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Old 10-19-2007, 05:41 AM   #1
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Friday's Joke
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."

The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
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Old 10-19-2007, 06:45 AM   #2
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Old 10-19-2007, 06:49 AM   #3
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:23 AM   #4
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:48 AM   #5
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ta ta tisss!! (drum and high hat)
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:08 AM   #6
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Must have been a brunette with her hair died.
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:29 AM   #7
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more joke's please
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:33 AM   #8
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Reminds me of that joke in that Simpson's episode where Homer and Marge did the "wife swap" thing.... same joke, but it was "my wife."

Great Jokes, man - keep 'em coming.
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:40 AM   #9
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haha, that was cute.
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:43 AM   #10
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:33 PM   #11
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lol...............
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Old 10-19-2007, 01:09 PM   #12
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Old 10-19-2007, 01:28 PM   #13
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Old 10-19-2007, 05:28 PM   #14
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That gave me a chuckle
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Old 10-19-2007, 06:43 PM   #15
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Lol joke that make my day
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Old 10-19-2007, 06:49 PM   #16
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Lol..that made me chuckle
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Old 10-19-2007, 06:57 PM   #17
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a cute joke.
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:00 PM   #18
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lol...that's good.
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:03 PM   #19
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Old 10-20-2007, 02:15 AM   #20
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haha... keep em coming compdoc
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