my *better* half S.D.
Let me wear the pants once in a while, otherwise I'll never be able to rip them off; exposing patton leather boots and a vinyl, thong bikini beneath.

why have pants cover up that vinyl thong bikini. Those things are meant to be scene!

Jizar II · 09-17-2002, 12:57 PM

3 hours, that would give me a heart attack!

Big E · 09-17-2002, 12:59 PM

To those guys who can't last 3 hrs - maybe you should stop fucking those pigs and get some better looking women! It's easy to fuck for three hours when you've got a cute chick..

theking · 09-17-2002, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by Big E
To those guys who can't last 3 hrs - maybe you should stop fucking those pigs and get some better looking women! It's easy to fuck for three hours when you've got a cute chick..

Do cute girls have cute pussies? Are cute girls better fucks? Do homely girls have ugly pussies? Are homely girls bad fucks? I have been told that it is the homely girls that are the best fucks, because they appreciate it more. I remember this cute blond I was hot after, finally she began going out with me, and eventually we made it together. She was the worst fuck I ever had. A major let down. We fucked again three more times, same thing every time. I moved on.

Za Ha · 09-17-2002, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by Zorgman
They have stopped now. I can get back to work.

Weird thing is, I can still hear them in my head. Listing to 3 hours of "oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, ramit baby" and " arrhh arrhhh oh fuck fuck fuck.." can make you go crazy! LOL

You mean to say that you don t watch at least 3 hours of porn daily?

Zorgman · 09-17-2002, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by Za Ha

You mean to say that you don t watch at least 3 hours of porn daily?

No, I don't watch 3 hours of porn everyday, but when I do watch porn atleast I can turn the volume up or down.

Lexxx · 09-17-2002, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Zorgman
The guy above me in the unit will NOT stop fucking his chick. They have been going at it for around 3 hours now. This guy is a machine.

Just when I think they have finished they start fucking again.

Wish I could last 3 hours.

Call the cops next time...

jimmy3way · 09-17-2002, 10:46 PM

People who brag about marathon fucking are like people who brag about their stats...if you really got it there's no need to brag.

Besides if you can't make your woman cum in an hour what makes you think you can in three hours??

PornoDoggy · 09-17-2002, 11:24 PM

There was a guy across the courtyard from me in the barracks when I was in the Navy who had a screamer for a girlfriend. They'd get going just about 2 o'clock ever Saturday afternoon, and that shit would echo all over hell's half acre. Annoying as hell when you're sleeping off a hangover.

Firehorse · 09-18-2002, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way
People who brag about marathon fucking are like people who brag about their stats...if you really got it there's no need to brag.

Besides if you can't make your woman cum in an hour what makes you think you can in three hours??

Sometimes multiple orgasms are more fun and you can make her cum more than once in three hours, like maybe 4 or 5 times and usually each orgasm is stronger.

Voodoo · 09-18-2002, 02:21 AM

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