An interview with a fluffer girl - GoFuckYourself.com

Brown Bear · 09-17-2002, 03:15 PM

Read this:

http://www.nerve.com/regulars/lifeswork/thisjobsucks/

beerbust03 · 09-17-2002, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
Read this:

http://www.nerve.com/regulars/lifeswork/thisjobsucks/

Have you ever injured somebody through fluffing?
Uh. . . I?ve given a hickey on somebody?s dick before.

Wouldn't that hurt any of you guys? Personally if I was a guy I'd hit her in the forehead for trying to give me a dick hickey. But that's just me.

salsbury · 09-17-2002, 03:27 PM

yeah, that would hurt. dunno about hitting her head, but i'd probably go find another vendor.

Pornwolf · 09-17-2002, 03:33 PM

She sounds really good. Where do I sign up?

Cheshire · 09-17-2002, 03:37 PM

She sounds confident and self-assured

...that's important when your job is sucking 10 d*cks like a c*ck-sucking assembly line.

Brown Bear · 09-17-2002, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by beerbust03

Have you ever injured somebody through fluffing?
Uh. . . I?ve given a hickey on somebody?s dick before.

Wouldn't that hurt any of you guys? Personally if I was a guy I'd hit her in the forehead for trying to give me a dick hickey. But that's just me.

It wouldn't hurt if she gave a hickey on the shaft part of the cock.

Brown Bear · 09-17-2002, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
She sounds confident and self-assured

...that's important when your job is sucking 10 d*cks like a c*ck-sucking assembly line.

You sound like you have some experience with this subject.

Cheshire · 09-17-2002, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
You sound like you have some experience with this subject.

Not personally, but I'd say it'd be an important quality. Have you ever gotten GOOD head from an insecure girl?

Brown Bear · 09-17-2002, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Not personally, but I'd say it'd be an important quality. Have you ever gotten GOOD head from an insecure girl?

Very good point. I hate shy/insecure girls in bed. Thats why sex with virgins sucks. They just lie there and allow you to fuck them. Once girls are hmmm...I would say over 21 years old, they usually have more experience with sex and are more fun in bed.

Sly_RJ · 09-17-2002, 03:44 PM

That "girl" looks like one of the trannies at Tranny Trick.

beerbust03 · 09-17-2002, 03:53 PM

They never mentioned how much that girl gets paid. If she ever needs a referral what are they gonna write in the letter?:

To Whom It May Concern:

Fluffer Girl Can suck a mean dick. Hire on the spot!

nippa · 09-17-2002, 04:46 PM

I thought the job of fluffer was redundant since Viagra came out. I seem to remember reading something about how the adult industry was now flooded with male wannabes who got wood anytime with viagra...

ropekid · 09-17-2002, 05:16 PM

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That "girl" looks like one of the trannies at Tranny Trick.

You need to get your eyes checked.

Pornwolf · 09-17-2002, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear

Very good point. I hate shy/insecure girls in bed. Thats why sex with virgins sucks. They just lie there and allow you to fuck them. Once girls are hmmm...I would say over 21 years old, they usually have more experience with sex and are more fun in bed.

Virgin or not... I hate flatbacks! Aaaarrrgh!

cold_ice · 09-17-2002, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf

Virgin or not... I hate flatbacks! Aaaarrrgh!

Fuck who doesnt

corvo · 09-17-2002, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear

Very good point. I hate shy/insecure girls in bed. Thats why sex with virgins sucks. They just lie there and allow you to fuck them. Once girls are hmmm...I would say over 21 years old, they usually have more experience with sex and are more fun in bed.

definitly.
it takes ages until they actually start to play back. otherwise it is just the same old thing. the only thing that keeps you amused is bending them into interesting shapes.

Rictor · 09-17-2002, 09:38 PM

So fluffers do exist? I guess some of you have a new career goal to shoot for...

CDSmith · 09-17-2002, 11:57 PM

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A: Guys have choked me with their hands. But cock-wise, no. I have a pretty big mouth.
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This is a very scintilating read.

Jizar II · 09-18-2002, 01:45 AM

LOL fluffers are cool!

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nippa Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 23	I thought the job of fluffer was redundant since Viagra came out. I seem to remember reading something about how the adult industry was now flooded with male wannabes who got wood anytime with viagra...

09-17-2002, 09:38 PM	#17
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